Yeah, what he said! Now I'll take you borg down in the name of Pelor!Better then you have failed
Yeah, but since I'm a cleric it's not just me fighting you it's Pelor too.
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Yeah, what he said! Now I'll take you borg down in the name of Pelor!
He's finally escaped! Now I can make my escape! *Runs away*
Wait? How would a ghost eat someones brain anyway? Well as a devoted follower of Pelor I don't need my brain to survive anyway! There's no need to think when the word of Pelor tells me all I need to know! Rather useful against such creatures as zombies and mind flayers you know. Still this is rather disconcerting so I'll get a Restoration as soon as possible. So anyway I'll make a last ditch stand against these undead monstrosities in hopes of ensuring the escape of the poor innocent soul who has been beset by these zombies for so long. For Pelor! *Charges into the fray, turning undead and swinging with his mace*
Oh... wait he hasn't escaped quite yet. My bad. Well I'll distract these zombies until he's ready! *Tries to get the zombies attention, then runs around the neighborhood with as many zombies as he can attract, going back and forth erratically*
Huzzah! He escaped! My efforts were not entirely in vain! Praise be to Pelor!
What you didn't turn the undead? Did you take the feat? Do you even have cleric levels? Alright I'll handle this. As a devout follower of Pelor I of course can turn undead. *Turn undead* In Pelor's name begone from this place undead monstrosities!
Turn undead, obviously!
You're lucky to be able to afford that stuff. I've yet to gather enough coin. Now back to the dungeon to smite more of Pelor's foes and take they're stuff!
A ghost! Turn undead!
I have a few dollars in change. And I think I'm only 1st level and have an NPC class, so... 200xp, I think.Well then do you have any treasure? How many experience points are you worth?Nope.That depends, are you an enemy of Pelor? Or undead?I get into fights with mine. Not worth it then.
Nope.That depends, are you an enemy of Pelor? Or undead?I get into fights with mine. Well then do you have any treasure? How many experience points are you worth?
I get into fights with mine. That depends, are you an enemy of Pelor? Or undead?
Well, that's one more step on the path to being a non-noob. But what do you do with these alias things anyway? Spoiler: If no one makes the obvious joke I will cry. |