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ok so i was looking threw some classes today and found the crossbowman. it looked cool and i thought that pure raw damage was not what i was looking for. i thought it would be cool to shoot crossbow bolts that explode or have just plain cool effects. i remember the alchemist and there bombs were awesome but i was wondering how to do the feats and discoveries. also would the grenadier and there ability to infuse alchemic items in attacks be worth it. or could you do the same thing by researching new items that explode on impact with a bolt shot. tying a thunderstone to the end of a bolt would be clunky but why not.

I'm looking at a concept for a useful and fun to play Witch. The idea is that its a tiefling that's a bit insane with random lapses in sanity ware its powers effect the weather around him. The idea is it is a male character not female.

Main points i'm looking for
1) It's class is witch
2) It is male
3) It is a unusual tiefling not a base one.
4) describe the personality along with it and how it deals with a living world around him

My group is very casual and dosn't play by the book to strictly so have fun.

Iv been looking into the Preservationist alot lately and iv always loved the Vivisectionist and i have recently read a guid to a reach cleric. Would this be a viable build. Im looking at a dex build with an agile long spear.

the player/co-dm is me and one thing count stated in the begining was he wanted us to stay as far away from magic as posible. the reason being is in this world the humans that first brought demons and humans together in one creature basicly created a mass murdering creature that couldnt be controlled and left the world, along with them they took their knoledge of arcane magic, and the only ones they dint take were eather considered failed experiments or to weak to matter

Well there are 2 that are fully fleshed out atm.

1) "Everyone gets a chance to become demons as the campaign progresses"

basicly at first we get to transform into demons for a short time at the start and eventualy we can become full demons.

it seams like it could be awsome depending on how its done

2) All dice rolls must break the number needed by 1

iv always kinda liked this one rule that our dm implements.

all in all he is a good dm just unexperinced and im a 3.5 player so pathfinders is fun its just hard to get used to the new rules

He is also ok with new mechanics being added that everyone can obtain and are not set to only power up one person. on multiple ocasions he has said that he will use everything he builds for us in enimes at some point

I like the preservationist archtype but its not my thing. For the most part i dont like summons that last a very short amount of time and thats why i picked necromancy.

I have also been trying to stay away from golems because is a previous game my gm tryed to add magic to d20 modern and allowed me to make 6 floating sniper rifles....even tho i was the one that made them i did not like to use them as it made everything to easy.

The graft thing looks awsome but not gana be oked by my dm. he is having fun writing up his own rules for it. basicly im gana have to reaserch on different creatures (each individualy and will take up pages in my exstract book = to a equivalent spell lvl useing hit dice as the lvl) before i can take there parts and apply them to my undead (wich is gana be a lengthy prosses that could outright destroy my undead) and on top of that its gana be a skill check in order to do the "operation". oh and its a feat on top of everything. in the end im fine with it just starting up is gana be slow.

ok so for some flavor and for need of meat shilds im creating a reanimator alchemist. She is basicly a more sadistic and experamental Dr. Frankenstine trying to creat strange and unusual undead beast that are stitched together from many dead things. what i need help with is wether there is alrdy a mechanic for this and what kind of build i should do.

I have noticed this and am looking at a slightly different build

I understand that what I dont get is why it stats anything different. Every other class is "Craft" ware the alchemist is "Craft(Any)". Basicly all im asking is was it intentional on the part of the creators to say the alchemist is just a bad ass crafter getting all crafts at once or just forget about it any treat it the same as every other class. The example someone used earlyer is the wizard and the summoner theres says "Knowledge(all)" idk if that has changed in 3.0-3.5 to pathfinders but the bard got "Knowledge(all)" and that meant they got every knowledge posible with one skill.

i just wanted to check its just weird that someone decided to put that when in nothing iv ever seen d&d/pathfinders related has stated that

no other class i can find has this skill they all just say Craft

http://paizo.com/pathfinderRPG/prd/advanced/baseClasses/alchemist.html

then why specify it at all no other class i have seen besides alchemist do that

dose this mean that it is like craft anything 1 rank is = to 1 in all crafts. or pick one?

ok kool a drunken barbarian/alchemist/master chemist sounds awsome then.

is the drinking of a preprepared extracts considered an int baced skill (refering to the barbarians rage and how it says that you cant use int baced skills) or is the preperation itself the int baced skill

its looking more and more like i want to just go urban barbarian/ninja if i decide to go crimson later then ill decide then. still just kinda playing around with this idea. ty all

ok well im not all that far in the campain. So the dm is letting us have a 1 time "slight" change to our carecters. my stats are as follows
Str 17
Dex10
Con 17
Int 8
Wis 7
Cha 15

our dm kinda fliped the campain on its face and thats why we are allowed to make changes. I was going to go a antiphysical attack carecter maximizing on the breakers bonus to broken weapons with the orcals wrecking curse. But along with the dm changing the game he asked to have us stay as far away from magic as we can. So magical buffs were not realy an option. For rage powers im looking at the anti magic tree, superstition and the like, basicly we are wariors with the task to kill deamons....ALOT of them, and to stop an evil deamon queen , turned deamon not natural, that use to be an adventurer with our comanders.

