Grumplejack's page

"If it was me, I'd eat him. Grumplejack likes fish!"

We'll assume Grumplejack has Fighter proficiencies.

No need for everyone to post what you buy, but whatever goes to Grumplejack do let me know, and I'll update him in Hero Lab.

"Where you want Grumplejack? I got no uniform, and I got no bow. Your orders confuse Grumplejack."

"I care"

"Yum yum, this one tasty. Save that one for you guys."

"Grumplejack smash puny guards."

So then, combat over?

Umm, ok, if you say so.

"You talking to me?"

"Will do boss!"

Seeming somewhat amused at being included in the activities and the new experience of the message spell, he responds, "Ok, got it, can you hear me?"

"Yes, Grumplejack prefer that too. So you go clear stuff out and let Grumplejack know when is safe to come out?"

"What you want Grumplejack to do?"

Can only eat so fast you know!

Grumplejack comes into the Mess Hall announcing, "Boy, you guys been busy. Grumplejack smell food through that door." He points at the door to the kitchen.

It occurs to you that it has been some time that you've had a decent meal yourselves.

"Ok, Grumplejack wait here." And he plops down in one of the cells.

Grumplejack looks to Malleck, "where you want Grumplejack?"

::burp::

"Grumplejack not eat guards before, so maybe try both ways? Grumplejack not see other ogres for long time. Grumplejack not know if alive or dead."

"Not mush too much. Grumplejack like crunchy parts too."

"Eat down guards you say?"

"You need Grumplejack taste Shade?"

And with a click Grumplejack is free. He leans over and quickly licks Solomon, "Yuck! You right! Rat man taste bad to Grumplejack. Grumplejack owe rat man a flavor for free him."

Grumplejack smiles at his play on words.

"You got name talky man? Grumplejack promise do better with you name than you do Grumplejack."

"Why not safe for you? You 'llergic to watch Grumplejack eat fat guard?"

"Grumplejack kill guards now? Especially fat guard and warden who do mean things to Grumplejack?"

Grumplejack thinks for a second, "maybe Grumplejack eat fat guard?"

"You say again for Grumplejack? Grumplejack not be slave right?"

"Yeah, Grumplejack would, but he stuck," he rattles his chains a little.

He rubs his ribs a bit, "yes, they beat Grumplejack good, but it not bring broken guards back to life," he laughs a deep guttural laugh.

"Why you want Grumplejack help? Most little 'uns always try kill Grumplejack. They scared of Grumplejack. Grumplejack not be slave to you, or anyone. But Grumplejack happy to break out. Grumplejack help smashkill many guards when break out if you let."

"They not let Grumplejack bring axe to jail. They very big hands though." Grumplejack holds up his chained hands.

The large beast hears Malleck and leans a little towards the door. He is clearly chained with some very heavy chains.

"I is Grumplejack. I is put here for death by the little 'uns. They is stupid for not just kill Grumplejack. Grumplejack kill two of them as they put in cell."