Little Caesar Dretching's page

Little Caesar Dretching wrote:

Gross.

Wait ... the dretching finds something gross!?!?!?!??! Now I have seen everything.

I'm a baby dretchling I'm innocent.

Gross.

I made the banners.

Who's Galley?

Gark the Goblin wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Solnes didn't join. She is among The Founders. ::Flashes lapel pin::

By that definition, so am I! We talked about this before. You been taking any mind-altering substances since Solnes went AWOL?

I don't remember seeing you post a page or two after IssacX. Are you wearing your skull hat pressed too far down on your head again?

Solnes and I talked about this before her computer went kaput. (Well, it was mostly me saying "OMG Solnes I'm your biggest fan do you remember me?!?!") My first post on FaWTL!!! Solnes' first post.

I guess you could say that your little club is exclusive to everyone who posted before page 23, but that'd be mean!

Crimson Jester wrote:

I am not a fan. Never voted for her.

But we all know you watched her reality TV show.

Wait, are we not talking about Hillary?

The sandwich was good.

You know what's not good? Getting up early. I am a night person. You cannot shame me with your morningist ideology.

Good morning!

*lays an easter egg*

You look like me!

Studpuffin wrote:

Doodlebug Toys on Facebook.

Allen did the logo! Isn't it adorable?

What kid doesn't like doodlebugs?

Can you . . . eat them?

Infernal Nuisance wrote:

Horny Sarah Palin Follower wrote:

Hmm... I seem to have wandered away from Sarah's bathroom win- I mean, the political aliases thread.

Hey, anyone seen Sarah?

I don't have anyone to annoy...

Hey! All of you! Clear off! Directs the GARS to attack the interlopers, then shoots with grenade launcher.

Well, I'm already dead, so you can't kill me.

The wild magic of the boards has returned me to life! Yay!

<The pieces of the poodle head thaw, and each sprouts a set of spider legs. The pieces crawl towards each other.>

Hiss! Hiss! Hiss! Hiss! Hiss! Hiss! Hiss! Hiss! Hiss!

<The poodle-head slaad thing reforms completely, and it sprays twin streams of acid at random patrons in the thread.>

HISS!!!

<It then scuttles out of the thread.>

Augh!

El-Lina Solareil wrote:

cozies up alongside Celestial Healer

"I'm dead. Will that be a problem? I'm so cold. I need someone to warm me up."

*turns undead*

Genius! Now she won't try to snuggle for warmth, cause you're undead!

I'm actually dead too, and slaadi don't have any after-life deal... but I guess a deity interceded on my behalf.

I'm actually dead.

of

yawns, crawls out from under table, rubs eyes
Wha?

Little Caesar Dretching wrote:

Ranch Dretching wrote:

Little Caesar Dretching wrote:

Caesar Slaad wrote:

Little Caesar Dretching wrote:

It wasn't me, I swear! I'm innocent! Takes celery stick, then points it at Ranch. It was him!

Get away from those other Slaads! We belong together.

They were mean to me! sucks on celery stick

There, there little buddy.

<Pulls Little Caesar Dretching close>

No, you're a murderer! I want Uncle Caesar! stabs Ranchy with celery stick

Stand behind me, dretching! Caesar Slaad will protect you.

hides behind Caesar Slaad

Little Caesar Dretching wrote:

Caesar Slaad wrote:

Little Caesar Dretching wrote:

It wasn't me, I swear! I'm innocent! Takes celery stick, then points it at Ranch. It was him!

Get away from those other Slaads! We belong together.

They were mean to me! sucks on celery stick

There, there little buddy.

<Pulls Little Caesar Dretching close>

No, you're a murderer! I want Uncle Caesar! stabs Ranchy with celery stick

Little Caesar Dretching wrote:

It wasn't me, I swear! I'm innocent! Takes celery stick, then points it at Ranch. It was him!

Get away from those other Slaads! We belong together.

They were mean to me! sucks on celery stick

It wasn't me, I swear! I'm innocent! Takes celery stick, then points it at Ranch. It was him!