Female Gnome
Still singing, Izzy breaks out her dagger, Fed Cat, and she meditates during her singing Fed Cat, you have never failed me, mostly because I have never used you before. Fly fast, fly true... and do not hit one of my allies in the ass if I miss! And she flings the dagger. Dagger of returning on Red guy. To hit includes Bard bonus: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (19) + 6 = 25
Edit: Ooo possible crit? to confirm: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (11) + 6 = 17
Female Gnome
Grod the Cunning wrote: Grod reaches over Izzy's head and snatches the dagger out of the air. He turns it over in his hand for a minute and says "Careful with this, little lady. Don't poke your eye out. Wouldn't make for a good tale, and it'd be a shame to lose one of those pretty eyes." he rumbles, before handing it back to her, hilt first, with a smile. She smiles "Thanks, Grod." She takes it back, "If anyone else wants it, let me know really. I'm not able to do a lot of 'oomph' in my throws or blows." Clearly remembering how her weapons did not work well on the demon "But it is neat." .........Then they find two more of the things. Init: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (12) + 3 = 15
Female Gnome
Izzy has gone quiet, flipping the Dagger 'Fed Cat' in her hand. She looks thoughtful I guess you're mine then, Fed Cat. I mentioned you and... well, no answers. Poop. You probably deserve a mighty warrior or a skilled sneak, but we might have a few tales yet. the thought makes her brighten.
Female Gnome
"ARI, you remembered. I was starving, and no one wondered where I was... and ... I might have named a magic item without checking with you guys. Are any of you good at throwing daggers? Fed Cat might be for you." She goes from Faux sad, to fake apologetic, to excited ... but that's her speed.
Female Gnome
Grod's humming gets a hearty thumb's up from the resident bard! She wants to be supportive. Sense Motive: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (3) + 10 = 13 She looks over at Tot, "You could use some healing, and you're a bit shaken there, Tot. Don't worry, we were all scared. Gnomes are just wired funny. We get scared, of course, badly, but afterwards some of us treasure the experience. Makes us seem braver than we are."
Female Gnome
At this, Izzy rolls her eyes, "Humility about it just makes you MORE heroic, Erridon! OOh it's like none of you have proper training the adventure epic narrative. What did you all do with your lives? Learn PRACTICAL stuff? Blah. And you did it to keep your home and family safe? DOUBLE Heroic! You are 'Erridon Demonbinder' now, at least in some stories that are coming." Her eyes light up "Ooo, Demonbinder...I DO like that. Provocative, technically true... will look good on a theatrical broadsheet."
Female Gnome
"We killed a demon! We killed a demon! It was all 'hiss' and 'you pathetic mortals' and Ari was like 'rarr let's wrasssle with darker powers' and so HEROIC...and Tot was like 'Baptize it' and the rest of us were pew pew and whomp and then Garen was all 'Godly SMITE' and I was like 'go for the head go for the head' and the demon was like 'noooo my evilness what a world what a world' and DEAD back to the bad place!" The gnome is ecstatic, her body trembling with fear turned to victory.
Female Gnome
Izzy moves then fires her sling. She doubts she can hurt this thing let alone kill it but who knows, maybe she'll get lucky? Roll to hit with Sling, bard bonus included 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (20) + 5 = 25
EDIT: Holy snot. Possible crit? to confirm 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (1) + 5 = 6
Darn, definitely not a crit then!
Female Gnome
Will save, bard inspiration included: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (16) + 4 = 20 Izzy goes grins as she feels the rush of fear pass through and energize her! For a moment she was terrified, and it was EXHILARATING!! She lobs a slingstone at one of the sinspawn more in the clear than others. Sling attack on Green: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (8) + 5 = 13
Female Gnome
Rile her up? Mmm... She begins to sing, "Gotta little job while in the darker planes, but now you got a boss that if you fail will give you pain. You're panicking and freaking at the sight of the forces of good! You're really bad at this that is understood! You're an incompetent minion to the forces fell! And you know your new boss is gonna give you hell! Woe! Woe minion Woe! Woe is all you'll know! To torture you'll go!" Bardic inspiration, apologies to Johnny be good! Also a move but will gladly let Grod or others move past me.
