| Full Name |
Sir. J.A.Kempton , Lord Butterfingers, Earl of Meat |
| Race |
Large Balding Human wearing a Diaper |
| Classes/Levels |
10th Big Dumb Animal / 5th Loremaster / 5th Smartass |
| Gender |
Male |
| Size |
Large |
| Age |
several hundred (magically assisted) |
| Special Abilities |
Tripping over things, Talking , and Meat Consumption |
| Alignment |
Lawful Good (with Evil tendencies when he doesn't get his way) |
| Deity |
Himself |
| Location |
Roaming Golarion |
| Languages |
Common , Draconic, and a little spanish when he is intoxicated |
| Occupation |
Teacher , Gamer , and General wiseass |
| Strength |
18 |
| Dexterity |
-4 |
| Constitution |
18 |
| Intelligence |
18 |
| Wisdom |
18 |
| Charisma |
10 |
About J.A.Kempton
I first played D&D when I was nine and a friend brought over his new Dungeons and Dragons Basic Box with Keep on the Boarderlands (yes I'm THAT old). My first character "Hawk" (I wish I was kidding), a half elven fighter, met his fate by not counting the steps of a stairwell in a ruin, thus falling 30 feet into giant wasps (truly art imitated life here). One botched poision save later he became the first entry into the deadbook. A volume that now takes 3 stone giants on steroids to move.
I still play with my friends from College two or three times a month (when childcare , and spouses permit) and our gaming world of choice is Golarion. After 29 years I still have the time of my life thanks to Jeff , Jason , Chip , and his wife Tracy. Thanks you guys!
