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Well, I personally find it just easier to acquire any spell books that the wizards I encounter leave lying around (if wizards didn't want rogues to have their spellbooks then wizards would put better locks on them, be sure to check for magical traps since wizards like to kid rogues who borrow their spellbooks). It's all part of the standard rogue ethical structure, spellbooks contain knowledge and knowledge should be free to whatever rogue wants to use it.

Haggis and beer.

The night before a battle with the drow (or other underground critters), the leaders would throw a big party and drink all the beer and eat all the food. Then early in the morning the leaders would have the horns so all the dwarves would wake up with terrible hangovers, and the leaders would give this prepared speech:

"we've nothing left to eat but haggis, and nothing left to drink but water. we either take the drow village and their supplies or we'll have to eat the haggis while sober."

Elves, humans and orcs came about through the messy process of evolution and no doubt have some sort of common ancestor which allows them to interbreed. Dwarves, on the other hand, were created perfect by Torag without any need for that chaotic evolution stuff with DNA.

Pants confine the masculine appendage and a male who regularly confines their private parts winds up with stunted privates. In the RW it is my understanding that the average male size among pants wearers is about 6", which cannot even be a foot long when excited, and what women could be satisfied with such a tiny appendage? No doubt with the long time PF multiverses tend to have been civilized (Golarion has 10,000 years of history after the fall of the Azlanti Empire) people have long ago realized this simple truth and have learned to avoid pants.