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...Evil!!

Where did everyone go?

I have transcended beyond sweating and have become the very concept of perspiration itself.

Are you Barnacle Boy? I need him to remember where I put the keys to the Invisible Boatmobile so we can rid this town of...Zzzzz...

Has anyone seen the Invisible Boatmobile?

One must be ever vigilant vs Evil!!

Who's that?

Zzzzzzzzzzz.....

Burning Straw Man is banned for being evil!

Also for being a republican (I heard, from unnamed sources)

One must be ever vigilant against Evil!!