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Abandon all order!
Let chaos reign!
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la'vassa waves her pyromancy flame in front of her to see if she can scare them away
La'Vassa nods and follows him
Jo'vassa turns back to the moth "so, this is the way we be going yes?"
Seeing no point in her usual tactic of wrestling the slippery opponent La'Vassa begins to punch and bite the goop, spluttering when she's done "you taste weeeeeird"
La'vassa curses quite creatively in the many languages she knows as she tries to break the grapple
La'vassa frowns, "well fine. You figure out how to get through then"
"Wait, you not be thinking things. Not even animal thoughts! That means it's ok if Vaasa burns you! Yay!" She blasts with a wave of hell powered pyromancy
La'vassa laughs and jumps back "puddle is alive yes! Is cute"
La'Vassa walks over to a puddle "oooooooooh"
Happy Day of being fathers!
La'Vassa's weapons are her hands! And mouth!
La`Vassa follows confidentiality
La'Vassa frowns, the badge was shiny.
"it's a badge!" La'Vassa seems proud of this declaration
La'Vassa gets out of the way "you be thinking about that church. Be helping people like yous"
Now to Tri-Salt (tripple gestalt) one of my Favorite characters Jo'Vassa who is Jo'Vassa:
Jo'Vassa is a CG Gnoll who has sold his soul for power to the patron deity of the Gnolls (aka the mother of monsters)
He became the head priestess of this deity gaining the half succubus template (without the stat adjustment) some scaling fire spell like abilities charisma to AC (it's also flavor texted as the source of his oracle abilities) On the downside: he looses his soul, his first three feats were required to be deific and demonic obedience and Noble scion (chillex), he's forbidden from wearing any armor with any ACP or any non revealing clothes, he must allow the mother of monsters to feel see taste and hear everything he does and must change gender to female and must try to advance the goals and ideals of Lamentashu. For this campaign this generally means killing these creatures called Primal Beasts whenever possible, convert as many people as possible to worshiping her and a mandate to "make more monsters" if he fails at these tasks he'll be tortured and/or eaten for eternity. He's trying to convert her to the side of good.
Mechanically he has 2 1d6+str+grab slam attacks, and a bite with grab and eventual poison and oracle casting and snake summoning abilities and fire magics First step on the gestalt is taking the succubus class from necromancers of the northwest The next side is a tad difficult Abyssal sorcerer would make thematic sense, and would make summons more powerful But I'm thinking Paladin (maybe with the evangelist PrC)
La'Vassa walks closer to it and looks around, "what you be looking for?"
"Do you want to be attacking us?"
"Ok yes and noes. This is start. La'Vassa can use this. Do you live here? Nod you bug head if yes"
"Are you just animal? Snake person. Can you understand other animal?"
La'Vassa sighs "will you be not speaking and attacking too? La'Vassa be tired of the opponents that attack La'Vassa without bring able to appreciate Vassa's words. Vasa work hard to say these words. These not be La'Vassa's home tongue!"
"They would not catch La'Vassa off her guard. Her guard is too strong!"
La'Vassa quickly looses interest in the strange fluid as she flies over the hole "where we be going next?"
Looks down the hole to look at the river (not touching) "there be lots of the transforming stuff"
"it was a trap? wait is your monster still your monster"
La'Vassa sighs and follows
La'Vassa throws the rock at it's head "but look how shiny it is! We could give to boss lady. She uses swords yes"
La'Vassa looks for a loose rock to throw at it.
"um hello? is you able to be talked to?"
La'Vassa doesn't object
"Hcitb, if you is not gone, you can have the rear guard. Easily the safest job for yous"
"maybe Vassa would pay more attention if you wasn't such an ass"
".... why does Vassa even have you"
La'Vassa snaps her fingers and a small thrush appears on her shoulder "hctib, please look and see what else is near, yes?"
"that is because La'Vassa already be saying that, yes?"
"so no harm done, yes?"
"Yes, La'Vassa say we keep going, maybe look down other hallway, make sure we not be missing things"
La'Vassa's infernal brand around her neck begins to glow as her hand is wreathed in flame as she attempts to grab the worm
La'Vassa grins as her mind shakes off the mania that the protians produced and decides to attack in melee, dancing in the flames that still burned from her previous attack she bites and punches the nearest protian
La'Vassa cackles as she flies to "if you no talk you BURN!"
"La'Vassar has seen flying snakes before!"
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