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About Jen the Housecat

Appearance: Jen seems to be a common house cat in basically every way, down to the unassuming collar, but despite having no visible owner, her tan/beige tinted fur was always in immaculate condition, a side effect from having an unseen servant bound to her magical collar to groom her constantly and clean her litter box, which is hidden up in the rafters of the inn. Despite her pudginess, she can easily flit unseen from place to place, whether through his highly developed feline stealth or her magical powers.

Her appearance is usually enough to disarm any would-be attacker, but if necessary, Jen can kill with brutal efficiency. She possesses many spells that, if cast with metamagic, cannot be easily traced back to her. If her cover is blown and an all out fight begins, she does not hesitate to nova her spells, pull out her whip, and flog the offending humanoid back into line, using the aptly named cat o' nine tails.

That said, she doesn't particularly enjoy killing humanoids. No, instead she uses her handle humanoid skill to get them to do chores for her, like pet her, groom her, and bring her food. Of course, like all cats, she has a taste for milk, catnip, and balls of yarn, although her intelligence has also given her a taste for over-the-top displays of worship to the mighty cat.

Female Fey-Touched Housecat Gestalt Sorcerer 20//Bard 20
CG Tiny Fey (Feline Subtype)
Init +18 Senses Darkvision 60, Low-Light Vision, Scent, Perception +25

DEFENSE
AC 55, Touch 31, Flatfooted 42
(+8 Armor, +13 Dex, +9 Nat. Armor, +5 Deflection, +2 Size, +7 Shield, +1 Inherent)

DR 10/Cold Iron
SR 31

HP 240 Temp HP []
Fort +16, Ref +24, Will +19

OFFENSE
Speed 30 ft.

Spells Known and Usually Prepared
Sorcerer

Level 0:
Drench (Conj)
Daze (Ench)
Light (Ev)
Scoop (Ev)
Spark (Ev)
Ghost Sound (Ill)
Haunted Fey Aspect (Ill)
Mage Hand (Trans)
Prestidigitation (Uni)

Level 1:
Grease (Conj)
Mage Armor (Conj)
Moment of Greatness (Ench)
Anticipate Peril (Div)
Silent Image (Ill)
Identify (Div)

Level 2:
Glitterdust (Conj)
Scorching Ray (Evoc)
Hideous Laughter (Ench)
Invisibility (Ill)
Mirror Image (Ill)
Blur (Ill)

Level 3:
Dispel Magic (abj)
Deep Slumber (Ench)
Hold Person (Ench)
Suggestion (Ench)
Haste (Trans)

Level 4:
Dimensional Door (Conj)
Stone Skin (Abj)
Black Tentacles (Conj)
Aura of the Unremarkable (Ench)
Invisibility (Greater)(Ill)

Level 5:
Suffocation (Necro)
Cloudkill (Conj)
Dream (Ill)
Permanency (Uni)
Feeble Minded (Ench)
Overland Flight (Trans)

Level 6:
Antimagic Field (Abj)
Contingency (Evoc)
Disintegrate (Trans)
True Seeing (Div)

Level 7:
Spell Turning (Abj)
Plane Shift (Conj)
Teleport, Greater (Conj)
Finger of Death (Necro)

Level 8:
Mind Blank (Abj)
Summon Monster 8 (Conj)
Polar Ray (Evoc)
Polymorph Any Object (Trans)
Power Word Stun (Ench)

Level 9:
Energy Drain (Necro)
Shades (Ill)
Time Stop (Trans)
Wish (Uni)

Bard

Level 0:
Detect Magic
Know Direction
Lullaby
Mage Hand
Resistance
Read Magic

Level 1:
Borrow Skill
Moment of Greatness
Feather Fall
Innocence
Undetectable Alignment
Youthful Appearance

Level 2:
Allegro
Detect Thoughts
Heroism
Pyrotechnics
Pilfering Hand
Share Memory

Level 3:
Arcane Concordance
Good Hope
Confusion
Charm Monster
Channel the Gift
Dispel Magic

Level 4:
Cure Critical Wounds
Echolocation
Freedom of Movement
Modify Memory
Dominate Person

Level 5:
Bard's Escape
Shadow Walk
Song of Discord
Suggestion, Mass
Heroism, Greater

Level 6:
Overwhelming Presence
Scrying, Greater
Getaway
Animate Objects

Permanent Spells:
Mind Blank
Arcane Sight
Comprehend Languages
Tongues
Freedom of Movement

STATISTICS
Str 3, Dex 36, Con 20, Int 12, Wis 14, Cha 36
Base Atk +15/+10/+5; CMB +9; CMD 34
Feats

Piranha Strike
Improved Initiative
Spell Focus
Greater Spell Focus
Spell Penetration
Greater Spell Penetration
Toughness
Silent Spell
Still Spell
Dodge
Improved Natural Armor x 3

