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Sparrow Jailbird wrote:

Scintillae wrote:

Woran wrote:

Vanykrye wrote:

Woran wrote:

In case anyone wants a laugh, my city arrested a bird

I love that they edited in the redaction of the bird's face.

IT MAKES ME LAUGH EVERY TIME I SEE IT

Wow, a literal jailbird.

Yerwha?

I blame Matt Daemon.

It wasn't me, I was writing the reboot of Gigli.

Belltrap wrote:

Malefactor wrote:

Well, what better enemies for daemons than those who shepherd souls to their last reward?

*grasping at metaphorical straws*

Sahkil would make better adversaries for psychopomps.

Not really. Psychopomps protect souls. Daemons eat souls.

And win Oscars.

Can't I just try to murder Matthew McConaughey in deep space.

Ben Affleck.