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I had a great time and I enjoyed threatening to hurt the Decimvirate. It made my Society career complete... Great job, GM!

"Call him the Master of Survival. Should fit his motive and his ability to get out of anything alive." Gerdur mutters.

"Torch meant well, even if he was a jerk at times. But then, I imagine we're all jerks sometimes." Gerdur mutters. "Give it to Torch. Watch him closer this time, but if he proves true, he'll be an asset."

Gerdur hefts his hammer. "You?!? You fools think you can pass judgement?!? You damned idiots harbored a servant of the Whispering Tyrant among you FOR YEARS and YOU THINK YOU'RE FIT TO PASS JUDGEMENT?!? I ought to bash your damn heads in and start over! You're just jesters in masks, too full of your own importance to see the damage you cause, FEH! I'm done with your masks and your judgement and your marionette games!" Gerdur punctuates each statement with a whack as the earthbreaker hits his callused hand, and finally points it at each of the Decimvirate members. "I say you have no power to judge anyone."

Player Name: JamesMartin
Character Name: Gerdur
PFS #: 1904-10
Day Job: Profession (shrubber) 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (17) + 9 = 26

Gerdur shrugs. "Ain't harmed me much. If he did, can't say I blame him. My body's more scar than flesh these days. If he can retire happy, might as well let him. Might need his brains again some day."

Gerdur shrugs, sets down his hammer and puts on the helm.

Gerdur grunts, comes back to himself and raises his adamantine earthbreaker over the helm. "Smash it?"

Gerdur takes a five foot step, feeling the rage inside him grow!

HP 262/242 HP

He swings at the newly green Vahlo!

+1 furious ghost touch disruption adm. earthbreaker with Power Attack: 1d20 + 21 + 3 ⇒ (8) + 21 + 3 = 32 for 1d10 + 28 + 3 ⇒ (10) + 28 + 3 = 41 damage plus 1d6 ⇒ 4 sonic!
+1 furious ghost touch disruption adm. earthbreaker with Power Attack: 1d20 + 16 + 3 ⇒ (15) + 16 + 3 = 34 for 1d10 + 28 + 3 ⇒ (5) + 28 + 3 = 36 damage plus 1d6 ⇒ 4 sonic!
+1 furious ghost touch disruption adm. earthbreaker with Power Attack: 1d20 + 11 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 11 + 3 = 18 for 1d10 + 28 + 3 ⇒ (9) + 28 + 3 = 40 damage plus 1d6 ⇒ 6 sonic!

If he's reptilian or goblinoid, add a +1 to the attack roll!

Temp HP: 2d10 + 12 ⇒ (5, 3) + 12 = 20 Thanks, Jack!

Gerdur lets out a disgusted noise of anger when the undead menace begins to reform. "Why won't these things stay dead like they're supposed to?!?"

He grips his hammer and casts stoneskin on himself.

Gerdur frowns and grips his earthbreaker. "What nonsense is this?!?"

Init: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (9) + 8 = 17

Gerdur stands up and brushes himself off. "Damned magic. Always makes things complicated. At least the false Decimvirate is dead. And that damned daemon. What now?"

Gerdur screams again in incoherent rage and continues to smash that Daemon!

PA: 1d20 + 21 + 5 ⇒ (3) + 21 + 5 = 29 for 1d10 + 28 + 5 ⇒ (7) + 28 + 5 = 40 plus 1d6 ⇒ 3 sonic damage!
PA: 1d20 + 16 + 5 ⇒ (16) + 16 + 5 = 37 for 1d10 + 28 + 5 ⇒ (7) + 28 + 5 = 40 plus 1d6 ⇒ 1 sonic damage!
PA: 1d20 + 11 + 5 ⇒ (12) + 11 + 5 = 28 for 1d10 + 28 + 5 ⇒ (4) + 28 + 5 = 37 plus 1d6 ⇒ 4 sonic damage!

I forgot my +5 to attack and damage from Jack, as well as the 1d6 ⇒ 1 sonic damage!

Gerdur cries out in RAGE and flies/charges the daemon!

Charge, negative levels, Power attack: 1d20 + 21 - 5 + 2 ⇒ (17) + 21 - 5 + 2 = 35 for 1d10 + 28 ⇒ (3) + 28 = 31 Holy Adamantine damage plus expending a 3rd level spell slot to add 3d6 ⇒ (3, 4, 6) = 13 force damage to the charge!

Gerdur cries out in anger and leaps from the roof, his wings unfolding as he goes! He attacks the daemon first!

Earthbreaker! Power attacking: 1d20 + 21 ⇒ (13) + 21 = 34 for 1d10 + 28 ⇒ (10) + 28 = 38 damage! Evil Outsider bonus: 1d6 ⇒ 4 damage and counts as Good!

Gerdur shakes himself to clear his head. "Yeah, tower."

Gerdur shrugs. "Who gets the ward against death? Seems like greenskins thought it would be useful."

