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GM: Spoiler: Wait, do I have that yellow crowbar with me? If so, I'll just bash their heads in while they're stunned, put the crowbar in Whoo's hand, then lay down and act unconscious, being sure to lay down relatively close to Whoo to hopefully explain the blood splatter. If not, I'll just take something from Whoo's corpse and use that instead.
"Ohhhh..." GM: Spoiler: Oh shoot you're waiting on me aren't you? Liam is currently trying to make sure he isn't too badly wounded from the burns while trying to roll away from where the flame globe blew up. Quietly, of course. No need to let anyone else know my brains aren't dribbling out of my ears.
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"GAH! MY EYES! I CAN'T SEE MY EYES!" GM: Spoiler: Well, now's as good a time as any to set off a Mental Blast and get a few people to fall unconscious while they burn to death. Spending a Perversity Point to make it better, or something like that.
"Come out little Commies, we won't bi- Liam suddenly aims his camera at the ceiling, moving it around violently. GM: Spoiler: Alright, let's see if I can make everyone else think this suddenly turned into a bug hunt by pointing the main source of light at any heating ducts and screaming incoherently about a commie monster. Who knows, maybe there really is something up there. :) If there is please let it eat me, the cameraman, last.
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Liam remains in the back, camera ready to capture the scuffle soon to occur, the Flazer "It seems that the commies have secreted themselves in the darkness, far away from Friend Computer's comforting lights. However, they shall be exposed to the light soon enough." GM: Spoiler: So, does my camera have a light on it?
GM: Spoiler: Point each in Hand Weapons and Hygiene.
You see a brown haired man come jogging down the hall from the direction of the Liam focuses his camera on the approaching person. "A fellow citizen approaches the troubleshooters? Is it a coincidence, or is he the new recruit, ready for the slaughter of commies? Only time will tell." As the man begins to speak, Liam continues to narrate. "The citizen introduces himself to the troubleshooters as one of their own. Is he telling the truth, or is it a clever ruse to infiltrate their ranks? Only Friend Computer could know for certain."
Liam keeps the camera trained on Chuckles while lifting his weapons into view of the camera. "Well, obviously I have this knife. Like all Troubleshooters, I have a laser pistol. Ah, yes, I have also been given the honor of testing out the Flazer. Now, which pocket was that in..." GM: Spoiler: Wait, I do still have my Flazer, right? No commie mutant traitor picked it out of my pocket while I wasn't looking, right? Right?
Liam continues to run after Chuckles, his new blade still in his hands and a wide grin on his face. GM: Spoiler: Hey, Xaaon, remember how we were in a game run by Monty Haul that ended when he had life get in the way? Monsters fleeing from adventurers through Undermountain and all that jazz? Well, he's back, so post in the thread in Gamer Connection so we might have a chance of getting it back off the ground. Please? Here's the thread.
"Oh, we shall see Chuckles. We shall see." Feeling only a pang of vague recollection, Liam runs after Chuckles. GM: Spoiler: Wait, I still have my knife in my hands, don't I? Eh, at least when he "accidentally" flails into me causing me to trip I might accidentally cut him. (Note: He isn't actually doing that, right? Don't answer that question)
Liam focuses in on Whatt's face. GM: Spoiler: We're just going to end up going to a random group of people and stab them and hope they're really Communists, aren't we?
"Yes, Team Leader, where are the Commies? After all, they aren't going to stab themselves you know."
Liam stops recording the Ultraviolet citizen long enough to get a good shot of Sam getting dragged away. He then focuses in on Whatt's face. "And thus, the mantle of Team Leader has been passed, and the hunt shall continue."
Liam takes the offered B3 and puts it in his pocket.
Liam suddenly begins to laugh as Chuckles starts doing jumping jacks, the kind of laugh that just bursts out of someone like that thing in that movie, you know, the one where a guy eats forbidden food and a commie bursts from his chest. "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhaha-heh. Thanks Chuckles, old buddy, I really needed that."
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Well, just assuming nothing interesting happens with the requisition, and I can just get my stuff. Liam returns with his items and a knife, which he waves through the air haphazardly. "What do you do with a mutant commie, what do you do with a mutant commie, what do you do with a mutant commie early in the workday? Stab in the face and through the skull, stab in the face and- He turns to face Chuckles and places his hand on his shoulder and absentmindedly waves the knife at Chuckles' face. "Hey, Chuckles. Can you spare a few of those pills? Those forms wore a bit of the happy off. ", he yells towards the PDC attendant.
Liam begins to sing a song under his breath as he fills out the forms. GM: Spoiler: Well, I'm filling out my requisition forms, including the knife.
"Good, good, you're dishposing them properl-" The lights then cut out and quickly turned back on. "Well, better go get my shtuff." GM: Spoiler: So, does Liam-2 remember the knife that Liam-1 ordered? Can I get it now?
"You better dishpose of that paperwork properly you hear? It'sh my job..." GM: Spoiler: Going to college in two days, I probably won't be able to post much for the next week or so.
Liam looks towards Mo and begins to gesticulate. "Hey Tatash leave Sam alone. He'sh, He's the team leader and deservesh our reshpect."
"Yes sir." Liam puts his jumpsuit on and stumbles along after Sam.
