Crimson Jester wrote:
Thats right I said it!!!
{uses Magic EraserTM on fake troll} Hey, you're not a real troll! Look, I can shake you and your hair doesn't stand straight-up.
Hmmm, you aren't under the influence of something, are you? I know the Jacks have a cheap lemonade stand, but you need to be careful; that stuff is moonshine strong enough to strip the paint off a car or a lobbyist swarm off a politician.*
* The judges would also accept "strip the orange off a Snooki."