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Sometimes, I get this lonely feeling,
Like I'm a fish on my own- swimming upstream.
While all the other travelers head down-street,
I ponder my existence and wonder while reeling-
At the blinding I receive from the drivers around.

Would I fit in if I helped their eyes burn?
Or is the high road the choice to keep my headlights low?
Why can't I roll down the window, tell them to learn:
"To keep the thrice-damned high-beams off when there are others in your disco show."

Seriously, Mr. LED, why the hell do you need those up
when you're less than 12 feet behind me?
Is my eyesight and your safety of such insignificance
that you would deny us both so that you have a good view of my vehicular license
plate as I flail an arm from the front seat;
trying to scream over your sub-woofer's sick beat;
covering my mirrors and trying to signal-

"If you turned down your lights, you wouldn't be the world's biggest A-Hole!"

SOTENRE

Mixmaster Sotenre is in the house,
Out another bullet, down one spouse.
Here to answer questions like a Reddit AMA,
What happens when roles gunplay?

Simply son, you're gonna have a blast
Utilizing firearms from old worlds past.
Listen as I pitch the Glock predecessor-
Maybe you'll be a flintlock possessor?

It ain't much of a record setter,
Contemporary, or anything much better.
Take aim at a close-by enemy,
Pull the trigger hitting their Touch AC.

BOOM Headshot! I'm on a roll!
Most firearms have a times four critical.
Just avoid a natural one,
You'll suffer a misfire and broken gun.

You've limited shots, carry plenty on the road.
Speaking of which it's time to reload.
Ammo's expensive, make the call-
Pellets, bullets, or cartridges alchemical?

Thanks for listening this hour,
Six Sending spells take too much power.
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