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Izzy keeps the song going, but notes that she is on the wrong side of the battlefield, Twisting around she breaks into a run and with Fedcat in hand flings it at the remaining goblindog. With folks in the melee, it will be a hard throw but she hopes she'll get lucky.

Magic Throwing Dagger to hit with Bard Bonus included, penalty to throwing into melee also included 1d20 + 7 - 4 ⇒ (16) + 7 - 4 = 19
Dmg if that hits: 1d3 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3

NP!
We have a summer cold romping through our house so I'm not top of my game.

"Oop, he noticed," Izzy sees another goblin, "Well, no point in staying quiet now."

She moves closer to Tot in case Tot will need healing, then starts to sing
!

"Adventurers behave"
That's what society says when they see us
"And watch who you slay..."
They don't understand
And so we're

"I know it's a brawl now!
There doesn't seem to be any common ground
I think it's a brawl now
Killing these guys is how we save the town!"
"We'll kill you all now!
There doesn't seem to be any Common Ground.
You gobs are gonna fall now
Your final breath will be your last living sound!"

Done to the tune of 'I think we're alone now'

Bardic inspiration is up! +1 to hit and dmg and fear saves

Izzy says "I think we're winning, I love it when we win," And she moves a bit, then once again her dagger flips end over end...

Fed Cat attack! on yellow goblin 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (7) + 6 = 13
Dmg: 1d3 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4

Izzy throws her, dagger, Fed Cat, at the nearest awake enemy

Yellow Dog I think? 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (10) + 6 = 16
Dmg: 1d3 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2

Izzy whoops when her sleep spell works, then winces and says "I mean.. .shhh... fight quietly everyone. Don't want to wake them.

Izzy tries to engulf some enemies in a sleep spell without hitting a friend (Probably the red Gob and Dog)
Will save DC 15, definitely wants to NOT hit an ally in that so if need be she'll aim further out but I think Red is safe to try.

Ok. FINALLY the map seems to be working for me though I'm still a bit lost thats on me. Forget the sleep spell, Just a double move since I'm not in range for anything otherwise and singing might wake the others up

Frick Frick Frick!!!! She races forward hoping if it can hold Ari's weight it can hold hers.

I'm having trouble with the map but here we wing it Theatre of the Mind Style

Izzy decides to hit with another song of sleep getting as many goblins as she can.

DC 15 Will saves

Init: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (18) + 3 = 21

"I do have it, enough for a song or two, but as for swimming.. mmm I never tried before, but how hard can it be to float?" She looks tempted "I mean, I COULD drown instead ...bit of a coin toss." She looks tempted to reach for a coin.

"The heavier of us might be too much weight, I'm not sure mind."

Follow!

"See that you do," She helps Ari up at least a foot higher than the ground, "You have scared Tot and she doesn't need that." She sighs, "I am vexed that the goblin dogs resisted my song of sleep."

"Well, while I have a song for healing, I'm afraid I don't have the training," Izzy tells Garen. But she looks over at Ari "I used up some of my muse's gift with that failed sleep spell but if you like I could hum a few bars of 'stop bleeding already'"

Thanks for letting us know, more than fair and hope you have a blast.

Seeing Ari look so wounded, the gnome bard lends her aid and with Fed Cat, her legendary (Give it time) dagger in hand, gets closer and flings Fed Cat at the one who so badly wounded Ari

Dagger throw, go Fed Cat 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (10) + 7 = 17
Dmg if hits: 1d3 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4

Her spell failing, Izzy is shaken to her core. Her sleep spell did nothing! Her bardic muse has left her? Is this the end of the Diminutive Diva? NO! By the power of Hyperbole, her spell may have failed, but her song still inspires!

She moves forward and barks at the goblin dogs, but in a musical way, as it becomes a song and a challenge...

"Who woke the dogs up?
(Who, who, who, who)
Who woke the dogs up?
(Who, who, who, who)
Who woke the dogs up?
(Who, who, who, who)
Who woke the dogs up?!"

Move and Bardic Inspiration, +1 to MOrale saves, To hits, and weapon dmg

Izzy moves forward as quietly as she can...

Stealth: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (4) + 11 = 15

Then casts Sleep on as many of the dogs as she can... Not sure I can get them all with a 10 foot radius burst but here's hoping. Will save DC is 15

"No. Sadly, all I have is some stuff to heal, make someone laugh, falling down super slow and a stupid sleep spell. If only they needed to sleep then I MIGHT be useful but..." A pause "Actually I think they might sleep. Should I try that? If they spot me and resist, we are going to get an alarm, but if we luck out and it gets both we should be able to kill them quietly?"

"Mostly we live well with the knowledge that low tree limbs and doorways will avenge us upon the over weeningly tall." She dimples, "But you might hear me stop teasing you about our advantages when we run into.... high shelves." She says 'High Shelves' with a tone some reserve for hereditary enemies.

Izzy readies her own dagger, perking up now that they are making progress "Let's go save the kidnapped horse or whatever they've got."

"Put me where you want since I'm actually right sized and all, The gnome says quietly. With Ari taking lead, Tot second... the gnome suspects she's either gonna be more in the middle or guarding the rear at this rate.

Perception 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (9) + 8 = 17

Izzy looks around for any animals she might be able to talk to as a gnome who might give them directions.

Perception: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (2) + 8 = 10

My sympathies, it's never easy.

What they said, pets are family and you take care of fam first

"Art is meant to inspire... exactly what is vague, so I take that as a compliment twice over," The Gnome says then notes Garen getting ahead of them, "Be best follow Garen before our Paladan becomes a pala-gone." She moves after Garen.

"Can't even trust short people to imitate other short people, huh?" Grod says, looking down at Izzy.

