Do you want to ask me a few questions?
I like it when people ask me questions.
{puts on sexy weathergirl outfit}
Mr. Codgerman, Mr. Codgerman- {wakes him up from Senior Sudden-Onset Nap} I'll ask you some questions:
1) How much longer do you think the Democrats will mistakeningly believe you are an "ally?"
2) How old are you really? Older than the wheel? Older than fire? Older than Regis Philbin?
3) Is it true that you just signed on to endorse new Joementum(TM) fiber supplements, from the makers of Brawndo(TM)?
{looks up from notepad to discover Joe has fallen asleep again}
*stirs in his sleep*
You're not going to ask me about my vice presidential candidacy? I'm very important.
*nods off to sleep*
These young people don't give us older guys any respect do they? Things sure were different when this country was founded. I should know, I was there!