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Well it wasn't a grapple, but I did have Delavhine from ROTRL cast Grease on the Dwarven cleric's holy warhammer. I really should have thought more about the phrase "She greases up your hammer." Good luck continuing a serious campaign after that.

The only change I made to this was I had Lissala Introduce herself and the concept of the trials, but first they had to attend a feast. They were then magically whisked away to a fancy banquet hall with all manner of denizens of Leng at the dinner table eating strange foods. They were all invited to join in.
The purpose of this was for gluttony. I figured PC's are pretty paranoid so anyone willing and eager to eat and drink is straying down the path towards gluttony. To my surprise only the Barbarian refused to eat anything.
Other than that I kept it the same and was a huge success. Thank you very much for this.

I will most likely be stealing this on Saturday. Thank you very much.

Name of Pc: Stonefist
Class and Level: Level 12 Half-orc Druid
Adventure:Under Jorgenfist
Catalyst:Bad Campsite

The party had cleared out Mokurian and his minions on the library level, but still had no password to access the library. They decided it must be in the black tower. They went up to the level they had mostly cleared and faced the Lamia cleric sisters and their dragon pets. After this battle they decided to rest up and cast Stone wall to enclose themselves in.
I was nice enough to wait until morning before Lokansir came knocking and used his Earthshaking bellow to collapse their stonewall encampment onto themselves.
Stonefist wildshaped into an Earth Elemental to escape the rubble but ended up right in front of Lokansir. And he of course got a crit. Was a bad wake up call. Another Raise Dead from Gomoksun fixed him right up.

Name of Pc:Fiddle-Eye
Class and Level:Level 12 Ranger
Adventure:The Black Tower
Catalyst:Flurry of Blows

The gang made their way into the icy tower with everyone flying, and charged straight into The Black Monks tomb. Everyone except Fiddle-Eye failed their save against his despair aura. The Black Monk assumed that he must be the strongest to not fall to his aura. Boy was he wrong. Fiddle-Eye dropped after the fourth punch. Once the rest of the gang got their act together and put the Monk to rest, Fiddle-Eye opted for a resurrection spell. He rolled a Half-Orc of course. Now my original 3 players are all some form of Orc. I can see the whole party being Orcs before we are done lol.

I've got my copy from Amazon but sadly it had a faulty binding. So I send it back for an replacement. Today I got the replacement which also had a faulty binding... :(

Same here unfortunately.

Amazon in Canada is sending me an exchange copy. Here's hoping its in better condition than my first...

A second slightly darker Black Magga to fight.

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To which our Dwarven Cleric Gomoksun starting screaming "Pick a shape! Pick a shape! Pick a shape!" To which our panicked new player says "Uhh... Circle!!" That was followed by stunned silence and probably the best laugh we have had since we started.

Oh god, I'm dying.

I have to remember that one.

The best part was the confidence in his decision. He was SURE that circle was the shape he wanted while falling 200 feet.

To start this post I just need everyone to be aware that the guy who normally plays the Druid Stonefist had family matters, so he sent his brother to play his character.

The party had just cleared the Deathweb cave just below Jorgenfist, and decided to first head into the lower cave before the tight tunnels. The wizard flew with a rope to the lower cave and managed to secure it before the wyverns came after him. He flew back to the Deathweb cave where the fight continued. Unfortuately during this fight Stonefist took a tumble and started to fall the 200 feet. Realizing that taking 20D6 your first time out is never fun I reminded him of his wildshape feature, and I would let him use it but he has to think quick because he only has 5....4....3...

To which our Dwarven Cleric Gomoksun starting screaming "Pick a shape! Pick a shape! Pick a shape!" To which our panicked new player says "Uhh... Circle!!" That was followed by stunned silence and probably the best laugh we have had since we started.

Side note: I didn't notice until one of my players pointed it out, but Mammy's picture is NSFW. Which just adds to the disturbing factor.

Same here, something about her grotesque gut is mesmerizing, always drew my attention away from her other parts.

When I awarded my players control of their own bar, they decided to each write down a name on a piece of paper without consulting each other and put them into a hat for me to draw from. The name drawn, "The Blue Waffle". My personal favourite

Name: Nanook, Wolf animal companion of Fiddle-Eye the Elvish Ranger.
Level: 5
Catalyst: Hungry Ghouls.
All my PCs stormed into the Farmhouse full of Bravado and bad dice rolls. Everyone started to get paralyzed so I ruled they were hungry and took a couple rounds to feast on Nanook so they could flee and avoid a TPK.

Name: Ruby, Roc Animal Companion of Stonefist the Druid
Level:7
Catalyst: Petrified while flying.
While fighting Xanesha on top of the clock tower she climbed down onto the outside of the tower, so Stonefist sent his just recently upgraded Roc to try and knock her off. One Medusa mask blast later we got a gigantic bird statue falling about 160 feet to the surface below. I was quite glad that bird was proving to be pesky.

Name: The Badgerine, Badger animal Companion of Fiddle-Eye.
Level: 8
Catalyst: Angry Ogrekin
While trying to save the firepelt cougar animal companion, Rukus lays waste to Fiddle-Eye's second companion. He was not impressed.

Name: Kazmucker dwarven Barbarian of ridiculous strength
Level: 9
Catalyst: Interupted a masterpiece.
Gragavan did not appreciate his painting being disturbed, so when Kazmucker just laughed when Gragavan threw his "paintbrush" at him, he went to work. My first ogre hook crit and a very satisfying first PC kill. Unfortunately for me Stone-Fist his adopted Half-Orc Brother cast reincarnate and Kazmucker rolled up an Orc. He couldn't be happier with the change.

Name: Fluffy, Boa Constrictor Animal Companion of Fiddle-Eye.
Level: 9
Catalyst: Second Ogre Hook Crit of the session.
Papa Jaagrath did not like being grappled by the powerful snake, so he split it in half like a hot dog bun with his ogre hook.

Name: Stone-Fist, Half-Orc Druid.
Level: 9
Catalyst: Scorpion Construct with a skull addiction.
The sight of the dreaded skull ripper really freaked most of the party out so when Stone-Fist got grabbed nobody was able to get to him in time to save him. Luckily Gomukson their Dwarven Cleric got to right beside him though. One Breath of Life down his Throat Hole later and he was back with 4 HP.

Name: Fiddle-Eye, Elvish Ranger.
Level: 11
Catalyst: Stone Giants making last stand.
The party was quite quick on thwarting the raid on Sandpoint but in order to do so they split the party. Fiddle-eye and Gomukson found themselves alone stopping the Band of giants raiding the noble houses. Frustrated with their inability to hit the dwarf, they gained up on the skinny elf shooting at them from afar. Unfortunately reinforcements via a flying wizard was too late to stop his death. Fortunately life was just a quick plea to Gomukson for some Raise Dead after the raid was mopped up.

My players did something similar with the Birdcruncher refugees in the thistle maze. I made them into a quasi Goblin swarm for ease of play.