"Something about not being green always seems to get in the way for me and..." She eyes the half orc's complexion, well what she can make out through his armor and notes his own hue as if for the first time, "Wait. YOU'RE green. We should have had you try. We could have blamed the height on a glandular condition. Too late now. Blast it."

Hearing the sounds of goblins fleeing, the gnome fusses, "Perhaps sincerity would help me in future attempts at deception. Note to self: Learn to fake sincerity."

She looks at the others with hapless shrug.

Steve Buscemi meme.... Funny! Pity that I had to Google it to know what it meant. Guess I'm old.

If it helps, I had to hire a Millennial Guide to make my way through the meme jungle for details myself. ;)

Today, I will be roleplaying a Steve Buscemi meme

Izzy hates goblins with the fire of a thousand suns... PLUS a rather surly moon, but decides this will be a... theatrical challenge. So she calls out in goblin in a sing song voice

Versatile Performance for Bluff: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (6) + 11 = 17

"Figures. The little runts love setting up the damned things," Tot growls, trusting Ari's eyes since her own are still dazzled by the sunlight.

Izzy nods and spits to the side quietly, "Short people, just can't trust em."

The prickly plants were no respecter of traveling music, more's the pity, but progress was made and eventually...

Here, in front of you is the first real clearing you've seen. A space maybe 30-40' across where the sun beats down free and easy, and there are no trees, let alone brambles or nettles, to push you aside. It might be a good spot to take a break, get your bearings or otherwise enjoy the sunshine.

"Sunshine break!" Izzy smiles, "Or other stuff if you guys like."

She looks about to see if anyone is snooping, spying or just plain around who isn't part of their party.

Perception: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (18) + 8 = 26

Izzy does not disagree, "Pity it can only right size someone for a minute. There would be so much more living space if every people were gnome sized."

"Of course, no insult meant to the good fellow mind you." She realizes doubting they were magical at ALL might be seen as insulting, "I actually love this shop's lay out."

And she means it. She hums a few bars to detect magic on the potions .

Diplomacy to ease any hurt feelings: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (13) + 10 = 23

Really want to make a joke along the lines of “Reducing potion? Is that so we can fit in small holes?” [glances at Izzy] But at some point I’m going to cross a line, so I probably shouldn’t.

AHEM.. yes, let's not force Izzy to take things all the way to Humanoid Resources! :P

Izzy loves the Feathered Serpent lay out, the rug in the center really brings it together.

She tries to determine if that's really a fair price or if that's just like Voon's opinion, man.

Appraisal: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (15) + 6 = 21
Sense Motive via versatile performance: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (4) + 11 = 15

"I'm gonna get shoved in a lot of small holes aren't I?" She observes as talk of tight spaces is mentioned.

"Ah, it was worth a shot. Thank you, Sheriff. We do appreciate how you've supported our efforts."

"Is THAT why there was a few coins where I landed?" Blink Blink.

The sound of a bard flinging herself off the top of the garrison only to sing her way down softly might be heard, but it's a graceful way for Izzy to reintroduce herself.

"I can fly like a snowflake in a windless winter, WHEE! It worked. I didn't die and..." SHe looks about seeing Garen is trying to make some sort of deal here, and looks at the Sheriff "Sheriff, I didn't hear all that, but you know if Garen is asking for aid, it's for something that will help keep Sandpointers alive. He's not like some manipulative bard type who.. uhm.. anyway, he's a Paladin and you can trust him."

Diplomacy roll to Aid Garen 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (15) + 10 = 25

Congratulations!

I think it might be wise to have more than a +1 dagger in a bard's hand to fall on but as I ain't a warrior type I leave it up to you more melee regulars :)

I considered better armor for Izzy but I think she likes being light on her feet and thanks to the magic dagger she has a decent ranged attack

Isidiana wrote:

So HP up by 6 (4+2 (for Con))

+1 BAB
+1 Fort Savesl
Spells: Mage hand Cantrip, Feather Fall spell
Feat: Spellsong
Skills (Favored Bonus included): Acrobatics +1, Climb +1, Diplomacy +1, Disguise +1, Knowledge Dungeon +1, Knowlege Planes +1 Perception +1
Performing singing +1 (Boosts Bluff and Sense Motive),, Perform Strings +1 +1 perform Oratory, +1 Sleight of hand

Got it. HP at 23 now right?

22 is what I've got, and let me put my 'summary' where it can be seen in every post. Sorry about that. Should have done it ages ago.

EDIT: there we go. The summary should be visible next to her name now.

"I would ask it that is wise, but, well...you are a gnome, after all." Grod deadpans.

"Oh I was a gnome before all too," Izzy assures him, "But to quote an old phrase, Wisdom is a solid guide, but not the most entertaining one."

So HP up by 6 (4+2 (for Con))
+1 BAB
+1 Fort Savesl
Spells: Mage hand Cantrip, Feather Fall spell
Feat: Spellsong
Skills (Favored Bonus included): Acrobatics +1, Climb +1, Diplomacy +1, Disguise +1, Knowledge Dungeon +1, Knowlege Planes +1 Perception +1
Performing singing +1 (Boosts Bluff and Sense Motive),, Perform Strings +1 +1 perform Oratory, +1 Sleight of hand

"Well, I learned a lot," Izzy says as they make their way back to civilization, "I think I was inspired by that floaty room in a good way... and I need to try a new song by HURLING myself off a tall building. SHOULD work." She muses aloud.

Getting Feather Fall for a spell when she levels. Should terrify a few townsfolk before she starts drifting :)

"Up top is fine with me... though the floaty room was fun," A wistful glance back, but she decides "Let's go back topside as you fellows suggest though. I could use a hot bath and a warm meal."