Lockstar The Great's page

Yardix looks shocked that Lockstar was eavesdropping. "Oh well then lets hear one of your 'FABULOUS' jokes and or comedy skills Lockstar the Great! Your best joke is probably, why did the chicken cross the road! By the way I am NOT short. Just havent gotten my growth spurt yet.

"The audacity?! I cannot believe that a halfling would come into my Inn and challenge me and my humor! Do you not realize who you are talking to?! I am the one and only Lockstar the Great! I am the seven time champion of the all Taldor joke and jester competition! I was even jester to the honorable Lord Kerden Jarmaath." With great indignation, Lockstar finally turns to Yardix and says, "I will discuss this no more. I challenge you to a duel of joke and jesting, and that is no joke! Tomorrow night here in the Wise Piper Inn common room we will settle this once and for all. Be there or be square!" The bard turns and walks away.

"Im sure he's no match for my comedy skills!

Yardix appears to be examining his fingernails.

"Oh pleeeeease!" As if he must have been eavesdropping, a blonde curly haired man steps into the room from around the corner. "Don't make me laugh! What comedic skills could someone your size possibly offer? Nobody wants to see a little midget running around doing acrobatics when they can hear sophisticated humor that years of experience and practice have brought me."

"A lady of affections?! Are you saying she wants to come and see me? Is she a fan of mine? You see I am changing over a new leaf. I am here to bring music to the world. Now that I've gotten rid of that vexing necromancer I can now start to feel the power of Shelyn return to my being! Naturally, love emenates from my being, but I also need Desna's luck and freedom to come visit me here in my cell, so I can get out of this joint!

Meanwhile, the bard from the northern cell tries to plead his case. "If you are letting out a forest giant, then you must certainly have enough compassion and mercy to let me out! I am a bard and naturally I have made mistakes in my passed, but haven't I paid the price as well. With an evil army on the way here, I am needed for whatever comes our way. Hey you!" Lockstar yells over to Red. "I'm a famous bard and I need you to put in a good word for me. The world needs a few good bards, but your buddies over there are not willing to take a chance on me. Can you believe it?! Please try to get me out and you will not regret that decision either!"

While you are walking by, you cannot help but notice the familiar face of Lockstar the Great. He grips the bars of his cell and calls out, "Hey what's happening to the the magistrate? Is he a prisoner now? Maybe with the change in management around here, I will have a chance of getting out. Pleaaaaaase oh pleaaaaaaase let me out of here! I promised to be good. Just please get me out of here! I am a bard and I need to be out of here singing my songs and telling my stories! I've been practicing and I promise I am much better now!"