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Scintillae wrote:

NobodysHome wrote:

John Napier 698 wrote:

Sorry, NH, but I can only go with what I see on the PBS cooking shows.

Great. Now you have me thinking of The Lawful Evil chef, where he/she demonstrates the most complicated, most dangerous possible way to perform each step of a recipe, so that only the strong survive.

"Next, we need half an avocado. We have an avocado tree outside, so get your straight ladder, your bungee cord, your cleaver, and of course your angry badger..."

"To gather the freshest eggs for the cake, we've asked our good friend Link to lend a hand."

One needs to whack the cuccos to get the eggs. True fact. Additionally, the bigger the sword the better.

Did someone say BIGGER SWORD????

I WANT TO KNOW HOW TO CALL LIGHTING FROM THE HEAVENS WITH MY BLAAAA-HHAAAAA-HAAAAAAAAAAAAADE~!

With SHEER UNADULTERATED RAGE!!!!!

Yuugasa wrote:

I always loved FF6. Kefka may not be the deepest or most intricate villain, but he f&##s over almost every main character personally, giving you actual motivation to kill him.

In addition he doesn't just sit at the end of the game one second from completing his evil plot until you come stop him, he actually SUCCEEDS in becoming a god and destroying the world and you have to deal with the aftermath.

I wish more games had villains with that level of awesome.

I do prefer Luca blight from suikoden ii. Legitimately evil. The man was nauseating.

DIE PIG!! *STAB!*

LOVE AND PEACE!!!!

Hack him to pieces while he screams like a pig!!! DIE PIG!!!!!

A Care Package From Mum.

Oh Mummy, you shouldn't have.

Die, pigs!!! Every last one of you!!! PIGS!!!!!

Hoohoohoohahahahahahahehehehehehohohohhahahahahehehehehhuhuhuhuhahahhahaahh ahahahahahhah!!!!!!!!

Luca Blight wrote:

Hehehehehehahahahhaahohohohohohehehehhahahhahahuhuhuhuaahhahahahah!!!!!!!!

You remain one of the most villainous villains ever.

DIE PIG!!!!!

Hehehehehehahahahhaahohohohohohehehehhahahhahahuhuhuhuaahhahahahah!!!!!!!!

Fifth, and final for now, is an oldie but goodie - Suikoden. It could be looked at as Kingmaker made Mythic. The storytelling is what made that particular series, along with the recruiting of an army.

Bring it on, pigs!!!!!

I have not had opportunity to use this alias in forever. Thank you for that.

Honorable mentions for ... Suikoden (I&II).

YES!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Played Suikoden on console so I always forget that it came out for PC as well...

I'm not! I'm sparkly!

DIE PIG *cleaves*

talking

*cuts the strings!!!!!*

Hmmm.

Hoohoohahahahahahehehehahaha!!!!!!!

My feet hurt.

Chop them off with an axe!!! PRRRRRRRRRRRROBLEM SOLVED!!!!!

Boy, youse gots purty lips. Can youse squeel like ah pig fer me?

DIE PIG!!!!

*chases EBM with swords*

I tell you, we're worse than hitmen, the way we sit around gossiping.

Hmm. Needs more bloodshed.

Luca Blight wrote:

Studpuffin wrote:

taig wrote:

Studpuffin wrote:

Peace LVR wrote:

Whoa dude, I love pears.

Mmmm, I'd love a peice of liver.

Stupid dummyhead! You don't know how to spell "peece."

*mumbles with mouth full of liver*

murflemurflemumblemumblymurflemumble.

Don't talk like a pig!!!!!

*smites!!!!*

*continues chewing*

*Holds up sign: I'm just a figment of your imagination. I am, however, out of your control.*

*keeps swinging* Damn it I hit you with a sword!!! Why don't you die!?!?!????

taig wrote:

Studpuffin wrote:

Peace LVR wrote:

Whoa dude, I love pears.

Mmmm, I'd love a peice of liver.

Stupid dummyhead! You don't know how to spell "peece."

*mumbles with mouth full of liver*

murflemurflemumblemumblymurflemumble.

Don't talk like a pig!!!!!

*smites!!!!*

*chucks a cube at the bear*

JarJar Binks...two of them.

Expression of murderous intent accompanied by excessive use of exclamation points!!!!!

Luca Blight wrote:

Freehold DM wrote:

rubs face in muffins

Eat like a pig, die like a pig!!!! *smite!*

face rubbing in muffins was sign to a hidden group of archers, who fire upon Luca Blight from cover

Oh g%%#!@mit, not again!!!!

rubs face in muffins

Eat like a pig, die like a pig!!!! *smite!*

*lays siege to FAWTLy Tower*

(APPEAR)

EDIT: Conquest and Ghosts for TotP!

*chases the Post Monster with sword drawn, screaming bloody murder at the top of his lungs and laughing like a madman*

Hoohoohahahahahahehehehahahah!!!!!

