Ku Kachumber Slaad's page

Take a look about the tomb;
Foes come wearing disguises!
Who to send to certain doom?
Splat them all for loot and prizes!
I'm a slaad who's got very...specific...tastes.

When there's scandal in the air,
Don't fight it, just keep egging...
I can't help but spread despair
Double strife for doubled begging!
I'm a slaad who's got very...specific...tastes.

Please to be allowing me to explaining!

Seeing as how there are being new residents of Limbo, who are not of the toad form, and discovering the Slaad thread, I was doing the needful of making the Slaad alias. However, it was soon to see that Protean discuise is not vah, so clever plant slaad protean hybrid I am being, as Ku Kachumber Salad is play on Cucumber Salad in the Indian style.

Also, tongue in cheek inspired by many past places of employ in my industry and devoid of malice, only brought out when maximum silliness is achieved.

Gom-Gom looks like an Owlbbear version of Pepe.

THIS PLEASES ME.

32. 101 ways to ruin sweet and innocent encounters

33. 101 funny double entrenders

34. 101 ways of maximizing power perversion potential

Paneer is best cheese!

I am hearing over vines of grape the qllipoth are being the seeking of new markets to preventing any others coming into fruition. Are they to be competing in the Chaos market? Please advise.

53. The only thing that might prove more disgusting than the locale being searched - a distressingly lifelike construct made in the likeness of an individual of indeterminate race and generally pleasing aesthetic. Depending on how far it is extracted from its horrid burial, one can figure out that it has a panel hidden in the small of its back,with all manners of adjustable dials...which will adjust the appearance of age, race, features, and even gender. This will also reveal the exact, awkward,uncomfortable purpose of the construct, based on the details of the anatomical accuracy.

In theory, it could be cleaned and resold, perhaps even returned to the owner if they were not one of the giant's victims. There's a good chance the approach would require the utmost of discretion.

Nope, just misfiled.

13. Polydaptive cordycep spores, resultant from internal mixing of potions from several adventurers consumed with an alchemist and some yellow musk creeper. If not purged with fire (and resulting in a truly nightmarish stench), a rapid spread of fungal creatures will commence.

49. A remarkably burly dryad child who was spontaneously born from the interaction of ambient magic and fertilizer with a windblown seed. Her sapling is growing rapidly but is still small enough to be transplanted. If left where she is she will grow to be an unwitting terror to the area, with levels in barbarian. If taken elsewhere she will grow according to how she is socialized, but will remain at least slightly more physically impressive than others of her kind...of course, if one keeps her tree fed with the fertilizer that got her started...

40. 1d4 pockets of Essential Nightsoil, dung so potent that it can fertilize a league of land if mixed with water. If used as a material component in a Summon Nature's Ally spell, the resulting summon will have the plant type, maximum hit dice, and will be of Colossal size. Mixing with an Enlarge potion before use as a summoning reagent will give a 25% chance to additionally apply the Kaiju template.

I am being upset that the egging of the interdimension explorers is being delayed because of inadequate funding. Is it not being possible to pay in Inevitable remains for fresh targets?

Pin striped chaos! (CHAOS!)
Give forth incoherent cheer!
Pin striped chaos! (CHOAS!)
A taco, rhombus, plane-hop, spork, deer!

STOLEN ARCHON TRUMPET SOLO!

*performs a drive-by egging with a few slaadi in business casual and period costumes from the 50's*

Ohhhhhhhh yes not-yet-chaotics! We are being having you ALL in King Me!

I~
Built a small dimension out of
Some crazy refuse called the
Wreck of Chaos' Order-Smashing Wrath~
But they've wriggled out of my vines,
Now they're calling for the End Times
As they all scream...
Take me, Shuma-G'rath!

I consumed the camaraderie
And esteem from all the entities unclaimed
After the great Edition Wars~
Now I waggle appendages
Awaiting so much world-end-age
As they all scream...
Take me, Shuma-G'rath!

I look like Mi-Go, some explain,
But those explainers, they are not very sane!
Now you're the the only one left, who can clarify to me,
If Tikka-li
Summons Byakhee

I built a small dimension out of
Some crazy refuse called the
Wreck of Chaos' Order-Smashing Wrath~
But they've wriggled out of my vines,
Now they're calling for the End Times
As they all scream...
Take me, Shuma-G'rath!

Whoopee Whoopee Get Rupee

*casts Phantom Steed*

*Summons a black maned steed with a star shaped birthmark on its shoulder and pupils like black fires*

Furueru zo haato! Moetsukiru hodo hiito!

Hooaaaaaaaaaah...

Kisamu zo, ketsueki no biito!!!

*rides about while madly tentacle flailing*

RAINBOW CHAOS...OVERDRIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!

Dholna kadeh mere nal hass, mainu dil valli das, nahin taan teri meri bass~

*flailspasm*

*tentaclewaggles*

I am being looking at myself, reflections on my mind.
It is being the kind of thing to leaving myself behind.
And so, the gently the swaying in the faerieland of love.
Please to be coming with me and seeing the beauty of...

