Gnarlpaw shuffles out of the way of the detect evil....
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"Well if you'd left me with more guilty minions this wouldn't be a problem"
"Well we could try to desecrate the altar.. that would probably make it stronger. We could put our friend on it and see if they canceled each other out. Or we have a bunch of slaves downstairs that could carry it out of here and dump it somewhere in the sewer. Their souls would probably recover in time. "
"Yes, because that would be wrong..." takes out a medallion on a string "What...we need some nannies for the mutant pups. They worship the mother of monsters. It's a small tweak. Like I said, work with whats there. Not like that hack erasing everything...."
"Sigh. Now I don't get to try out my brainwashing techniques to reverse engineer them on our Steel talon here...Shame. We're going to need a lot of nannies ..."
"You have fun in there. I'm tired of looking at my liver. ick. Blood never really comes out of silk no matter how much you... "
"More than I would like her to start bleeding less than I would like her to stop bleeding me! "
"well YES but if it was easy I'd just do it and take the credit. Besides I have to get used to it if I'll be running this place don't I? "
“Be tough, what with the bad attitude and healin’.” "If it was easy I wouldn't be delegating it"
"If you could take her alive that would be great. Until I poke under her skull I have no idea if she turned willingly or snaped under torture and brain washing."
"I prefer to think of it as new and improved. "
muahahahahah
“Still people in need of savin’.” "Odd isn't it, how that never applies to us..."
...If there's something worse than HER in here I say we follow him out. I was going to raise a litter eventually...why ruin my figure.
"gnarlpaw" deadpans as only a canine can. Looking back and forth between the two. "Really?"
"We are DEFINITELY cutting back on the black milk. Better treatment for all the mothers children. A healthier diet. Walkies... maybe? " "So uh... I take it we take the milk out in buckets cause she's not good with the kids right? How much fish do we feed the cat and the dinosaur? That has to be enough for...a meal? Light snack...? Momentary distraction...."
"Once I take over yes yes you can guard the puppies like I promised. But right now, those are their baby cag...cribs. No one here is going to hurt them. Us...not so much. They'll be safe here with their uncle " to her new coattail rider Ogtemt she whispers " Make a funny face at them or regurgitate something nice for them or something to show that you're friendly. I think my new monster is brooding or nesting or whatever it is he does. "
"Gnarlpaw is delegating! New regime new word! " " They need milk and swaddling. We have 50 slaves more likely to have the first than you are on two accounts, MISTER dinosaur. And one of them has likely changed a nappy before. Trust me the tail is a PAIN and the fur..Yeah. Let them get it. Its the temple of the mother of monsters. I'm sure everyone here can deal with it, including the demons. " "Great. Now he's gone. Ogtemt! Find the next Midwife. And some cookies to celebrate my reign. " She looks at one of the three eyed pups gnawing on another one "We may be over doing it on the black milk..."
" The mother has spoken and her children rendered her judgement! Now someone get in here with a mop. And someone get in here with a nurse maid. Or a goat. Before I have one of you turned into a nanny. " "Gnarlpaw" has to wonder how many are "his". "Good kitty. Watch the tail go back and forth, back and forth.. ow ow don't swat it you still have Midwife all over it.... " bouncing gift of will on the cat again but only 2 charges.
Lotus votes for east/up, north is towards the entrance we went around.
"always knew he liked to watch..."
If I'm Gnarlpaw for real and I approve this message
"It is the mothers Lotus is pretty sure gnarlpaw wouldn't use "perogative" Will to change her mind. Why don't we let the mother decide who is chosen today? Stand aside and let her will be known, or face her directly and explain your ignorance. "
Edit: T SHIRT TIME. Lotus has never told a lie that badly in her life.
.... the dice hate me but pbththt you polyhedral gods! its still almost a 30.
Happy three legged turkey day everyone! Enjoy your mutant drumsticks
supposes that was kind of intimidaty
+2 assist
"Tired of you treating me like I don't have permission to be on the furniture. I got some new friends and I'm heading straight to the top. You can hop on now and keep your spots, get the ()*#$ out , Or I'll have the mothers chosen here tear you to bloody bits. "
Lotus' calf is both digitigrade and fuzzy, a fact which she's glad for at the moment... " Know which way the wind is blowing before you piss. I KNOW where he ROOMS are but we don't keep them chained to the wa.." "he" pauses. For all they know they DO do that here. " Ogtemt, new cult. New cult, Ogtemt. MIDWIFE, get your big knife and get out here. BEAST, drag whats left of your mess into the birthing room. " he stalks off towards the east past the cages
"WHERE IS THE MIDWIFE...someone PLEASE tell me I'm NOT the midwife... "
"If you're going to make the opportunity THAT good..." DC 16 grease on the ceiling climber :)
"Lets check out this side door here before the entire temple comes out trying to kill us..."
