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"Nice to meet you Mr. Hornferl. I am Meilin Chan of Hong Kong. Message board say we turn these idiots in to Merridan Town Guard. How bout we take them there and correct our money."

Meilin rousts the three PKs and prods them into movement with her kukri.

"After you Mr. Hornferl."

Meilin mispronounces your name twice but seems to have a very thick Chinese accent to her English.

" heh bunch of pansies these guys were. At least they got the goods. But yes. We are everywhere paladin watching and waiting.you should be very afriad. You to samurai. HeheHEhhehheheheh! "

Meilin looks around, a little lost. Is this man the paladin? or the samurai? Which am I then?

"Haha, you very funny man. You caught cause you worth reward, no other reason. I not care about how or why you attack people, nor I care why you not very good at it.

Looking over to Hornfell, Meilin asks, "Heya big man, you know where we take these xiǎomèimei?"

The PK he killed had an orange name, so his name is still green. Fortunately for him, the one witness is "morally flexible."

Thanks for the quick answer. It could be interesting to play an Orange-name paladin.

I didn't notice whether the guys on the road had orange names or not. I'll go back and check and then deal with anything that needs dealin' with in-game. 8)

So what did I loot from the bandits?

I can only post once a day, so if you post more often, you will tend to leave me behind. 8( Not your fault of course, it's just the way it is.

Meilin assumes Hornfell is fine with splitting the loot three ways, so she follows him back to town.

"Ayeeya big man. I didn't think to farr in net first. Might have saved me much time, eh?"

She will stand guard over the PKs if Hornfell wants to go get someone "in charge".

What is the accepted practice regards killing other players. Is it frowned upon to kill PKs? What about thieves? Do we need to try to take all player bad guys alive? I know that everyone will have a different opinion, but what is the socially accepted opinion?

Only time I've actually seen a computer catch on fire was from the dust inside. I guess the insulation on the wiring could melt, but that would usually just smoke. The DoD made a computer virus that only affected the hard drives of computers hooked up to nuclear centrifuges. The virus would cause all of the drives to spin up as fast as they could until the machines got so hot they produced flames. They then set it loose in Iran and set them back 2-3 years on their nuclear program. It made me smile. I only hope your computer wasn't hooked up to a nuclear centrifuge.

I was on the road all day yesterday and passed out when we finally got to Savannah at 10:30. Sorry to miss a day.

Meilin sits, waiting to see what Hornfell will do while trapped in the net. She shakes her head when he tries to power out of it, and nods approvingly when he pulls out the dagger. His first attempt has her shading her eyes with her hand and shaking her head but his second attempt brings a smile.

Look like its time to get in there. He'll probably kill them quick like and I don't want to miss out on my chance at the loot! I wonder if its okay to kill them? They are PKs, but if I kill them, does their loot stick around? Maybe I better be careful while a witness is here.

Slipping out from behind the group of four PKs, Meilin slides up behind the one in the middle and tags him in the back with two saps.

I believe I can full attack if I do not charge.

Sap 1:Nonlethal: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (9) + 6 = 151d3 + 3d6 ⇒ (1) + (6, 3, 3) = 13
Sap 2:Nonlethal: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (14) + 6 = 201d3 + 3d6 ⇒ (2) + (5, 3, 6) = 16

Meilin smiles largely, pleased with her use of the saps. They aren't as gratifying as the kukri, but they do work in a pinch, or in front of witnesses.

"Hey ya big man, you no mind I borrow some of dese do ya? I been rookin all day and when I finarry find some, you gots em all."

"Ayaeio. Sound rike ruck maybe go my way and I make some root now after all. Ret's be sneaky then.."

Meilin slips off the road and enters the treeline. Reaching over her back, she draws a pair of kukri joined in the middle by a red silk cord. She crouches low, utilizing the skill she learned in the real world of southeastern China.

Stealth: 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (11) + 18 = 29

Disclaimer: Meilin is horribly racist...against pretty much everyone. She is also a screaming stereotype of the Chinese dragon lady. I've translated what she says in Chinglish for everyone else's amusement, although you should only take the actual Chinese expressions in game if your character speaks that language or if you want to ask her what they mean.

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Her sheet is here.

If you find Meilin offensive, please know that she's written in a comical light. If you find that offensive, there isn't really anything I can do about it.

A young Chinese girl walks slowly down the main road of Merridan Heights. The high slits of her red cheongsam expose significantly more leg than most would consider appropriate and far more than ever found in computer generated clothing.

"Aeeyaa, trust me to follow that wángbādàn! He supposed to try attack me and instead he run when two gobrins come out. Now wōnang fèi has five beat one back in town and I out here hunting PK alone."

Turning to the wood beside the road, she shouts, "That's right! Rast time I trust Gāolì bàng zǐ! Better if I at reast bring niángniangqiāng!"

Her anger sated, Meilin continues down the road, watching the sun's approach to the horizon carefully.

Meilin is updated, but pretty much the same as previously. I went with a few assumptions I hope you will approve.

1) May I please, please, please have Weapon Finesse as a bonus feat instead of Power Attack or Deadly Aim
2) I assumed the Kukrigama is approved, as a double weapon
3) CLW crystals are 100gp, but I don't know how much CMW crystals are
4) Lightning Strikes double attacks, but do not halve precision damage

If any of these assumptions are unfounded, please let me know and I will change her sheet.