Hotcha sat on the shoulders of many a martial arts master. She learned that the big people’s worst enemy is gravity. At just a few inches tall, weighing almost an ounce, gravity is a wimp. Maybe with the right training, big people will be wimps too compared to the likes of Hotcha!
• Height: mere inches
• Weight: an ounce, soaking wet
• Hair: Red
• Eyes: Green
• Complexion: every color of the rainbow!
Yes, Hotcha’s dreams are bigger than she is. She dreams of being a warrior-fairy—a champion—a heroine… or maybe a legendary sidekick to heroic teammates. Well, what better place to prove her awesomeness than the Fist of the Ruby Phoenix Tournament!
With a silver tongue and a heart of gold, this fairy fighter will get the attention she craves. The question is, will her antics endear audiences or annoy opponents big enough to step on her? And really, even endearing the audience can be dangerous, if they start throwing roses, which are bigger than her and have thorns.
But Hotcha says “bring it!” She ain’t afraid of no flowers. Danger’s her middle name. Hotcha Danger Twinkletoes! Well, her real middle name is Pomegranate, but that’s a dangerous fruit. It’s like being a human whose middle name is Durian. Try having one of those thrown at you, tough guy.
Yeah, so anyway, tourney starts in a couple days. No dream team’s complete without Hotcha P. Twinkletoes. Hey! Can you hear me up there?
