Hey! Down here! By your foot? With the stinger? Yeah, I won't be speaking during the game, on account of having an Int of -, but I will be carrying Mistress' spells! Yup! I'm a walking spellbook! Okay, I probably won't be doing anything during the game...probably just chittering here in the OOC thread. While crawling near you.
Oh, and when she's walking around dressed as a doctor, that hump on her back? That would be me. And when she's sleeping, you see how I'll be sitting on her chest with my stinger all curled up? Yeah, you ever wondered if scorpions sleep? Poke me and find out! Don't expect me in melee or anything--squishy spellbook--but I could Stealth for you if you feed me crickets! Or rats. Or just about anything. Hold still--there's a fly on you!