CHAOS DIMENSIONAL AFTERNOON~

*pirouette-eggings and nymph-and-succubi dance-off in wet saris*

*washes through the thread in an inexplicable savory-scented creamy goo*

THE NAVARATAN IS COME! SITALSASTHI IS NIGH! PREPARE YOUR BODIES!

*oozes from under the bar*

In the door! Bangalore! GIVE IT MORE!

*sitar solo and eggings*

*plays dub step*

Did someone saying dubstep?

It is most bizarre!

Squirrel!

Extrapalolation is being the not viable in the tentacling of the yakshini. Your are not to being the kirtu decantor. Please to do the needful.

Keema Biryani!

SWEET POTATER TOTS!

Nooner feel any Forneau?

Ku Kachumber Slaad wrote:

This would be explaining why the others in the Helpdesk are so confused.

I'd imagine the poor Helpdesk peeps are awfully confused by the end of the day anyway. Trying to help stubbornly stupid customers all day probably kills a lot of their brain cells. I heard the 7th layer of Hell is actually one big call center.

Hell is being outsourcing helpdesk to the Maelstrom.

They are saying it is Pandemonium, but I cannot convince them to use proper nomenclature. It is making compliance very difficult, as it is insufficiently random. Chukander Slaad was telling me that it will cause more scandal in the call center than chocolate covered Ambrosia Slaad eggs!

I want a forum about cunning linguistics. Especially since I am fluent in three languages.

I also want forums about topiary. There's nothing more tantalizing than having a lengthy discussion on the clipping of errant foliage. Proper maintenance of twigs and bushes must be optimized.

Oh my my my my, how kirtu!

We can discuss Ambrosia Slaad's? Why not choot the works?

Tossed Slaad wrote:

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Potato Slaad wrote:

Choo-Choo! ABC!

Right, Always Be Chaotic. Coffee is for Eggers. [/Blake]

Was that William Blake, Robert Blake, Eubie Blake, or some other Blake?

It was Alec Baldwin before his crippling addiction to Words With Friends.

And here I was thinking it was being Alternatively Born Chaos Dhansak.

This would be explaining why the others in the Helpdesk are so confused.

Baingan ka Bhurta!

Can't beet it.

Bottle gourd?
And Namaste to you New Year!

Kirtu and kulfi.

I just had Mom's homemade chicken pot pie for dinner. It was Omnomnomlicious.

I prepped my turkey using the Alton Brown brine-and-roast recipe, and it was the best damned turkey I've EVER had. Gave some to my mom for making soup, took some home and combined it with ham I got from her in exchange, and some of the leftover Green Bean Casserole, then made stuffing/dressing and used it to make Thanksgiving Leftovers Pot Pie. OMNOMNOMNOMNOM indeed! And then the last of the turkey was turned into Turkey Tikka Masala, with a side of homemade Palak Paneer. I'm now considering a recipe I saw for cha siu that requires brining the meat first, and having once upon a time made a hoisin-based marinade and prepared a turkey cha siu style that was flamingo pink when all was said and done due to the red glaze being not as red as thought, possibly turning the brine on the turkey and doing another turkey cha siu with a homemade glaze that doesn't require massive amounts of red food dye.

I may be needing to go to Diwali World...

Palaakadaisical!

Hey bhabi hey bhabi hey
Slaad say, slaad say,
Hey bhabi hey bhabi hey

Potato Potato Potato! POH-Tay-To Puh-Teh-Toh POE-TAE-TOE.

Aloo aloo aloo!

There is being nothing wrong with loving the paneer!

Potato Slaad wrote:

Egg Slaad?

I believe he is MIA.

Green leaves.

Yes?

*magical seed/herb chaotic mix*

Oval Orifice

Yonic Yogi?

Why are there firings of José?

Satan sees laws, and laws are being opposite of chaos!

How to fighting? Yonic invasion and kukri!

Tantra combat!

Subzi masala, so scandalous!

*looks through gardening catalog*

MY GOODNESS THESE ARE NOT EVEN WEARING WET SARI!

Spelunking pickle!

Please to being not sprinkles in others mouths.
Placing instead coiled ribbons of onion relative.
Then they are springing of leeks.

DANCE SEQUENCE

This is being Apocalyptic Support.
You are not to be using broken glass on Zombies, or you are to be egging without deliberation.
Please to do the needful.

Brillo Pads!

You are speaking of scrubbing and steel wool,

*eats a fern*

Cousin! NOO!

That son of a lich still owed me 500,000 rupees!

*seeds*
...wait. I am being doing it wrong.
*eggs*
It is not being easy to green.

Gorbacz wrote:

"Slaves to R.A.W" sounds like a cool metal band name.

Their first album could be called Nerdrage.

Is this being 'Slaves to R.A.W.: Neckbeard Fortress?"

Interboobz are being lovely things.
But the Pakislaadi are proven untrustworthy!
WE MUST USE NUCLEAR POWER.

And then make Egging kirtu.

I am being charging my technical support!