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What's a G4?

(this common question is a little bit of why it died)

Gary.

Gary.

I'm talkin pedicure on our toes toes
Tryin on all our clothes clothes
Boys blowin' up our phones phones

Drop top and playin' our favorite CD's
Goin up to the parties
Tryna get a little bit tipsy

Gary!

I'm talking about everybody getting crunk, crunk
Boys tryin' to touch my junk, junk
Gonna smack him if he getting too drunk, drunk

Now, now, we go until they kick us out, out
Or the police shut us down, down
Police shut us down, down
Po-po shut us

G-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g
Gary

Yeah!

Wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy
(Hey, what up girl?)
Grab my glasses, I'm out the door, I'm gonna hit this city
(Let's go)
Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack
'Cause when I leave for the night, I ain't coming back!

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I mean...umm...

Gary.

Ggggaaarrrryyyyy

Gary!

The life span of a Gary Clone is only 40 years. TLW arrives sometime in 2277...
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I mean... Gary.

Waits in a dark corner of the common room with a sniper rifle for Gary to wander by.

Garrry!!

Gary!

Gary? Gare-bear?

Gary...Garygarygary.

Gary.

Gary?

[sob] Oh, my poor, poor brothers![/sob]