I know I've been exposed to a man-made singularity to assassinate me ...Who made it? And why did they "single" you out?
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Ah, you found my driver's license photo! Here's a family shot of me and my cousin, a black hole hanging out in the hot tub (.X) Man that guy can binge.
My parents made me... and I singled him out because of his Promethean knowledge of space-time's infinite intricasies. No mortal was ever meant to weild such power! The universe must correct itself!