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16 posts. Alias of Charles Evans 25.


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Did anyone Godwin this thread yet?
If not, I do so now!
Well, yes, it's naughty, but ever so much fun; more to the point it's fun I can put past the Ask A Succubus Censor...


Rûmlin, Dwarven Barrister wrote:

And confusion right from level one, sweet Torag, is something worth spending the focus on holding, and trying again if it fails.

Now, now, leave the nice man alone to play with his warlock, or I'll call the Censor on you.

Ooooh, I am so enjoying this.


Calm-breaking thread-scorching ire.


Harrumph. I have other things to be doing.
<sweeps off in icy disdain>


Lucy Fury wrote:

Further Edit added by Ask A Succubus Censor:

I'll let that pass - this time - but I'm seriously considering telling Holly to take you off her favoured client list.

You wouldn't dare!


Gorbacz wrote:
...Otherwise, the "NINJAS BLUARGH NEVER" crowd will swamp it with 1-stars...

I love watching a good fight - and I rather think that many of those to whom you refer enjoy participating in a good fight (on causes close to their hearts) slightly too much to take the time out from their online arguments to write actual product reviews and put them where they're most likely to be spotted by online shoppers on the respective product reviews page. I mean all that spent writing and posting a review could instead be used to tell half a dozen other people what idiots they are for not correctly grasping katana pawnage!...

This post was severely edited down from several dozen pages of grandiloquent ramblings by Ask A Succubus Censor.

Edit (disclaimer added by Lucy Fury):
Except in occasional matters of ungainly coincidence, Lucy Fury has very little to do with any opinions and thoughts of Charles Evans 25. See my profile. Oh. And would someone please do something about that succubus censor? She's starting to annoy me. Not least because she's exceptionally fireproof, so I can't just burn her.

Further Edit added by Ask A Succubus Censor:
I'll let that pass - this time - but I'm seriously considering telling Holly to take you off her favoured client list.


<with a complete absence of shame presides triumphantly at the head of a page>
Hmm.
<sniffs air for smoke>
Ahhh.
Soon.
Sooner were it not for aviation.


<without any shame whatsoever grabs the top of Page 2>
<settles in to watch and see if this thread flames or goes quiet>
Edit for disclaimer to keep the succubus censor happy:
['these are not the droids you're looking for']
This post is a post by Lucy Fury. Lucy Fury is significantly more real than most posters on these boards. So much more so that at times it's hard to perceive whether someone so real could actually be real at all. It's sort of like the angel on the top of the christmas tree in Lionel Nimrod's Inexplicable World. Actually, probably literally as well as in the sense of as a metaphor for something else.
[/'these are not the droids you're looking for']


Aaargh!


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Question:
Blah blah blah blah blah. Prattle prattle prattle prattle prattle.

Answer:
Lobster means business,
Onions though just make them cry,
Angel adjective.

This post was vigorously censored by Ask A Succubus Censor.


<exasperation>
How is an angel supposed to reclaim what is rightfully (for the sake of simplicity) hers, when... people... like you are around?
<storms off in a huff>


Hey! That wasn't what I wrote. I mean it approximately was, but it involved much more obvious expressions of carnage and mayhem in their purest forms.


I love flowers in the spring.

This post was edited by Ask a Succubus Censor.


Nuclear bomb.


Spoil sport.


Well that's interesting listening. At least one judge expresses a view that the name of the item is in the region of sixty per cent of whether the item does it for him or not, and if the first listed power of an item isn't attention grabbing enough it's likely to just be rejected then and there. Not going over word count is much more important than turning in rules perfect stuff, and the other judges tend to fall in behind Ryan and Neil in whatever they think of an item.
There are obviously considerable improvements which could be made to the process, but at least their hearts are in the right place...