Dear Hulk,
How come your shirt gets ripped off when you "go green" but the waist band of your jeans seems to get 25" wider?
HULK WEARS ELASTIC BELT AND EXPANDING WAIST JEANS! HULK SMASH LEATHER BELTS!!
HULK ALLERGIC TO POLY BLEND SHIRTS, WEARS COTTON SHIRTS! COTTON SHIRTS SMASHED BY HULK!