Loiosh moves to the unmoving form of Synvaar and begins sniffing and nudging with his snout. [color=maroon]"ALIVE,"[/color] he says, to no one in particular.
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Loiosh screeches [color=maroon]"SNACKS!"[/color] and pounces at Sylyeese.
Loiosh stomps his foot, coming dangerously close to Rovalda's pathetic, sniveling form below.
Loiosh tries to turn his head 180° to look at Tink. This would be next to impossible on the best of days, but the duergar psychic he currently has in his mouth makes it even more awkward (to say nothing of her screams of pain and protest). He finally gives up, opens his mouth, and allows Rovalda to tumble out. Unfortunately for her, he stands around 11 feet tall and his many, many teeth were holding the majority of her blood inside her body. When she hits the ground , the impact forces blood out of her multiple puncture wounds like a macabre sprinkler. She screams again, then whimpers on the ground as her blood leaks onto the Long Walk. Loiosh barely notices. He has finally turned his head far enough that one eye can see Tink on his back. A guttural growl rumbles deep in his throat. [color=maroon]"NOT. KILL. LOIOSH."[/color]
Loiosh charges at Rovalda. [color=maroon]"NOT KILL DINOSAUR!!"[/color]
[color=maroon]"SNACKS?"[/color]
[color=maroon]"HURTY LIZARD!"[/color]
Loiosh hesitates for the briefest moment but Astrid's song has him PUMPED so he pounces on #1, quills be damn.
Loiosh was pretty excited to eat something besides nuts and two-day old duergar slaver, but once he gets close enough to see what they are up against, he balks for a moment. Those quills don't look fun to bite through.
Loiosh snorts his displeasure at Tink's admonishment, but does the equivalent of a dinosaur shrug and begins feeding on what's left of guard #1 (who, much to Loiosh's dismay, has shrunk back to her original size).
Loiosh moves into a flank on #2 with V and gives her the ol' chompy chomp.
Loiosh really wishes he could eat some more gray... dwarves?... but Rand is hurt! Tink can help! He bounds to Rand's side in a single step and turns so Tink can reach his friend. [color=maroon]"HELP RAND!"[/color]
[color=maroon]"SNACKS!"[/color] Loiosh gets his massive bulk up to full speed with frightening quickness. He charges in at #1 and unleashes hell.
Loiosh turns to look at the others, drool already pouring from his massive jaw. [color=maroon]"SNACKS?"[/color]
[color=maroon]"BIG! LOIOSH BIG! LOIOSH BADASS!"[/color] Loiosh headbutts V in excitement, sending the ranger reeling across the road.
Loiosh always has a moment of disorientation when he is unstatued, and this one lasts a few moments as he looks around at the utterly alien landscape. His nostrils flare a few times, taking in the odors of dust, fungus, and old stone. But then he hears Tink and starts tippy-tapping. [color=maroon]"BIG LOIOSH! BIG LOIOSH!"[/color]
Loiosh pauses his breakfast long enough to do some tippy taps. [color=maroon]"BIG LOIOSH!"[/color]
Loiosh finishes off #2.
Loiosh bobs his head to Astrid's beat and bites down hard.
Then he swipes across the morlock's throat, trying to remove the head entirely.
[color=maroon]"OMNOMNOM!"[/color] You can hear Loiosh's smacking lips (do dinosaurs have lips?) as he bounds past the party and gets in #2's face, just outside of the sirocco boundary.
Loiosh bounds along after Rand and the others, clearly joyous to be his normal size again, then stops abruptly when he reaches the mouth of the corridor, nearly throwing Tink from the saddle. He takes a tentative step forward until his enormous head barely fits between the walls. [color=maroon]"LOIOSH FITS!"[/color] Seemingly satisfied, he takes a more confident step, then another, and then finally he tiptoes his way through the passageway to the other end. Once through, he bounces up and down a few times. [color=maroon]"RAND! LOIOSH FIT!"[/color]
With Grax's head in his mouth, Loiosh squeezes.
He is surprised when the head doesn't come off, so he swipes his claws across her throat to help it along.
Loiosh doesn't need to be told twice. He skirts his way around the room and tries to find somewhere on the heavily armored beast of a woman where he can bite.
