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During the Middle Ages, probably one of the biggest mistakes was not putting on your armor because you were "just going down to the corner."

Jack Handey wrote:

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going

to take my nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old
burned-out warehouse. "Oh no," I said, "Disneyland burned down."

He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a
pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but
decided to go home instead.

Please, sir, may I have another.

I hope if dogs ever take over the world and they choose a king, they

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going
to take my nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old
burned-out warehouse. "Oh no," I said, "Disneyland burned down."

He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a
pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but
decided to go home instead.