Hey everyone im currently looking at a build that seams weird to me. Im looking at 4 lvls barbarian 6 lvls ninja and 10 lvls assassin or crimson assassin. The basic idea is trying to stack as much damage per swing i can. Kinda a Trip sneak attacker or useing vanish trick from ninja to get a free sneak. why i cant decide between crimson and regular assassin is im looking at the regular assassin as a studdy for death attack, rage and smash that persons face in, drop rage and repeat. if crimson just kinda run around slashing stuff and poping off buffs when needed. oh the barabarian is a Invulnerable Rager. dont know if that makes a difference. im probably gana be the only fighter in the group and we need dps badly. its looking like a 3 or 4 person group. 1 orcle fire/healer, ninja or rouge/dervish dance/shadow dancer, and me a barbarian trying to rely on killing before defence. if anyone has advice on what i should do let me know. any buid would work the only thing my dm wants is a barbarian of some sort....oh i have a rage profit build using a breaker barbarian and a wrecker curse life/battle/bone/ice mystery havent decided on that part yet. ty

Count Coltello wrote:

but only the Italian Pudding-Waffle hookers are Worth Finding

-Count Coltello

Here, now! Let us not be so unchivalrous as to so lightly dismiss the English Muffin, the French Tart, the Danish Pastry...

What about jelly filled doughnuts, bamiyeh, and shuāngbāotāi. Arnt These things just as delectable.

"Hmmmmm so Roccia is missing in action TIME TO SAVE THE DAY"

Notte bumps into myself and Roccia not realizing we had stoped and like the dumb blond like she should be , unfortinatily for this joke she has black hair, bumped into us pushing the 3 of us and something that smells GREAT.....i see one right in front of my face as I hit the syrup a fffiiiiissssshhhhh. Instandly my mouth starts to water again but this time i dont space out, the fish is right in front of me, causing me to spark uncontrolably. This has an unfortunate effect when sinking in maple syrup.....it starts to heat it up 1) makeing us sink even faster 2) becoming realy hot 3) and last but not least I cant swim. Trying to get some forward momentum I try to walk...scratch that Run forward...but im kinda sinking in a maple syrup hell. I can tast its canadian filth on my toung as it invades my mouth and lungs trying to sufocate me, and Covering my eyes in somthing so think I cant open them.Sinking into darkness I only have one regret , I dint get my FISH!!!!!!

"Tuono Time!!!!!"

Not wanting to run around outside because im still covered in what im just gana assume is chocolate. The Bright light dosnt bother me as much as Notte, i mean come on i am around bright techno collored lightning all the time but moving on. I try to take our party to the docks so i can jump in the water an clean off at the same time i want FISH nice and roasted fish with the taste of salt all over them *drools*. While spacing out being draged threw town i almost miss how everything smells like fresh waffles. This normaly would make my mouth water but the waffle hookers have destroyed that....for now..... The closer to the docks we get everything starts to smell sickly sweet i start to panick because i cant see the normal blue of the ocean. The closer and closer we get the stronger the smell gets. Mapple starts to fill my nostrels...dread is the only thing i feal right now.

When im looking for the shower of bathroom a random waffle arm is smacking me. Getting pissed off my hair starts to stand on end and sparks fly off myself. Turning around to see who it is i attempt to shock who is attacking me. The most i get is the waffle arm starts to toast cause it is roccia smacking me. The only course of acction i can take in this situation is to TACKLE HER!!!!!!

*Count Coltello is Notte Nightbringer, Hallet is Tuono ThunderCaller, And Mysterious Stranger who shall be named in a little will play roccia Rockshaper*

"Hello Tuono here its my turn in the story"

As the waffle hookers are offering part of themselves to us my first thought is why I am covered in chocolate pudding and decide that its better to not question what I dont wana know. Deciding that taking a bite out of these hookers would be bad for my health not knowing ware they came from i attemt to find a place to clean myself off.

Pudding Filled Waffle Hookers better known as P.F.W.H consist of 1586 servings of waffles, their pudding filling is 560 servings, the bed would be over 3000 for the bed, about 1110718 Calories in total so a heart attack in a hooker. Thats assuming that she dosnt kill you for trying to eat her.

MAGICAL PINK TENTACLE VOID!!!!!!

then why did you click it?

No there is nothing wrong there just that i am unamused by this far of a discustion into pudding filled wafle hookers on a bed of dragon bile jello. it has just made me hmmm whats the proper way of saying this "losing faith in man" nono thats to small "Losing faith in sentient life forms" more fits this current topic

No No No, i would not like green eggs and ham i do not like them sam i am. Seriously tho no ty.

well i did think about it but they are to hard to come by this day and age. I mean how would i find a troll who will let me take their bogies and make pudding jello out of them?

well chocolate would be just unnverving. and tapioca would feal weird. vanila is boring. so i would go will hmmmm....dragon bile with a touch of ooze acid to give it some zing.

Well on the idea of pudding filled waffle hookers is that if you want them then it must be in a bed full of jell. the pudding will come out of the hooker as you go.