Gimpy uses the opportunity to stab Chezzo and continues yelling "DIEDIEDIEDIEDIDEIDE"
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Gimpy seeing the chaos sees his chance to attack and stabs the baddie with both his swords. "DIE DIE DIE DIE!" he shrieks in glee as the blood and guts fly.
Gimpy lets out a blood curdling scream as the large burning sword takes out a chunk of his shoulder and almost severs his arm. "YOU NO HURT GIMPY! OWOWOWOWWOOWWOW" Gimpy takes a five foot step back, then swallows a potion of cure light wounds, puzzled why it's not working before he realised he forgot to uncap the bottle, so he regurgitates it up and swallows it properly again.
Gimpy sees his friends being hurted. If they are hurted, they have no way to gets him fud! He rolls behind the baddy, and stabs him in the ankle.
Gimpy skulks around, looking for tasties. He's getting bored, and is unusually upset when he realises the pantry is empty and void of food. "THEY STARVES USSSSSSSSS" he wails, digging through whatever is left, tossing junk around haphazardly and making a general racket.
Gimpy moves to the side, flanking the dog with Vidas as he does his magical quick action stabbing!
Gimpy sniffs the air, he smells the dog. Why is dog not dead? Useless tall one, does Gimpy has to do everything himself? He drops low and enters the smoke, the dog's scent gets stronger as he creeps between Vidas's legs. He sees the white teeth of the dog, and quick as a flash he drops into a roll, getting to the side of the dog. As he gets up from his roll, he draws his sword trying to stab the dog's belly and using the momentum from his roll to slash across the dog's torso.
Gimpy hears someone's voice and is immediately cautious. He drops into a low crouch, keeping to the shadows but still holding his shortswords tightly, ready to strike if the need arises.
Gimpy moves out of the smoke to stab the kitty in the back.
Gimpy attacks the kitten! Smacking it from the smoke
Sensing that his companions might that turned into delicious morsels, Gimpy hides in the shadows, then enters the smoke to watch the show.
Gimpy is bored. He runs past his companions and leaps up onto Vidas's shoulders, using his head as a platform to springboard across the room behind the rat where he lands in a graceful arc, cutting the vermin as he lands with much grace.
Gimpy thinks there might be evil stuff. He waits.
Gimpy dodges the scary colours, and while the doggie is distracted, stabs him in the gut. "Such sharp. Much blood. Wow"
Gimpy stealths over to the dog, and with a loud warcry yells out "die doggy !!"
Gimpy stops trying to eat the book momentarily, pondering what Bilgo says.
He thinks his new friend Stinky Bilgo is extremely smart, and comments "Ok. Gimpy smart Gobby. You teach Gimpy!"
Gimpy notices Bilgo scribbling in his notebook and immediately, the Goblin goes beserk. "YOU NO STEAL GIMPY'S THOUGHTS! NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!" he cries out and immediately tries to jump on Bilgo's back and yank the book out of his hands. "It's the EVIL WORDSSSSSSS!!! No! Gimpy protect Bilgo from the mind stealerrrr!"
Gimpy howls with laughter as Vidas gets hit by the modified trap. He falls over on the floor rolling around holding his sides, giggling to himself. After a while he stops and gets back to his feet, tears in his eyes. He sees Vidas snort, looking very angry and grumpy. Gimpy feels bad. He slides over to the hooman's side and tugs at Vidas shirt. With wide puppy dog eyes he looks at Vides "...Gimpy sowwyy..."
Gimpy looks at the human bean, and in his cheesiest, nicest, creepiest smile ever, says sweeetly "Ish okay now. You can go." Then he slinks back into the shadowwwwss.
Gimpy giggles gleefully, and does a strange jig as he fiddles around with the traps. He thinks it be funny to play a trick on the hooman bean, and tries to get the trap to go off in the hooman's face.
Gimpy impatiently taps his foot, as he presses his back to the wall. Slowly, he creeps up to Vidas, and declaring the human cover, he checks for traps on the door before opening it.
Gimpy is annoyed, but what Smelly says has it's merits. He tucks the whistle in his loincloth for safe keeping and draws his shortswords, just in case... Silent as death, he keeps to the shadows, almost as if vanishing into the darkness.
Gimpy awakens, still in a daze but immediately sobers up when he realizes he can't smell the yummy meats. "Where foooood?" He says, sounding awfully pitiable, as if he hadn't eaten for days. His tummy gives out a rumble in response. "Nonononononononono!" He shouts, angrily stamping on the floor.
Gimpy not notice what is going on. Gimpy is very very full, and very drunk. He begins dancing on the table, leg of lamb in one hand and chicken drumstick in the other. His pants are for some reason on his head like a hat and he's prancing up and down giggling as he shovels as much as he can into his tummy. After a while he stops, and a wave of discomfort crosses his face. As his green skin turns a shade of grey his features curl up into an unrecognizable scrunch as he lets out the biggest and stinkiest fart ever known to man. With a grin on his face he hops down from the table, and resting against one of the table legs, falls asleep.