"Heh, surrender and arrangement sound an awful lot alike. I say let 'em go. Let's get to Vahlo." Gerdur laughs and shrugs.

Gerdur shoulders his hammer. "Talk then."

"Hmmmph. Not liking this smoke." Gerdur mutters.

He strides forward into the room, earthbreaker ready. He casts cloak of winds on himself! (DC 15)

Initiative: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (7) + 8 = 15

Gerdur follows, his earthbreaker held up and ready to smash.

"Nice wings. I have some, too." Gerdur offers.

"Yes, who could have predicted the place we need to go is also the place that is literally on fire..." Gerdur mutters.

"Show me where to hit, and I'll smash this Zurnzal fellow into paste. I'll take some of that fire proofing, thanks." Gerdur adds.

"Sounds like a plan. Let's hit things." Gerdur grunts, nodding at Jack's obviously better planning skills.

"I can fly there and back soon enough, if you want to put out the fire." Gerdur grunts.

Perception: 1d20 + 19 ⇒ (11) + 19 = 30 "There's a third group of meatbags over there!" Gerdur grunts and gestures. He then proceeds to beat the group at hand!

Full attack PA Damage!: 3d10 + 57 ⇒ (5, 1, 2) + 57 = 65

"Do it!" Gerdur grunts. As soon as he's there, he grins at the mob and thwacks his hammer in his hand. "This is gonna hurt you. A lot."

Damage, Power Attacking: 1d10 + 19 ⇒ (10) + 19 = 29

"Ha ha! This is fun!" Gerdur calls from underneath mounds of undead remains.

Gerdur flies into the middle of the thing and lays about him with his earthbreaker, happily screaming high pitched obscenities as he does.

"We ought to get that halfling a minder. Between dying and brain damage, she's unlucky. Let's kill a blob."

"What broke the halfling?" Gerdur asks in an undertone.

"Let's check out laser focus guy. Ain't right to be in a place no one ought to be. Unless it's us. Then it's okay. For reasons." Gerdur grunts and hefts his hammer.

Gerdur shrugs. "Lodge is on fire once a year, usually around summer. Just early this year."

"Blob of bodies. Pathfinders moving stuff. Someone messin' about with Center House." He calls down.

Gerdur concentrates for a moment and heavenly angel wings unfold from his back. He takes two immense wing beats and flies to the top of the gate, looking over.

MEAT.

"Discreet isn't really my strong point. Jack, you tell me who to kill. I'll kill 'em dead, or undead. My hammer's set for ghostly or undead foes. We'll send 'em to Pharasma proper."

"I have a hammer. Opens any door if you've got enough time and collateral damage." Gerdur grunts, patting his adamantine earthbreaker affectionately.

"Don't go to Mediogalti Island. Nothing but bugs and eyes and body swaps and shoe fetishes." Gerdur grunts.

Gerdur shrugs. "Shoanti teach us to accept things as they are, not as we wish they was. Masked men? I just fought a weirdo made of eyes. What's a guy in a mask to that?"

"We're Pathfinders. If we weren't manipulated by blokes in masks, I wouldn't know what to do." Gerdur philosophizes.

"Wisp works for me. Ale's good and the atmosphere is... well, thick." Gerdur grunts.

I have spent my loot on upgrading my Belt of Physical Perfection from +2 to +4, so after much accounting, I believe I am good to go.

Gerdur sighs and heaves himself to his feet. He looks tired. "Aye, let's finish this properly."

Boon?: 1d20 ⇒ 8

James Martin
Gerdur Kneebiter
1904-10
Grand Lodge
Regular
Profession Shrubber: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (8) + 9 = 17

Gerdur lets out a cry of surprise as he appears next to "Luna". He grits his teeth and begins swinging, starting with Green and going counter-clockwise if any of them fall.

Raging, PA, Hasted, Good Hope, Inspired: 1d20 + 20 + 2 + 3 + 1 ⇒ (16) + 20 + 2 + 3 + 1 = 42 for 1d10 + 24 + 3 ⇒ (9) + 24 + 3 = 36 damage plus 1d6 ⇒ 5 sonic damage!
Raging, PA, Hasted, Good Hope, Inspired: 1d20 + 20 + 2 + 3 + 1 ⇒ (18) + 20 + 2 + 3 + 1 = 44 for 1d10 + 24 + 3 ⇒ (8) + 24 + 3 = 35 damage plus 1d6 ⇒ 1 sonic damage!
Raging, PA, Hasted, Good Hope, Inspired: 1d20 + 15 + 2 + 3 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 15 + 2 + 3 + 1 = 25 for 1d10 + 24 + 3 ⇒ (10) + 24 + 3 = 37 damage plus 1d6 ⇒ 1 sonic damage!
Raging, PA, Hasted, Good Hope, Inspired: 1d20 + 10 + 2 + 3 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 10 + 2 + 3 + 1 = 18 for 1d10 + 24 + 3 ⇒ (7) + 24 + 3 = 34 damage plus 1d6 ⇒ 4 sonic damage!