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Star Wars, The Old Republic--Lost Hope Discussion Thread

I Love HK-xx's!

I couldn't help but try to capture HK-22, he is a borther in arms after all.

  • 1 "Query: what is this location?"
  • 2 "Observation: this ship is in distress. Ready for battle."
  • 3 "Query: Is this a battle simulation? Is this unit required to use lethal or non-lethal force in the course of this simulation? This unit is particularly fond of lethal force."
  • 4 "Statement: this unit is never informed properly of changes to protocol. Clearly you are older than the usual fleshlings this unit is assigned to train. This unit will be lodging a complaint with the Jedi training committee."
  • 5 "Statement: this unit is designated HK-22, modified for Jedi combat training and tactics education. Unit has been in storage, awaiting use. Query: is battle eminent? Real battle? Excited statement: this unit is eager to see use."
  • 6 "Statement: protocols redefined. Settings now prepped for maximum violence. Excited Statement: WHEEE!"
  • 7 "Statement: internal chronometers indicate a passage of 300 year. Query: how are the fleshpots still alive? Disappointed query: DOes this mean this unit no longer is authorized to engage in mindless violence?"
  • 8 "Statement: this unit is perfectly functional. However this unit is in need of routine physical maintenance due to rusting. This unit is not pleased."
  • 9 Statement verified. Sensors report automated units moving into range, intent unknown."
  • 10 Rodese: "Statement: this unit is grateful for your assistance. This unit's best side involves grenade launchers."
  • 10 Basic: "Statement: this unit is grateful for your assistance. This unit's best side involves grenade launchers."
  • 11 "Statement: this unit is designated HK-22 and programmed to train Jedi. This unit will follow you, Troy, for now."
  • 12 "Statement: Let us proceed to the cargo hold and hope that there is mindless violence to be had. This unit specializes in violence."
  • 13 "Statement: no offense taken, meatbag."
  • 14 "Statement: INCOMING!"
  • 15 "Statement of regret: so much wasted droid life. This unit much prefers to shoot meatbags."
  • 16 (My Favorite) "Statement: moisture vaporators account for 17.6 fatalities each cycle. Don't be a statistic, meatbag."
  • 17 "Statement: Oh yes, Jedi. They were clearly displaying Droid Hostility Quotients of 17 or higher. Battle was inevitable."
  • 18 "Statement: EAT BURNING OBLIVION, RUSTBUCKETS!"

    HK-22 Voices In case I broke a link, before i had a chance to fix it.

    p.s. I also apologize I couldn't "MP3" them, I used beta software and it marked them somehow un-editable, I will resolve this programing flaw in the future.

    p.p.s. please consider this an application to be on your waiting list, meatbag.

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