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Bolt Vanderhuge wrote:
"Lady of Hmms must not be having the sads! Much boisterousness is needed to be produced. Mighty Thunderlips do excellent boistering! Bolt Vanderhuge will be much pleased to join glorious combating with Thunderlips at next Convocation."

That much awesomeness might rip a hole in fabric of reality. I don't know if Skyreach can handle that many Men of Influence congregating.


Meanwhile, out back of the Boar 'n Oysters...

A large fire pit constructed out of oyster shells sits smoking away. There are several cuts of meat absorbing the smoke. Lazy wisps float about while two gentlemen work the fire, sweat rolling down their unclad upper bodies.

Next to the fire pit stands what looks like a closet. A pipe runs between the pit and the closet.

Empty oyster barrels are in various states of being broken down. Logs of cedar, hickory, oak, cherry, and apple are stacked in sharp piles.

There are several empty bottles around and about.

Cutter John! How are those sausages looking?


See? That name was only mostly dead.


What? You were expecting a miracle?