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11 posts. Alias of Whack-a-Rogue.


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Stats:
HP: 9/11 | AC: 17; T: 17; FF: 12; CMD: 16 | Fort: +4; Ref: +7; Will: +3 | Init: +5; Perc: +6
Martial Artist of Many Styles 1

I'm finally on the mend. :-) Bacterial infections are no fun. I'm worried about getting back into the game but am up for it if it won't be too disruptive. Sorry about disappearing for so long, and feel free to kick me out if the group's already got stuff established.


Stats:
HP: 9/11 | AC: 17; T: 17; FF: 12; CMD: 16 | Fort: +4; Ref: +7; Will: +3 | Init: +5; Perc: +6
Martial Artist of Many Styles 1

Sorry about the silence, guys. I've been GMing two conventions and ended up making myself extremely sick. I'll try to get caught up tomorrow.


Stats:
HP: 9/11 | AC: 17; T: 17; FF: 12; CMD: 16 | Fort: +4; Ref: +7; Will: +3 | Init: +5; Perc: +6
Martial Artist of Many Styles 1

Ki-Ah bows deeply. "I be Ki-Ah. Me jump and climb real good. Can sniff out evil dogs too. Like make dolls from their skins!"


Stats:
HP: 9/11 | AC: 17; T: 17; FF: 12; CMD: 16 | Fort: +4; Ref: +7; Will: +3 | Init: +5; Perc: +6
Martial Artist of Many Styles 1

Ki-Ah giggles crazily as last dog falls. He licks his smashed nose gingerly ans grins before grabbing a chunk of pork and beginning to feast.


Stats:
HP: 9/11 | AC: 17; T: 17; FF: 12; CMD: 16 | Fort: +4; Ref: +7; Will: +3 | Init: +5; Perc: +6
Martial Artist of Many Styles 1

@GM: As far as I can tell, only I take the damage for bumping into someone.

Still prone, Ki-Ah lashes out at the halfling that just jumped off the flaming dog.

Attack: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (20) + 2 = 22
Confirm: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (14) + 2 = 16
Damage: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3
Confirm Damage: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5

Then he stands up and glares at the remaining enemy.
No AoO from standing up because of Monkey Style


Stats:
HP: 9/11 | AC: 17; T: 17; FF: 12; CMD: 16 | Fort: +4; Ref: +7; Will: +3 | Init: +5; Perc: +6
Martial Artist of Many Styles 1

Ki-Ah screams with terror and delight as the evil dog sends him flying through the air and into one of the other foes. Using Roll with It to slam into the uninjured halfling. I'm currently prone, staggered, and at 9/11 HP. AC is back up to 17 thanks to Monkey Style.

From the ground, Ki-Ah tries to kick the nasty dog.
Attack 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (14) + 4 = 18
Damage 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5


Stats:
HP: 9/11 | AC: 17; T: 17; FF: 12; CMD: 16 | Fort: +4; Ref: +7; Will: +3 | Init: +5; Perc: +6
Martial Artist of Many Styles 1

Sorry about disappearing, guys. When you first enter into a long-term relationship, Pathfinder kinda takes a backseat. Thing's are settling down now, so I'm back.

Ki-Ah screams at the top of his lungs as he charges the closest foe. Heedless of danger, he swings wildly at the dog. "KKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEE-AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Activating Monkey Style and Charging, so AC is currently 15
Unarmed Strike 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (12) + 6 = 18 attacking the dog
Damage 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5

If hit by an AoO:
Acrobatics to negate the damage: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (1) + 14 = 15
If result exceeds damage dealt, I'm instead moved a number of feet equal to negated damage (rounded up) in a direction of my choice. I'll end up prone - ideally in striking range of a dog. If I hit someone, my movement stops and I take 1d4 ⇒ 2 damage. I'll also be staggered next turn. Here's the link.


Stats:
HP: 9/11 | AC: 17; T: 17; FF: 12; CMD: 16 | Fort: +4; Ref: +7; Will: +3 | Init: +5; Perc: +6
Martial Artist of Many Styles 1

Ki-Ah's expression brightens at the mention of food, and he gets more and more excited as Two-Fang continues speaking. By the time the speech is over, Ki-Ah is excitedly bouncing up and down.

"Ki-Ah like this plan! Want meet Great Chief! Like numnums and shinies! Ki-Ah want be Brambleclaw too!!!"

I'm not going to bother with spoilers since everyone but Makena speaks Goblin. Once I pick up Common at Level 2, it won't matter anyway.


Stats:
HP: 9/11 | AC: 17; T: 17; FF: 12; CMD: 16 | Fort: +4; Ref: +7; Will: +3 | Init: +5; Perc: +6
Martial Artist of Many Styles 1

Yeah, I got tired of being the group's interpreter. It's much more fun playing your typical stupid Goblin. I'll pick up Common or Draconic in a level or two if need be.


Stats:
HP: 9/11 | AC: 17; T: 17; FF: 12; CMD: 16 | Fort: +4; Ref: +7; Will: +3 | Init: +5; Perc: +6
Martial Artist of Many Styles 1

Ki-Ah bounces around maniacally as he chatters along with his companion. "Okki, he be rights! Our Chief be vanishded. And disappearded. And he be gone. Now we gots no home and no Chief." shifting to Monkey Style


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Stats:
HP: 9/11 | AC: 17; T: 17; FF: 12; CMD: 16 | Fort: +4; Ref: +7; Will: +3 | Init: +5; Perc: +6
Martial Artist of Many Styles 1

Me name Ki-Ah, live in tree.
Last night Feeva visit me.
Say you Gobs have place for me.
Ki-Ah is happy as can be!

Me climb trees, Me never falls
And me like make pretty dolls.
Sometimes horsies, sometimes dogs
Then me stuffs them full of frogs!

And spiders, bugs, and lice.
Give to longshanks - me very nice.
Then they break and longshanks say
"AAAHHH!!! BUGS EVERYWHERE!!! GET THEM OFF OF ME!!!"
Then me come and eat their face!

This be Ki-Ah's favorite game.
You no tell me it is lame.
Or me punch you, make you cry.
Punch and punch until you die.

But if you think that me is fun,
Ki-Ah be nice to everyone.
You give Ki-Ah jobs to do,
And me will be your friend true.