Female Gnome
Grod the Cunning wrote:
"HA!" The Gnome lets loose a laugh, "Respect, Sir, Respect."
Female Gnome
Garen Williamson wrote:
Izzy blinks as she is now behind a Warpriest AND a Paladin... "This is the problem with my otherwise perfect height. I can't see past folks. I mean, what is this before me, the holy wall of armored buttocks? The literal REAR guard?" But she keeps the music up.
Female Gnome
"Maybe I'll be there to chop off your head, maybe I'll be there to strike you dead..." The music rolls with dedication and the brother hood of smacking and slicing bad guys. Move and Inspire! Everyone now gets that lovely bardic bonus. ally receives a +1 morale bonus on saving throws against charm and fear effects and a +1 competence bonus on attack and weapon damage rolls
Female Gnome
DM DoctorEvil wrote:
She is happy to share her notes and give a more formal writing. Indeed, the gnome beams at the praise like a wagging Andoran Retriever dog! And Tot is healthy again! It is very likely, since two of Izzy's favorite gods are worshipped here anyway, she might become a regular church goer for a bit! ....... Quote:
"Excellent, I mean, who couldn't benefit a bit from a little 'Elf Improvement'," The gnome winks!
Female Gnome
Isidiana pops up from a half daze, piles of paper about her, and she grins! She had a nice chat with Tot, and that certainly got her thinking about gods. Now that Ari and Tot were talking again she had used that inspiration to find the perfect tune and she hoped passable lyrics! "I have to talk to the Father, need to share this with him now. See if he likes it. Forgive me, got to find him!" And she rushes off looking for Father Zantus. When she finds him, if he's not busy, and maybe even if she is, she starts up her instrument and breaks into song! Perform Singing. I should take ten but let's hope in luck given who this is about 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (9) + 10 = 19 Good enough not to embarrass herself! So,with apologies to They Might be Giants here we go... She starts it almost as a rambling cadence, but one that still is clearly heard, "She was here when it begins
Then the gnome increases her volume a bit and the cadence becomes a musical declaration "Wanderin’ Butterfly winged goddess of the Northstar
Her violin strings along, allowing the complexity of the melody with undertones to increase a bit as izzy's voice continues her song of praise. "She has her secrets to tell
"Wanderin’ Butterfly winged goddess of the Northstar
"She was here when it begins
A change up, or at least a delay of the chorus one might expect... "So many names and titles has she
It's possible by now a crowd or at least a few folks are gathering to see what all the music is about. "Wanderin’ Butterfly winged goddess of the Northstar
She nods to anyone around but keeps singing, "And while we’re at it
"Not to put too fine a point on it
Not to put too fine a point on it
Ecstatic, she bounds and bounces! Happy if anyone joins in even as the song comes to an end. "Wanderin’ Butterfly winged goddess of the Northstar (And while we praise you)
Not to put too fine a point on it
She blows a kiss in the direction of the temple (or up in they are at the temple) and bows with a finish, hoping Father Zantus is pleased!
Female Gnome
"Father, that's nice of you! And also common sense as we are taking our lumps on behalf of the whole town ,but I think I'm going to create a hymn to Desna and offer it up to your church for your consideration. It's the least I can do and I like making songs anyway." Her time will be spent with Titania and help her out. And yes, song construction.
Female Gnome
Isidiana hears about the horrid creature "THIS is good story material!" then she blinks and looks apologetically at Tot "Horror story, of course. Sorry. We'll get you through this and you stay at the temple. I'll sing you songs to help you through it." To the priest she says "Please do all you can do to restore her. I'll stay with her as I said to comfort her."
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