"My hair... he burnt my hair slightlyAck!", says Liam as the two pills are shoved into his mouth and a look of serene calm comes over his face. He picks his PDC out of the suit's pocket and looks at his reflection. "Alright, not that bad, nothing a good combing couldn't fix." He takes out the comb and combs his hair as he drags the jump suit over to Mo. "Hey, Tataz. Wait, you're not Tataz, you're missing... something, I'm not sure what. You're still the Hygiene Officer, right? Well, my jumpsuit got a few soot stains from when my head burned off, you got anything for that?"
GM: Spoiler: Well then, I'll postpone my clothing until after this little fight is resolved and I can talk with Mo and get something to get a few of the stains off.
Liam looks about bewildered for a few seconds before confidently striding into the room and places his hand on Chuckles' shoulder. "Good to see ya again, uh, what's your name? Wait, no don't tell me, uh Charles, no , Giggles, that's not right oh, Chuckles! You're Chuckles, right? Thanks for putting me out Chuckles. That is me, right? Eh, doesn't matter, I'm wearing his stuff either way." Liam then begins to strip Liam and puts on his stuff.
A frightful keening escapes Liam's lips as he collapses to the floor, dead. Somewhere, a song plays. GM: Spoiler: Would I be able to get off one last Mental Blast before I die? Also, someone better stomp out my head before my stuff catches fire.
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Spending 5 Perversity Points to cause Chuckles' immolation from hitting a glass(?) orb with a slug-thrower, leaving me with 9 PP if I win the bid. Liam's expression quickly goes from the standard smug smirk to a severely-shocked smile as the realization of what's happening begins to sink in.
Liam sees the globe move in slow motion as he drops down putting his megaphone down and springing back up catching the globe neatly.
"Hey, Chuckles! You can have this globe! Call it a decanting present!" Liam then tosses the globe at Chuckles before putting his megaphone back on his belt and grabbing the Flazer GM: Spoiler: Why must you make me do the sensible thing? Of course, in this case I don't mind because I probably didn't spend enough points to do a successful "slow motion dive away from large explosion". I don't mind in other cases, because it's probably going to end up better for me anyway.
Liam looks on in shock as the globe comes sailing through the air towards him. Who knows what it's going to do? It could do nothing, it could cause him to go up in a hair-product-induced inferno. He couldn't catch it, one hand's holding the megaphone, the other holding the camera. So, Liam does the only thing he could think of: he leaps to the side, the camera and megaphone at arms' length and pointing at Sam. GM: Spoiler: Spending two perversity points to make this Max Payne impression not end with my immolation or the destruction of valuable property.
Liam films Tataz' immolation with slight disinterest. After Expl's mentioning of the Flazer, Liam quickly swivels to face towards him and takes out his loudspeaker. GM: Spoiler: Just want to make sure I can be heard over the explosions.
Liam records Chuckles' rearrangement with entirely too much interest.
"You got yourself into that crate, you can get yourself out."
Liam stops focusing on the waving lunatic and zooms in on the crate.
Liam waves back for no apparent reason. GM: Spoiler: Would I be able to use Psychoanalysis to tell if Sam's going crazy? If he isn't, we're going to have to fix that...
Oh, and do I know enough of the Marital Arts to ease Tataz's pain, if you know what I mean.
The man with the camera zooms in at the new citizen, recording his every move.
Liam follows Sam towards R&D. GM: Spoiler: We have another new recruit over on the discussion thread.
Liam focuses on Whatt as he awakens and begins his speech. GM: Spoiler: If I have the time, sending a message to myself on my PDC: "Sam-R-SPD-1 has a yellow laser barrel painted red. Do not forget this." I do this for two reasons: One, the Computer processes all messages, if I remember right, and two, if I die Liam-R-PZO-2 just needs to check his messages and he will know.
"Is that a no?"
"Hey, Chuckles! Could you go back and do that again! I didn't quite catch it the first time!" *Points at camera*
GM: Spoiler: Putting the point into Chutzpah. Also, I just realized I probably could of gotten away with a Mind Blast during that siren. Eh, live and learn.
"What do you mean, ka-" Liam then falls to his knees clutching his ears as the siren sounds.
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Liam walks confidently towards the door to the testing grounds. "Sir, can you lease hurry up and sign off on Whatt so we can go to R&D?" GM: Spoiler: I was waiting for Sam to go decant Whatt, nothing to see here.
Liam confidently approaches the blue citizen. "Thank you, kind sir, for returning my PDC. You see, I seem to have lost it at some point, but I just don't remember where or how. Can you please give it back?" GM: Spoiler: Oh, I was expecting him to drop out of a vent dual-wielding cone rifles, leading inevitably too an awesome action scene. Anyway, spending 14 Perversity points to reinforce this bald-faced lie.
"Oh, this is the worst accident I have ever recorded! Oh, the humanity!" Liam zooms in on Tataz... wound for several seconds longer than necessary then rushes over to Sam and points the camera at his face. "Sam-R-SPD, what do you have to say about this greivious accident?" GM: Spoiler: Oh please tell me I got the yellow laser on camera. Also, I'm starting to wish I didn't throw away my PDC earlier. I just hope I can get a new one soon, before my inevitable death...
GM: Spoiler: Hey! We got a possible recruit over on the discussion thread! Go register him or whatever it is you want to call it!
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