Alastir Wade

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36 posts. Alias of Thesamonman.


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Human Wizard - |Brute+1| |Grit+1| |Style-1| |Brain+0| |Mojo+2| || |Harm 0| |Exp 1|

"So basically I'm getting the hocus-pocus version of free health care... I'll take it. You get to have a look at the amulet once we get out of this palace."

I want to look around the room for all possible exits, or walls that seem to in-between me and somewhere not inside


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Human Wizard - |Brute+1| |Grit+1| |Style-1| |Brain+0| |Mojo+2| || |Harm 0| |Exp 1|

I smile slightly, then reach over to tap my business card and turn it into iron pyrite.

"Money tends to..... come and go. But favors and unusual trinkets are certainly accepted by me. What exactly can you do..... doctor?"


Human Wizard - |Brute+1| |Grit+1| |Style-1| |Brain+0| |Mojo+2| || |Harm 0| |Exp 1|

I push my glasses down my nose to stare at Mansterveld over the rims.

"You sure you can afford it? No offense, but it does't look like you have much in the way to pay for my services."


Human Wizard - |Brute+1| |Grit+1| |Style-1| |Brain+0| |Mojo+2| || |Harm 0| |Exp 1|

I want to quickly pick up something and turn it into a business card with my name and number, then hand it to Mansterveld.

"Hey, the name is Hylos. best rated distractor and wrecker of grand plans. Recommended over three countries. If you wish to book an appointment, please call on a weekday between 10am and 5pm. in the mean time, what can i do for you?"


Human Wizard - |Brute+1| |Grit+1| |Style-1| |Brain+0| |Mojo+2| || |Harm 0| |Exp 1|

I would also like to look around the room i just walked into, and then Read a Sitch (will roll after the description of the room)


Human Wizard - |Brute+1| |Grit+1| |Style-1| |Brain+0| |Mojo+2| || |Harm 0| |Exp 1|

I wish to take the first left, and leave minty-meme and his corridor in peace. As for how i got here, I was called, obviously. And now for the mighty debate of.....

Do I make a golden crown?


Human Wizard - |Brute+1| |Grit+1| |Style-1| |Brain+0| |Mojo+2| || |Harm 0| |Exp 1|

I want to look around and attempt to figure out where I am..... I am in Buckingham palace, aren't I.....

F!#* it.

I'm going to have some tea then

(Also, Mansterveld, you got to catch me first)


Human Wizard - |Brute+1| |Grit+1| |Style-1| |Brain+0| |Mojo+2| || |Harm 0| |Exp 1|

I want to attempt to leave the building(?)


Human Wizard - |Brute+1| |Grit+1| |Style-1| |Brain+0| |Mojo+2| || |Harm 0| |Exp 1|

Sorry, misread it.

Uhhh... lets let the dice decide
1-3 more suspicious of me, 4-6 more suspicious of Mansterveld

1d6 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5


Human Wizard - |Brute+1| |Grit+1| |Style-1| |Brain+0| |Mojo+2| || |Harm 0| |Exp 1|

No, they are not suspicious of me or Mansterveld at the moment


Human Wizard - |Brute+1| |Grit+1| |Style-1| |Brain+0| |Mojo+2| || |Harm 0| |Exp 1|

Imma go with Grit.
Thats 2d6 right?

2d6 + 1 ⇒ (2, 4) + 1 = 7


Human Wizard - |Brute+1| |Grit+1| |Style-1| |Brain+0| |Mojo+2| || |Harm 0| |Exp 1|

Attempt to run past them screaming "HE HAS A BOMB!"


Human Wizard - |Brute+1| |Grit+1| |Style-1| |Brain+0| |Mojo+2| || |Harm 0| |Exp 1|

Soldiers?


Human Wizard - |Brute+1| |Grit+1| |Style-1| |Brain+0| |Mojo+2| || |Harm 0| |Exp 1|

I scream at the soldiers "QUICK, RUN. BEFORE MORE SHOW UP!"
I also offer my hand to the person(?) in the floor saying "COME ON RABBIT MAN, LETS GO"


Human Wizard - |Brute+1| |Grit+1| |Style-1| |Brain+0| |Mojo+2| || |Harm 0| |Exp 1|

oh shit


Human Wizard - |Brute+1| |Grit+1| |Style-1| |Brain+0| |Mojo+2| || |Harm 0| |Exp 1|

thats not nice

Fracture - Fracture Reality: 2d6 + 2 ⇒ (6, 6) + 2 = 14

Bones - 3d6 + 1 ⇒ (2, 4, 6) + 1 = 13


Human Wizard - |Brute+1| |Grit+1| |Style-1| |Brain+0| |Mojo+2| || |Harm 0| |Exp 1|

I stagger back in mock surprise, shout "Imposter!" and attempt to implode his armor.
I also scream at Private "QUICK, STAB HIM BEFORE HE SHIFTS. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR PRIVATE?"


Human Wizard - |Brute+1| |Grit+1| |Style-1| |Brain+0| |Mojo+2| || |Harm 0| |Exp 1|

Is his armor metal?


