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Avatar-1 wrote:

Gnome Magic racial trait?

He's human, and doesn't like gnomes anyway (I think he's insane, gnomes are awesome).

You need to distance yourself from this person immediately, he is quite irrational and probably dangerous. And advise him to seek the professional psychiatric help he so obviously needs.

you should all just worship me. of course i don't give powers to non gnomes, but i'm still a better choice than any other gods.

and to gnomes i grant

Gnome barbarian.

<nod>

-k

well we are the best race for everything. but i don't like to shove it in people's faces.

Well then you should just permanently polymorph yourself into a gnome. that's the best you're going to get

no gnomes?! i call your list worthless!

and gnomes make the best illusionists! we have effortless trickery!