If you think that's impressive, wait until we bring in the hamsters.
We engineered them to explode into metal shrapnel and fresh-out-of-the-microwave Hot Pockets filling.
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Oh, I think I've heard this one.People are still telling me their problems. Thankfully I'm done digging the trench, unfortunately that means I'll now have six people asking me "why are you filling it up with that?" Plus I have block on site now, so I can expect a s*~@load of questions about those, which I've already answered three times in the half hour since they were dropped off. I hope you didn't get any in your mouth.
This one one of yours? Not from my department. Too sterile, not enough rusty chains or spiky bits. Though they'd like the plunger thing, and the death ray I suppose.Well, this isn't ideal.I tried asking a doctor for advice, but all I got was "not that kind of doctor," "what are you doing outside," and "get up the stairs, the Daleks are coming." Weirdo.WE WOULD NOT STOOP SO LOW AS TO RE-LY ON BI-O-LO-GI-CAL WAR-FARE! OUR TRA-DI-TION-AL ARM-A-MENTS ARE PER-FECT-LY SUF-FI-CIENT FOR EX-TER-MIN-AT-ING YOUR SPE-CIES! Oh I don't know, "painfully-bright white clean except for A single constantly reappearing stain or smudge" is hot this century in the Psychological Distress Department.
** spoiler omitted ** I think I know just the place for you.
None of this would have happened if Biggie Smalls was still with us!Because gossip tabloids are useless parasites that have long since realized they have nothing of value to say and have therefore opted to go ham on being petty shirtheads, dangling keys before the easily distracted in lieu of seeking actual content. Unfortunately, like most artists and musical performers, he's otherwise indisposed. |