Soon there will be a K-Tel album of "Goblin Hits" for use in your campaign!
Can't you just hear the late night TV commercial.....
"You asked for it....you got it! Straight from the goblin halls in Southern Varisia.....GOBLIN CHANTS!
Yes, that's right! Now you can listen to some of the most visceral Goblin chants to ever frighten adventurers - RIGHT IN YOUR OWN HOME!
We've included unforgettable hits like: "Boil the Baby in the Bathwater," "Humie Hunt," and the incredible classic "Put the Bodies in the Boxes and Take Them Downstairs!"
But wait, that's not all...we've added a second disc for all you lovers out there.....If you wanna snuggle up with you vicious little Gobbie-Girl, we're adding GOBLIN LOVE just for you! Goblin love features all the romantic goblin love songs including "This Ear's for You," "You Burn Me up" and the lovely "Dogslicer of Love."
Yes, that's right, You get all these Goblin classics for just 5 Silver! Yes, just 5 Silver. You just won't find a more complete collection of Goblin hits ANYWHERE else. And who could forget "Boil the Meat and Drink the Blood" along with "Dogs in the Woodpile, Horses in the Stall" and the enduring melody of "Love Me, Eat You."
So act now before this collection of Goblin Goodies is Gone for Good!