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4 posts. Alias of captain yesterday.


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Ben Affleck, mallard at large wrote:
Sparrow Jailbird wrote:
Scintillae wrote:
Woran wrote:
Vanykrye wrote:
Woran wrote:
In case anyone wants a laugh, my city arrested a bird
I love that they edited in the redaction of the bird's face.
IT MAKES ME LAUGH EVERY TIME I SEE IT
Wow, a literal jailbird.
Yerwha?
I blame Matt Daemon.

It wasn't me, I was writing the reboot of Gigli.


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Rysky wrote:
Belltrap wrote:
Malefactor wrote:

Well, what better enemies for daemons than those who shepherd souls to their last reward?

*grasping at metaphorical straws*

Sahkil would make better adversaries for psychopomps.
Not really. Psychopomps protect souls. Daemons eat souls.

And win Oscars.


Can't I just try to murder Matthew McConaughey in deep space.


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Ben Affleck.