Acrobatics* +38 = DEX 13+20+0+5 [Boots of Elven Kind]
Appraise +1 = INT 1+0+0
Bluff +34 = CHA 11+20+3 [Versatile Performance]
Climb* -4 = STR -4+0+0
Craft +1 = INT 1+0+0
Craft +1 = INT 1+0+0
Craft +1 = INT 1+0+0
Diplomacy +11 = CHA 11+0+0
Disable Device*† +13 = DEX 13+0+0
Disguise +41 = CHA 11+20+10 [Versatile Performance]
Escape Artist* +13 = DEX 13+0+0
Fly* +13 = DEX 13+0+0
Handle Animal† +31 = CHA 11+20+0
Heal +2 = WIS 2+0+0
Intimidate +11 = CHA 11+0+0
K (Arcana)† +24 = INT 1+10+3+10 [Bard] (All Knowledges)
K (Dungeoneering)† +15 = INT 1+0+3
K (Engineering)† +15 = INT 1+0+3
K (Geography)† +15 = INT 1+1+3
K (History)† +15 = INT 1+1+3
K (Local)† +15 = INT 1+1+3
K (Nature)† +15 = INT 1+1+3
K (Nobility)† +15 = INT 1+1+3
K (Planes)† +15 = INT 1+1+3
K (Religion)† +15 = INT 1+1+3
Linguistics† +5 = INT 1+1+3
Perception +25 = WIS 2+20+3
Perform (Act) +31 = CHA 11+20+0
Perform +11 = CHA 11+0+0
Profession† +2 = WIS 2+0+0
Profession† +2 = WIS 2+0+0
Ride +13 = DEX 13+0+0
Sense Motive +2 = WIS 2+0+0
Sleight of Hand*† +13 = DEX 13+0+0
Spellcraft† +24 = INT 1+20+3
Stealth* +50 = DEX 13+20+0+5+4+8 [Size]
Survival +2 = WIS 2+0+0
Swim* -4 = STR -4+0+0
Use Magic Device† +24 = CHA 11+10+3
Traits Prehensile Whip, Maestro of the Society
Languages All

GEAR
Weapons
Cat o' nine tails (Refluffed Whip, Scorpion) +5 Dueling, Agile, Whip, Scorpion [+6 total bonus)

A tiny, yet powerful weapon that utilizes the wielder's skill and finesse more than the wielder's strength. It was a reward by the feline pantheon for Jen's ascension to one of the fiercest felines from the most docile race of cats, the housecat. It is also very small, enabling it to be easily hidden within the thick fur of any cat.

Worn
Hat of Disguise, Collar (Headband) of Alluring Charisma +10, Eye of the Eagle, Amulet of Natural Armor +5, Ring of Protection +5, Belt of Dexterity +10, Boots of Elven Kind, Cloak of Resistance +5, Ring of Wizardry

50,000 gp = Weapon
200,000 gp = Ability Score Boosters
25,000 GP = Ring of Protection
50,000 = Amulet of Natural Armor
25,000 = Cloak of Resistance
Permanent = 50,000 gp
64,000 = +8 Bracers of Armor
25,000 = +5 Darkwood Shield
Resistance Improved, Reflecting, Shadow, Greater, garment)
200,000 GP = Wish - Inherent Bonuses
30,000 GPish = Ring of Force Shielding (Forcefang + Mind Shield)

Onyx Rhomboid x 3 = 72,000 gp (+6 Constitution)
Dusty Rose Prism = 5000 gp (+1 AC)
Cracked Dusty Rose = 500 gp (+1 Initiative)
Gamboge Nodules = 54,000 (Immune to Poison)

(Located evenly spaced and tucked inside the cat's collar, visible from one side. Usually worn "inside out" so that the gems are not visible)

House cat Familiar

Backstory:

She had dim memories of her life before the event. As far back as her memory would take her, Jen was just an ordinary house cat. Her owner was just some grunt working at the World Serpent Inn, and they didn't particularly pay attention to each other. After his untimely death in a teleportation accident, Jen was left to fend for herself as a stray, catching mice scampering around in the nooks and crannies of the inn.

She stayed this way contently, for house cats have limited intelligence and little desire to stray outside. Several years passed and she crossed paths with a passing fey, traveling through the inn at the time. With the natural whimsy that fey have, the fey granted Jen a few of the powers of the fey, including intelligence and whimsy. Now an intelligent and easily bored creature, Jen followed many passing adventurers into their portals and explored many worlds, experiencing many new things and becoming learned in the ways of the world. She was seen by the feline gods as remarkably advanced for a lowly race of cat and was granted the power of sorcery, one that was developed throughout her lifetime.

Naturally, the adventurers that she followed were all killed at the hands of CR-Inappropriate encounters or by old age, and this is where we reach this part of the story. Jen the House Cat remains perched, listening and watching, waiting for another interesting adventurer to pass by and strike her fancy.