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With the sense that in the split second before he can retrieve a Bomb and toss it at her there will not be anything left of the Lamia at which to throw said Bomb, Iommi-Tyr Magnusson sighs,....

"Alas, it was not meant to be, Ma Cherie. But really, why are you out here by your vulnerable lonesome in these high times when knights of justice and virtue roam freely the countryside, waylaying unsuspecting villains and brutes?"

A fair question indeed! Were that my partner, that damned ogre-mage of the east, had been around to back me up right now, instead of visiting the antichrist in--AAAAGHHHH!!! *wheeeeeze*

The lamia matriarch drops dead under the Lusty Fools' brutal assault!

I'm so sorry.... LOL.... I couldn't resist!

[dice=Init]1d20+13

Hisao goes invisible as a swift action and charges the Lamia himself.

[dice=Holy Keen Corrosive Wazi]1d20+15;1d6+2+1d6+2d6+4d6

YYEEEOOOWWLLL!!!

The lamia staggers at some unseen blow!

"Alas, my arms are not so strong for to hold you, Your Beauty -- I spend my time making these potable aphrodisiacs. Please drink, Mistress of the Mountains -- and I shall lay in your strong arms.

"You know, I dreamt of a creature like you when I was a child; it is my destiny that we should at last meet.

"Ignore my jealous friends; they'll never understand our love."

Iommi-Tyr Magnusson does not embrace the Lamia, but rather waits for her to accept my "gift."

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[dice=Initiative]1d20 +7

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[dice=Diplomacy]1d20 +15

[dice=Inspired Bluff]1d20 +14 +1d6

She seems to be a bit stunned by Paddy's sudden strike, and goes slow in initiative.... But it looks like she was about to accept the cognatogen and simultaneously touch or embrace Tyr....

I am assuming my 31 goes first

Paddy lunges at the lamia, his blade a blur as he slashes at his target.

Ye'll not be doing no such thing with us, lass.

[dice=attack]1d20+9; 1d6+8+1; 1d6; 3d6

debilitating injury will be -2 to hit, and added my studied target as an immediate action if i hit, the 1d6 is cold damage...and i'm using pirahna strike too

The swift Irishman catches the monster flat-footed and sticks Greene Thorne deep in her haunches!

AAAAAIIIIEEEE!!! Curse you, son of Adam!

"Then we should exchange gifts My Dear, a bottle of my wisdom elixir for you -- to help see the truest desires and ambitions of those whom you meet -- and for me,.... what will you give me?"

Iommi-Tyr Magnusson hands over his Cognatogen to the Lamia.

Taking the elixer from Tyr, the feminine creature smiles sweetly and suggests a warm embrace before sharing her "gift"....

Initiative, please.... I assume no one is surprised at this point that the lamia matriarch might try a sneaky attack, such as enchantment magic....

Initiative 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 4 = 6

Let me feel your strong arms around me, handsome Northman....

Come nearer, lovely man-creatures.... That I might feel how well made thou art, and delight in your scents....

The she-monster seems to be salivating....

My goddess is known by many names.... Lilith...: Kali.... Tiamat.... She is the Mother of Birth and Destruction, Lust and Rebellion....

To whose church do you venture, gorgeous gentlemen? Many are the gods and goddesses.... Would you not agree?

Salu, bold ones! Long have been the years since I saw such beautiful men as thou be!
The voice of the creature is feminine, yet husky in a bestial way....

It's head, torso, and arms are that of a lovely maiden in her prime....

The lower half of its body is the shaggy legs and tail of a mountain ewe....

She holds an ancient, bronze sword and shield....

- "A man dressed in chain-mail with a helmet, shield and carrying a sword and staff ran into traffic and started attacking her car."

He was carrying a Shield, Sword, and a Staff? Must have been pretty awkward...

- "She called 911, reporting that "a pirate" was attacking her car."

A pirate? Really? Guy's wearing chainmaile and a helmet and he looks like a pirate? >.>

I tell you, folks these days have no appreciation for such things... [/sarcasm]

The Day of the Gauntlet has arrived!

Fight well! For Honor and Glory!