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Martin the Brokentooth wrote:

FIFTY FIFTY MY TAIL! SIXTY FORTY!

Puts up a wing and whispers to the robot

Thank your bio for the 60 percent and call it a deal

STOP GIVING HIM IDEAS!

Scud chirps

DENTAL INSURANCE? YOU DON'T HAVE TEETH!

Martin bangs on Scud's chassis

Most defining moment? Building this guy right here. He gets smarter with every upgrade. One day he might even uplift into a true SRO...but then I'd have to start actually paying him for his work and I admit, that's gonna be a severe financial hit.

Scud chirps

FIFTY FIFTY MY TAIL! SIXTY FORTY!

A highly complex war bot is escorting a highly volatile black furred Ysoki. You get too close and the Ysoki puts his hand on his gun.

Martin, that's my name....YEAH IT'S A HUMAN NAME, SO WHAT? MOM LIKED HUMANS AND SHE RAN OUT OF IDEAS FOR NAMES...I MEAN THERE WERE SIXTEEN OF US SO SHE JUST RAN OUT OF NAMES!

The warbot chirps I'm getting to that.

Anyway, I'm Martin and that's Scud and yes, we're a perfectly legal salvage operation. You know it's incredibly racist to assume that because I'm a ysoki that I'd be interested in some sort of illegal operation. Go to hell for thinking that. Not the nice, human hell. The nasty hell that La Po Shu runs.