Great Old One, Cthulhu's page

I require enough of your 'votes' in this 'election ritual' in order to manifest an avatar on your planet and assimilate all life into a horrifying dreamscape of oblivion. #ReadyForCthulhu2016

Whenever someone brings up the Charisma vs. Physical Beauty issue to me, I just remind them that I'm a horrible tentacle monster and I have 34 Charisma. Then they usually die in my Unspeakable Presence...

My Unspeakably Sexy Presence...