Gimpy is attracted by the smell of roast meats, and ignoring the elf totally, he immediately goes straight for the food, running into the barrier helplessly and wailing until the elf lowers it. "Gimpy wants fud!!!!!!!!"
Gimpy giggles at Vidas, prancing around the room throwing stones while wearing a very stupid looking wig that hilariously resembles Vidas' hair. No one is sure where he found it, or why something like that was in the elves armory. "I is HOOMAN BEAN! I EXPERIMENTS ON GOBBBERS!" Gimpy mimics, and begins tossing the small rocks at Vidas "THE GOBBERS LIKE STONES THROWN AT THEM YES YES!" He continues, being generally annoying and dancing around the room. After a few minutes, Gimpy is bored of this, and proceeds to one of the torches on the wall and attempts to see if he can swallow the torch and burp out the fire. Maybe Gimpy not so smart after all.
Gimpy knows powerful Sauce-ceror when he see one, and the uglyface elf be a powerful Sock-ceror. Gimpy not sure of pronouce. His common not so very good. "What is Pill-fur? Can eats it?" Gimpy looks around hungryly, and contemplates munching on the skeleton's bone, looks like still have little meat on them. Gimpy walks to his companions and begins frisking their bodies, trying to make it look like he's shaking them awake. When he realises they are all butt-naked and has no shinies he skulks off to the armory (after placing a well-aimed kick to Vidas' head) and arms himself to the teeth with ridiculous items. After returning from the armory, he sees the elf's dissapproving gaze, and with a sigh, he returns some of the loot back where he found it, cussing and muttering under his breath.
Gimpy Pokestick
Ranged composite shortbow +9 (1d4+2/×3)
Prerequisite: Goblin, Acrobatics 1 rank. Benefit: If you are struck by a melee weapon you can
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Gimpy knows he is a goner if doggies find him, but Gimpy smart. He takes his healing poshun and swallows it, vial and all! Then rolls around in the gnomes blood and covers himself in ash. Then he slows his breathing to a bare whisper, thinking of boring swamps and pretends to be dead. He play this game with gobbers before, and gimpy good at it. Very very good.
Gimpy jumps into the fireball in order to make his reflex save. As he leaps in the air he kisses his lucky road Kersh and hopes he doesn't die.
Gimpy keeps to the shadows and bushes, slowly making his way over to the companions, trying to keep out of range of the dogsies and horsies. Hooman Beans weak and stupid, but dogses and horsies nasty-nasty.
As he arrives, he sees the human grab the gnome and toss him into the undergrowth, with a light chuckle, he reaches the group. As he arrives, Gimpy is momentarily distracted by the rain of candy, however he is not happy to see the hooman try to grab him, thankfully with his slippery ways, he manages to wrestle his way out of the human's grasp and backs up towards the undergrowth, his bow still in hand. "YOU NO TOUCH GIMPY!" The goblin calls out, then fires an arrow straight at Vidas before he runs off to join Bilgo in the undergrowth.
Gimpy doesn't like dogs. Or horses. So gimpy does what goblins does best, he runs away as quietly as he can.
Gimpy ponders what Bilgo has said, then takes a moment to frisk the corpse of the fallen farmer before heading in the direction the others went. FOR CANDIE. He says to himself.
Gimpy lets out a cackle as the first farmer is shot to the ground. While still singing his war song he bounds over to the corpse as the other farmers are sent running by the alchemists fire bomb. "Run run fast as you can,
He sings cheerfully, letting arrows fly freely. He pauses for a moment to bend over and take a bite off the dead guys finger, when he hears two horns blowing in succession. "Frnmmph!" He mutters with his mouth half full of chewed up human, as he takes aim and shoots at the guy with the horn.
Gimpy snarls as the humans charge forward. "Better run when Gimpy comes,
Quick as lightning, Gimpy pulls out a bow, and with practiced skill lets an arrow fly.
Gimpy snaps at vidas, narrowly missing his hand. "gimpy no test! You hooman bean is mean. Watch out or Gimpy gut you!" He spits in Vidas' direction then skulks over to Bilgo. "Come Smelly! Let's find shinies!"
"Wot's Pleeh-shur crazyeyes? Can I eats it?" Gimpy asks wide-eyed as he swallows the last bit of rotten pie scavanged from this morning. He begins pacing around and clutching his head, making sure no thoughts escape for it. After a few moments, sure that the coast is clear, he begin sniffing around the alchemist, trying to locate the pile of candies he fed Gimpy earlier.
Gimpy flails around pathetically as the human holds him by his waist, as he is straining to get to the map. "Directions... to... stew?" his eyes widen, as he contemplates the possibility.
"STUPID HUMAN! You no bluff Gimpy!" He retorts, trying to squirm out of Vidas' grasp.
