Sir. J.A.Kempton , Lord Butterfingers, Earl of Meat
Large Balding Human wearing a Diaper
10th Big Dumb Animal / 5th Loremaster / 5th Smartass
several hundred (magically assisted)
Tripping over things, Talking , and Meat Consumption
Lawful Good (with Evil tendencies when he doesn't get his way)
Common , Draconic, and a little spanish when he is intoxicated
Teacher , Gamer , and General wiseass
I first played D&D when I was nine and a friend brought over his new Dungeons and Dragons Basic Box with Keep on the Boarderlands (yes I'm THAT old). My first character "Hawk" (I wish I was kidding), a half elven fighter, met his fate by not counting the steps of a stairwell in a ruin, thus falling 30 feet into giant wasps (truly art imitated life here). One botched poision save later he became the first entry into the deadbook. A volume that now takes 3 stone giants on steroids to move.
I still play with my friends from College two or three times a month (when childcare , and spouses permit) and our gaming world of choice is Golarion. After 29 years I still have the time of my life thanks to Jeff , Jason , Chip , and his wife Tracy. Thanks you guys!