"Gnarlpaw" walks over nearish the pit, drawing out some jerky on the way. She tosses it down in the pit "Damn beasts can be fed on the demon goats in a minute, till then pipe down! "
Fairly certain there's about to be a bunch of Shcwarma all over the place, lotus calmly reloads her crossbow.
"Gnarlpaw" waits for akwin as well and then stares at the closes .. goat guy, raises his dagger.. and it launches a bolt at him "Oh come on whens the last time a little blood sacrifice hurt anyone. Much...."
... should not have shot him in the horn. Wow that is some.. very me damage dice
"That one, that one, and of course the one the mother has obviously blessed should return that blessing with thanks , that one " Indicating Tenebri, Betty, And Ejtehah [b] She's pretty sure Awkin shedding blood around here is going to cause a religious war.
"Tinderwick cheated them. They contested the deal and the mother granted these victory. They will be taking his place. They might be more... involved... in worship though. " "Gnarlpaw" licks his lips and looks over the group. Unsure of the gnoll's proclivities "he" doesn't linger too long on anyone in particular
"Probably six seconds of talking with the door open followed by a lot of blood and screaming. But it beats five minutes trying to break down a door. "
" There's alot of reasons to keep it. Hate. Fear. Uhmmmm Research? If you blend in with the slaves I can pretend to have made our resident reptile a pet. " Speaking of which, Gives Etjeh another shadow flanker "Watch the tail, watch it go back and forth, back and forth,....WHO IS GOOD BOY YES. "
Starts looking in "his" pockets and room for keys.
"Yeah.. someone else may want to explain this one...."
"Great. Lets get me some MORE work to do. That amateur was smashing vases you want me to put them back together like its the same thing and its not you...argh.... [b]
"When we get to the bar I'll need a full description of what the conditioning was and how you resisted it. Not the time to relieve the trauma, but at some point I'm going to have a large number of minds to painstakingly re assemble. It should be.. interesting "
"ALRIGHT CATTLE. get a snack and some water and then mill about. I don't want you passing out on me. Just a little family scuffle seeing who's in charge. Happens all the time... " "Gnarlpaw" will head back through the press and ick at whats left of the gnolls. "Got the slaves, got the Pathfinder. Anyone so interested in attending a lamasthu..ish.. lamashtite Horror show of a service that we can't take our cattle and run?"
Gnarlpaw Lotus and "Orchid" all appear opposite the gnoll Ejtehah is clawing, But ONLY to Ejtehah. Orchid and lotus have knives, Gnarlpaw gnashes with his sharp pointy teeth. Ejtehah get a +2 flanking bonus from the false flanker trick. Gnarlpaw is going to otherwise keep herding the slaves away from whatever the heck is going on over there.
"And the sheep are walking, we're walking awaaay from that, we're walking.... "
Facepaws. Andorans......
"MOVE IT SHEEP! Slowest BLEATER GOES TO THE WOLVES TONIGHT... " Lotus will move into the room and try to start leading the slaves to the north, really reallly hoping you can take a left there and that we're not supposed to squeeze through that tiny crack down south...
"go go go, she's moving slaves into the temple, we need her ALIVE if we want to figure out whats going on and we probably don't want to drag the slaves out of the temple " she gives an I'm watching hand signal to Tenibri and Ejtehah
"I will tell them to come back tomorrow. That should get them out from under tail for now " If possible lotus will head back into the next room ". I THINK we found her? or her twin or her doppleganger or her clone or..someone doing the same thing we are to ruin her reputation. Honestly even money either way for pathfinders... " Lotus is fine if that starts the fight
"It goes badly for Rascarrera. It's not the talons. It's another pack of slavers. The briar whips were eaten by our group. Now they are the eaten. These have shown they are stronger. They will take the same deal. Or do we kill them and do our own hunting? This could not happen at a worse time... "
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