Loiosh whimpers at Tink's command. She is the biggest meal he has seen in weeks!
Loiosh bobs his head in time with Astrid's sick beat. GODS it gets him SO PUMPED! He goes after the little guys first. He can almost swallow them in one bite!
[color=maroon]"HOLD! HERE! BUD!"[/color]
[color=maroon]"BIG! LOIOSH!"[/color]
Loiosh snaps at V.
[color=maroon]"NO STATUE! CHUNKY BUTT!"[/color]
Loiosh does his thing.
Loiosh lashes out for a bite on #2.
[color=maroon]"CHUNKY! BUTT!"[/color] Loiosh nips at V's rear end.
Loiosh emerges from the statue, shakes his head (flinging gore everywhere, though it doesn't really make this room any worse), and stretches. As Tink is mounting, Loiosh notices the centipede corpse and his eyes go wide. He rushes to the corpse, mouth agape, as Tink tries desperately to stay in the saddle. Loiosh enjoys his sixteenth meal of the day while the others decide what to do next.
Loiosh looks down the chasm intently. He still has Tink on his back, but he can't help himself when Rand comes into view; he begins tippy-tapping, jostling Tink in the saddle. The closer Rand gets, the more violent his excitement becomes, until finally Tink is thrown into V standing nearby. Loiosh does not notice because Rand is finally clearing the lip of the chasm. Loiosh covers him in dinosaur kisses, which in turn causes Loiosh to taste the centipede gore covering Rand, which he then begins enthusiastically licking off of Rand's entire body. [color=maroon]"Rand! RAND ALIVE!"[/color]
Loiosh looks down the chasm. [color=maroon]"Rand?"[/color]
Loiosh steps toward the centipede and goes ballistic.
[color=maroon]"RAND!"[/color]
Loiosh leaps across the chasm and stops at Rand's side.
Loiosh roars in frustration when the morlock escapes, but he supposes it doesn't matter much; it'll be dead and in his belly soon.
I was gonna do that anyway. Loiosh bolts toward the fissure so quickly that Tink nearly tumbles off his back. He builds up a head of steam and launches himself across, begrudgingly admitting to himself that this would have been harder if he was still his normal size.
Even as he is landing, his still enormously large maw is opening to take the head off one of the singed, smoking morlocks (makes no difference which one).
In response, Loiosh drools all over the floor.
Loiosh shoots a disappointed look up at the morlock that it's looking less and less like he'll get to eat, then returns to Tink's side. On the way, he flashes his enormous maw of teeth at Astrid, in what passes for an allosaur smile. [color=maroon]"Hi Astrid!"[/color]
Loiosh is alarmed when Astrid gets yeeted over the edge, but Tink doesn't seem overly concerned, so he doesn't immediately panic. When Tink goes enormous, Loiosh chuckles, which is an unnerving sound to hear come out of a dinosaur. He looks up at Iuwlas. [color=maroon]"You're f!@+ed now."[/color]
Loiosh wishes he was his normal size right now. He barely notices the injuries inflicted by the spirits as he stares up at the morlock, drooling profusely.
Loiosh has never heard anything like the sound that Astrid makes with her bow, but he loves the way it makes him feel. Plus, his new friend Rand is across from him, distracting this angry little man. It's almost too easy to sink a talon into him.
So Loiosh is quite surprised when he misses completely and shatters a stone floor tile.
Loiosh doesn't need to be told twice. And he is pleased to see that Tink has given him a clear path to his quarry for once; it's always more fun to see their faces when he hits full speed before he eviscerates them. He charges across the chamber and leaps into Iuwlas's grill.
Loiosh is clearly accustomed to Tink's meditation sessions; he lazily reclines against his massive tail and looks around the room. He yawns, then looks at the party. [color=maroon]"Snacks?"[/color]
[color=maroon]"I heard that."[/color]
Loiosh bares his bloody teeth to Rand. The viscera hanging from his jaw makes it hard to tell for sure, but it almost seems like he's... smiling? He reaches down with his snout, pushes the morlock's remaining leg in Rand's direction, and says, [color=maroon]"Want some?"[/color]
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