Human Wizard - |Brute+1| |Grit+1| |Style-1| |Brain+0| |Mojo+2| || |Harm 0| |Exp 1|

I look down, stare, then close my eyes for a second. Then look back at the Private and say "Did you hire him as well?"


Human Wizard - |Brute+1| |Grit+1| |Style-1| |Brain+0| |Mojo+2| || |Harm 0| |Exp 1|

I hang my head, sigh deeply then look back at him.
"Private, I have just been payed to teleport from half way around the world to begin an investigation, and despite my policy of having my clients tell me what they want up front, I decided to make the trip anyway."

I begin to rant
"Because I decided to do something nice for a regular customer. So, I teleport in, nearly killing myself doing so because some asshat decided it would be good idea to stand in what should be a very clearly marked teleport circle. And to top it off, the first sight I see is not someone of importance, but a GOD DAMNED PRIVATE."

"You know what, it's probably not your fault. must have been a problem in the communication. I tell you what. You show me the door, I'll go grab a coffee, come back, and hopefully you will have found someone that actually knows whats going on."


Human Wizard - |Brute+1| |Grit+1| |Style-1| |Brain+0| |Mojo+2| || |Harm 0| |Exp 1|

I want to pull the glasses out of my coat, put them on and then say
"So, what job did you call me in for this time?"


Human Wizard - |Brute+1| |Grit+1| |Style-1| |Brain+0| |Mojo+2| || |Harm 0| |Exp 1|

What's my enemy's true position?


Human Wizard - |Brute+1| |Grit+1| |Style-1| |Brain+0| |Mojo+2| || |Harm 0| |Exp 1|

.....


Human Wizard - |Brute+1| |Grit+1| |Style-1| |Brain+0| |Mojo+2| || |Harm 0| |Exp 1|

2d6 ⇒ (1, 3) = 4


Human Wizard - |Brute+1| |Grit+1| |Style-1| |Brain+0| |Mojo+2| || |Harm 0| |Exp 1|

What does the room look like?


Human Wizard - |Brute+1| |Grit+1| |Style-1| |Brain+0| |Mojo+2| || |Harm 0| |Exp 1|

Nah, I am good. I want to pull the Amulet out of the wall, then go sit in a corner.

I then want to move whatever I can to hide myself


Human Wizard - |Brute+1| |Grit+1| |Style-1| |Brain+0| |Mojo+2| || |Harm 0| |Exp 1|

1)It achieves it desired outcome
2) There are no adverse side effects


Human Wizard - |Brute+1| |Grit+1| |Style-1| |Brain+0| |Mojo+2| || |Harm 0| |Exp 1|

oh, 2d6
whoops

1d6 ⇒ 4

Fracture Reality: 2d6 + 2 ⇒ (2, 5) + 2 = 9

You choose if you want a new roll or to add on the extra die


Human Wizard - |Brute+1| |Grit+1| |Style-1| |Brain+0| |Mojo+2| || |Harm 0| |Exp 1|

hmmm.... not a promising start...
Can I choose that it has no adverse side effects?


Human Wizard - |Brute+1| |Grit+1| |Style-1| |Brain+0| |Mojo+2| || |Harm 0| |Exp 1|

Moving metal plates? eh, suppose so if it is actually going to do something.

1d6 ⇒ 4 + 2

Oh, and my ring. Is that still on my finger?


Human Wizard - |Brute+1| |Grit+1| |Style-1| |Brain+0| |Mojo+2| || |Harm 0| |Exp 1|

I attempt to remove the blood from my suit, making sure that I only use the matter sphere.

I then shift the steel plates in the suit to form a cuirass, walk over to where the amulet is embedded while having a quick look for my cane


Human Wizard - |Brute+1| |Grit+1| |Style-1| |Brain+0| |Mojo+2| || |Harm 0| |Exp 1|

The amulet is some sort of green metal in the shape of a knot. It also doesn't seem to like being manipulated by the Matter sphere apparently.

I get up, pick up my gold "tinted" sunglasses and put them in my pocket. I look down and sigh at the blood covering my suit

Would the blood in this case be organic or in-organic?


Human Wizard - |Brute+1| |Grit+1| |Style-1| |Brain+0| |Mojo+2| || |Harm 0| |Exp 1|

The amulet is certainly important, too many guards for it to not be. Not sure what it does though. I wonder what sphere it is linked too....

Ah, Spheres. I remember the Spheres. Gah, irrelevant for now.

I would of normally taken it home to test. But I didn't. I remember there being an urgent reason why I tried to use it. And there was something to do with an interruption.

I want to move whatever is on my chest


Human Wizard - |Brute+1| |Grit+1| |Style-1| |Brain+0| |Mojo+2| || |Harm 0| |Exp 1|

Attempting to activate the Amulet of Power I found, although I don't really remember where I was doing so. But my surroundings don't look too unfamiliar


Human Wizard - |Brute+1| |Grit+1| |Style-1| |Brain+0| |Mojo+2| || |Harm 0| |Exp 1|

finito


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Human Wizard - |Brute+1| |Grit+1| |Style-1| |Brain+0| |Mojo+2| || |Harm 0| |Exp 1|

Welp, I am here