Luca Blight wrote:

Ginny Pig wrote:

Please don't hurt me.

DIE PIG!!!!!

*stabs and rends horridly*

Oh my! You're much too violent for me.

Thank goodness YD decided today was "Dress up like a pig" day.

Yes!!! Bring more pigs to the slaughter!!!!!

Please don't hurt me.

DIE PIG!!!!!

*stabs and rends horridly*

Orthos wrote:

Sebastian wrote:

Moff Rimmer wrote:

Sebastian wrote:

Oh man, I am laughing so hard. I love it when people take ridiculous extreme positions on a minor topic and then get their asses handed to them.

Oh. Oh. Please share. Where is it?

The Game Challenges thread. A very unskilled troll has been driving the thread, and he keeps painting himself into corners by making absolute statements that can't be backed up and don't make any sense. Plus, he refuses to acknowledge me since I whupped him good last time he tried trolling me. It's comedy gold.

I honestly can't follow that guy's line of thinking. Makes me want to bang my head against the wall. Especially when at least three other people have explained it to him in simple terms.

Why are we not allowed to abuse stupid people again?

It's a good question. Particularly with respect to such unrepentent trolls.

Oh well.

I recommend fire.

Luca Blight wrote:

Megatron wrote:

*flops on back and rolls around laughing, crushing Luca into a bloody paste*

*CRONK*

Hell you're heavy. But it'll take a lot more than that to kill Luca Blight!!!!

*benchpresses Megatron and shoves him off, stands, dusts off, retrieves sword*

Nice warmup. I think I'm all stretched out now!!!

Your corn syrup is showing, or whatever that lubricant is that fills fleshling meatsacks.

Just a little blood. You think a few wounds are going to put an end to me???

Here, hold these Energon Cubes if you're that strong.

Alright, if you're gonna be all condescending about it. Suppose I can make some fun out of this.

*debates juggling the cubes before discarding the idea as silly and pointless... otherwise holds them fine*

We done with this farce and getting back to the killing or you wanna dance around with more games first? I don't have a ton of patience you know.

*debates punting the cubes... likes that idea a lot better*

*flops on back and rolls around laughing, crushing Luca into a bloody paste*

*CRONK*

Hell you're heavy. But it'll take a lot more than that to kill Luca Blight!!!!

*benchpresses Megatron and shoves him off, stands, dusts off, retrieves sword*

Nice warmup. I think I'm all stretched out now!!!

Luca Blight wrote:

*flies around Fawtlyland and crashes sword-first into Megatron's back*

Hey, nice shot!!! You're going to have to hit a lot harder than that though!!!!

I do have good aim don't I?

All praise from Meatsacks will be hence forth accepted. You may adore me at your leisure!

I don't do the adoring so much but I will take you up on the leisure!!! Hoohoohahahahahaheeheehahahahahaaaaa!!!!

*climbs atop the sword impaled in Megatron's back, draws second sword and cleaves the head*

Luca Blight wrote:

Megatron wrote:

Orthos wrote:

Elsewhere......

*ponders*

I'm bored.
Bored bored.
Bored bored bored.
...
......
.........
I think I'll summon an insane alias and conquer Fawtlyland. That should be fun!

Too late, meatsack!

Mwahahahahahahaha!

*kicks over the White Rabbit's house*

You've been here this long and you're only just now kicking over houses?? The quality of the pillaging has really plummeted in recent years.

*tosses torches into the Rose Garden and impales the card soldiers on their own pikes*

Now THAT'S how it's started!!!! Hoohoohahahahahaheeheeheehahahaaaaaa!!!!!!!

*punts Luca Blight over the horizon*

Whaaaaat? I can't hear you over the sound of you breaking the sound barrier!

*flies around Fawtlyland and crashes sword-first into Megatron's back*

Hey, nice shot!!! You're going to have to hit a lot harder than that though!!!!

Orthos wrote:

Elsewhere......

*ponders*

I'm bored.
Bored bored.
Bored bored bored.
...
......
.........
I think I'll summon an insane alias and conquer Fawtlyland. That should be fun!

Too late, meatsack!

Mwahahahahahahaha!

*kicks over the White Rabbit's house*

You've been here this long and you're only just now kicking over houses?? The quality of the pillaging has really plummeted in recent years.

*tosses torches into the Rose Garden and impales the card soldiers on their own pikes*

Now THAT'S how it's started!!!! Hoohoohahahahahaheeheeheehahahaaaaaa!!!!!!!

Luca Blight wrote:

I HAVE COME TO LOOT BURN AND PILLAGE AND I'M ALL OUT OF LOOT!!!!!!

God, I love Suikoden II. Come here and give me a good night hug you homicidal maniac, you.

Act like a pig first. You heard me!!!

I HAVE COME TO LOOT BURN AND PILLAGE AND I'M ALL OUT OF LOOT!!!!!!

Looks to the left and stares off into the distance.

Off on the horizon....