A famous face comes on the screen: it's disgraced tv star Jenna Snuggles, former star of Absalom Story Time! You always wondered what happened to her after that whole "sex tape" thing went down.
Hey everybody, it's me, Jenna Snuggles. I know you haven't heard from me for a while but I've been working as a mercenary. Can you spell mercenary kids? Sing along with me: M-e-r-c-e-n-a-r-y.