BACONZ IZ WINNERZ BACONS HAS POSTED 1000 TIMES!
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I AM SO SO SO WINNING. NO ONE CAN BEAT ME EVar!!!
Waaaiittt a minute I was just looking at that Article and it says no such thing...WHAT A LIAR YOU ARE OBADIAH! FOR SHAME! FOR SHAME! Oh! Does this mean I win?
Well, the truth is that it isn't normally possible. FAWTL scientists have been working diligently in a hidden Himilayan laboratory to perfect a way to instantly increase the number of posts on any messageboard through the clever application of chronal energies, Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle, and a six pack of beer. Mostly its the beer. LOTS AND LOTS OF BEER, but you know those "Island Mist Cooler" chronal energies are good too...
Funny. I'm doubly cursed...I play RPGs AND I'm a Freemason. Oooooooh! Watch out! I'll use my mind bondage spell on you and make you buy me a new belt buckle with a square and compass on it! ;)The US media did a lot to spread crazy ideas about it.I was born in 83 so I wouldn't remember :PWelcome to the early to mid 80's in the US.:)WE'RE ALL GOING TO HELL!That is the most idiotic thing ever :P. People actually believe that? *sigh* Oh my GOD! You're here to use your presence as a spy and manipulator! You shoot us with you mind control beams to get us to not see the truth that gaming has become a means for you and the Illuminati to use your emotion suppression technology as a test to enact a NEW WORLD ORDER led by the anti-christ as the head of a vanguard of zombie robots that have no soul! Your secret symbols reveal a dark legacy of corruption, greed and attempts to destroy the soul of America and her noble allies! BE GONE FOUL DEMONSPAWN!!!
Locking the thread is CENSORSHIP! An attempt by the MAN to shut us down! ROCK THE COUNT! SMASH THE THREAD! POST! POST! POST!
Oh my god~ The rules are written for everyone, you are a horrible DM~ You hate your players~ I would never play with you~ You are horrible~ HORRIBLE Did I miss anything?
Rules is rules, but the game must go on! Plus, I get the final say-so on interpretation. >:) TYRANT! You don't respect your players! You just want "Puffin Playtime Fantasy Hour"! You are a horrid horrid bird! |