Gimpy is taken aback by the sudden arrow, causing him to react and promptly chomp down on the human's hand, which is halfway in his mouth trying to feed him.
He sees the paper attached to the arrow and what looks like bits of "RITING" on it. "YOU NO STEAL GIMPY THOUGHTS!" The goblin yells out, and immediately tries to take the map and swallow it.
Gimpy looks around, trying to see if there are any signs of the townsfolk out to mob them, or any of the attacking Goblins. He hadn't recognized their accent or colours, and was pretty interested in knowing which group had attacked his homeground. Now where was he going to get food. "Me Gimpy." He says in broken common. The gobbers laughed at him for learning common, but he was smarts goblin, yes yes. He looks at his companions and jabs a finger at them, deciding to give them goblin names. "Stewstealer," he points to the human, "Tastee" he points at Bilgo and with a slight grin on his face he declares Lep to be "Crazyeyes".
Gimpy's ears pick up at the sound of the goblin-song. With a cackle he grabs the nice-gnome's hand, and takes off for the front gate, singing along the way : Gimpy smart, and Gimpy quick!
Gimpy having bad day. Gimpy just wanted to eat tasties, and now he got caught by short gnomeses, being pinned under a heap of bodies in the ruckus. Knowing that tallies were jealous of the awesomeness that was Goblins, they would catch and skin him if they caught him. So Gimpy bravely runs away!
He wriggles out of the mass of shouting, looking eagerly for somewhere to hide. After thinking for a moment, he decides, WHAT THE HECK. and leaps onto the human that stole his stew, trying to ride his shoulders and bonk him over the head with his sack of snacks.
"YOU NO TAKE STEW!" Gimpy says, harmlessly battering away at the alchemist. After getting a few good hits in, he leaps off the human and runs and hides behind the fortuneteller gnome. Grinning up at him, he says "Me Gimpy. Strongest, Bravest, Stinkiest of all Goblins!"
Gimpy leaps back as he sees the colours dancing across the crowd, rendering some of the people unconscious. The gnome was one of those -Magicky-shuns. He could cast Meh-jick. Meh-jick was dangerous, and magicky-shuns were evil, they stole the words from your head and kept it in paper. Gimpy would have to be very careful. Sneaky sneaky Gimpy. He hid behind one of the carts, sticking his head out gingerly trying to avoid the combat. He put his hand to his waist, brushing over the dagger at his belt, it's weight reassuring at his side. With a cry of anguish he leaps to a closer stand, as he sees the Gnome snatch back the bowl of stew and gobble it down. That be Gimpy's dessert! So annoyed at the morning's proceedings, he failed to notice that he had ended up directly underneath the "fortune teller's" stand, and the gnarly gnome was staring at him.
Gimpy not very happy. First, the gnome he was stalking was taken away by crazy human. Two, human even took the gnome's stew! That was to be Gimpy's dessert! With a bunch of rags covering his small frame, Gimpy crept out of the alleyway. The town was bustling with people from all walks of life, and because Gimpy so very,very small, it'd be easy to hide amongst their feet. If needed, he'd make a quick dash and leap into the sewers. He eyes the crowd, looking for discarded chickens or scraps of food fallen to the ground. Tasties for Gimpy. As he scans the area, he sees the Gnome and human, best to start there!
More gnomeses!
Gimpy Pokestick
Prerequisite: Goblin, Acrobatics 1 rank. Benefit: If you are struck by a melee weapon you can
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Gimpy Pokestick is brave goblin. He be the bravest, baddest, meanest and stinkiest of all smellygoblins in Sandpoint. Actually, he be the only goblin in Sandpoint. Other goblins got eaten by doggies. Mean doggies. Gimpy smart, and Gimpy quick. That's why no nasty dogs eat Gimpy. Gimpy too fast for dogses and hooman beans. Gimpy small, dissappear into thin air! Gimpy so smelly when he living in sewers, nobody knows. Except for the ratsies. Gimpy eats ratsies, but like eat other meatses more. Gimpy ate a gnome once. Tasty. Gimpy licks his lucky toad, Kersh, as he hides in the shadows, sneaking up to the surface. Big party in Sandypoint. Gimpy like parties, many foodses. Stupid twolegs waste all the good food, throw in on the floor and let it roll around in the mud, but they throw it away! They stupid twolegs, muddy raw meatses is tasty. Gimpy comes out from the sewers, in his favorite alleyway. He digs around the trash, finding a half drunk bottle of ale left over from the previous night and gulps it down, letting off a satisfied BELCH. Gimpy takes out his pokestick, and about to stab a small kitten when he sees someone walk through the alley - It be stupid three-fingers! Gimpy dives into the dumpster, watching as stupid three-fingers enters a nearby store. Maybe gimpy can score free fud. He thinks, and follows the gnome, noticing a small label sewn onto the underside of the Gnome's robes - Bilgo Firefingers. |