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The new first post is worth reading for anyone who clicks in to this thread.
I...actually agree with Evil Lincoln.
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No. *sigh* Well it was a tough fight but I understand your position, thanks for trying to talk things through!
You and the Confederacy will never force the Evil Union to free our slaves, Booth, no matter how nice you are to me! ........
Please?
You better be. I'm performing a public service here. A public service? I'm so HAPPY! (+1 to Evil Lincoln's thoughts)
I have scruff! It's hard to grow a mustache when you are good...evil makes hair grow Nonetheless I have returned with my fine yet sternly worded letter to Evil Lincoln complete with a petition that has been prepared following all of the required procedures of the local authorities. So ladies and gentleman, if you are ready please use your blue or black pens to (legibly) indicate that you support my resolution to ask Evil Lincoln (sternly) to not be as "evil" as he has been. We'll have this ratified by Christmas! Can you taste the delicious democratic process at work? I know I do!
And this explains why it would require Evil John Wilkes Booth to get the job done. Why that's just...mean! You know a GOOD Lincoln might get a lot more done around here than you... See? I can be biting and sarcastic. *Ggrrrrr* Admit it, I'm wearing you down. Now back to my petition writing campaign!
No I'll "deal" with him... Lemmee see, ideas, ideas... I will write a sternly worded letter! Maybe hire a mediator so we can discuss our differences! If he gets too agitated I will get sanctions approved against him so he can't buy big shoes or tall hats or something... See? I can take care of business!
Look, I would shoot him but it seems like there may be a more non-violent method to deal with our issues. All I'm sayin...
Damn you Evil Lincoln! Damn you! |