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Who drank all the beer?!

*burp*

Drejk wrote:

Orthos wrote:

It makes perfect sense. =)

As do burning witches. Which does not mean that it should be done.

Hey now. Anyone who trys to burn my wife gets an imperial gallon of 'Merican whoopass splashed all over their conversion table

Are you saying that your wife is hot enuf already? ;)

Good heavens what the heck happened in here? Did you guys throw a party or something?

begins picking up plastic beer cups and pizza boxes

Ain't no party like a FAWTL Jack party!

Shut up, or your body I will hurt

WHEW.

Guess I ate too much cheese yesterday...

We are the Champions, my friends!

I enjoy BttH whenever I can.

Treppa wrote:

lynora wrote:

Treppa wrote:

Lyn, didn't know if you'd seen this.

I hadn't seen that. That's pretty cool. Doubt I could convince the school to incorporate it, but I might try and work in some yoga as part of the morning routine. I can see why it would help since yoga incorporates a lot of the calming strategies and proprioceptive stimulation that the kidlet needs. Thanks for the link. :)

You're very welcome. It's good to have lots of tools for your toolbelt!

I only have a hammer in mine. Very useful for all those nails.

:P

I resemble that remark!

Oh yeah!

Who has been dolling out BttH with us gone, and since I am returning after vbeing gone so long do I get BttH as re-welcome?

Oh, and I gave the wife something to be thankful for last night...
** spoiler omitted **

Bet I know how you dried 'em!

Emperor7 wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

I've got my phone chat with the recruiter for that job this afternoon. I've been reminding myself of all the cool things I've done at other jobs so I have my ammo ready.

Running around the office in a chicken suit?

Making photocopies of your butt?

Drinking on the job?

If it were the stomping of the peasants I'd be for it. Or the punting of the poodles.

Happy Birthday doc wu. :)

+1

To the birthday wishes, and the required stripping by Lyn.

I think I'm going to take my lazy ass to the gym tonight.

Sorry, I was busy

wanders in wearing a gas mask

Sorry. Is it too late to ask you to pull my finger?

*punts poodles out of the thread*

~Wanders in, listens to impromptu concert, shakes head~

"I'm gonna need more coffee,..."

~Wanders off~

I learn SO much since I started reading this thread! :)

We're a bunch of fart smellers!

I love to go swimmin'
With bow-legged women

Gives Jack a farthing and a furlong of banana bread.

Friends who attended Cornell for postgrad studies said it was a great school, beautiful location... and boring and lonely as hell.

When I first read this I saw 'farthug' and chuckled

I love making and eating banana bread. My grandmother had a bunch of baked good recipes from Scotland that are awesome, as long as you can deal with pints and pecks. ;) The banana bread and pound cake are superb.

I'll have a pint!

Your family is the most important thing to our family. So make tonight’s meal special – make it a Hungry Jack® night! Your family will thank you for it, and so will ours.

Hungry Jack®! YUM!

The Jack family supports you making tonight's meal special, but we'd like some breakfast now!

I'll have the beer batter pancakes, with beer syrup, beer butter, some beer poached eggs, lots of bacon fried in beer, and lots of beer to wash it down. Thank you.

BEER RUN TIME

Buy slower beer next time and you won't have to chase it!

*threadbump*

'Cause we Jacks are so awesome!

*hits chicken at Roy-Jack, but it goes wide*

I hit a FOWL ball!

Jack Hammer wrote:

Beer battered chicken!

Kinky!

*drinks a beer, pulls out a baseball bat and a chicken*

What?!

Beer battered chicken!

Flamethrower special! Frat drinks PBR.

*Aims Frat's rear end towards goblin and lights a match*

Jackalope wrote:

Spike the Hydra wrote:

*meep* *grumble* *meep*

*ear scratch* It's okay buddy. We'll go raid the smokehouse later.

Stop letting him in there! He's still not potty-trained!

He's more trained than Frat! Plus his breath weapon comes out of his front end.

Callous Jack wrote:

Jack Hammer wrote:

Here's the Jackarator 2000!

*proudly displays a 2x4 with nails sticking out of it*

Kinda low-tech but looks like it beat those eggs silly.

There's still some peasant blood on that, y'know...

{finishes unloading first daily 18-wheeler of beer} I thought the peasant blood was supposed to be on there. It's like a seasoned cast iron skillet.

Looks like my personal stash is here!

Spike the Hydra wrote:

*meep* *grumble* *meep*

*ear scratch* It's okay buddy. We'll go raid the smokehouse later.

Try to stay out of my cigars this time, will ya?!

Here's the Jackarator 2000!

*proudly displays a 2x4 with nails sticking out of it*

Kinda low-tech but looks like it beat those eggs silly.

We should market a Jack egg beater. Use the Jackarater 2000 for those really stubborn eggs. Great for use on peasants too!

Jackalope wrote:

*waves tazer*

Watch were you point that thing!

And the tazer too!

Mmmm, nacho pancakes. I mean those are NOT YO pancakes. They're mine!

With Beer Syrup, of course.

It's Hammer time!

Did someone say 'nachos'? Yep, I just did.

Nachos and beer. Life is good.

HEY!!! WE'RE BACK!

I thought this place had burned down while I was out or somethin'!

Almost! Frat was lighting his own farts again.

*wakes up*

Hey! Who froze me in carbonite again?!

*notices a case of beer is also in the process of thawing out*

Hmm, I better drink this before it gets to room temperature.

Someone please slap me. I recently finished my dwarvenforge necessities. Basically a few sets worth of the various basic dungeon sets, medieval building sets, and cavern sets. In my mind that was all I would use for sure and now I'm looking at some their other sets which I'll likely not use. Ughhhhhhhhh.

*slaps MM*

I like beer

So all this talk of first posts made me curious so I had to go and look at mine. May 13 2007. And I lurked for quite a bit first before I actually posted. Huh. Doesn't seem like it's been that long.

Also, that's cool about the PBP Patrick. And here I was excited about having one that's almost made it a year. :)

Mmmm...an older woman. How ya doin'? ;P

We should be

We weren't?

Speaking of beer

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:

TriOmegaZero wrote:

Gary Teter wrote:

Holy crap someone mailed me an actual banhammer!!

Pics or it didn't happen.

Seconded.

I brought it in to work today, slung across my shoulder. Felt good, like a masterwork tool should. It's a tool, you know, not a weapon. You don't just flail about in battle, it's meant to be used carefully, with precision, after much careful consideration.*

Pics will have to wait because Sara is sleeping and I depend on her to post pics to the intarwebs. (The only way I know how to put stuff up is to write a bunch of code and put it on paizo.com....)

*We really do have an extensive internal discussion every time we have to use it.

So much for pics of Gary smashing someone's walnuts.....

Be sure that no one else is handling your hammer without your permission, or at least until after they've bought you a few drinks. ;D

Jack Hammer wrote:

The aftermath of pony spam Hitler, on Pony Spam

Some text profanity, but what do ya expect?

Did you just Godwin us?

It was better than this one Renard

I need a beer, or twelve, after that one.

The aftermath of pony spam Hitler, on Pony Spam

Some text profanity, but what do ya expect?

Was I the only Jack to spam the pony? I hope not.

Now, where's that beer I was promised?

In a land of too much seriousness we are the voice of beer.