Fishstick's page

*bumps into wall of fishbowl*

*drowns*

I've been keeping the place well-decorated.

*keeps stacking pellets on the bottom of the fishbowl*

*catches on fire*

JMD031 reassures all of the fishbowl that he remains in charge until the return of Mr. Fishy.

*pours flakes into bowl*

*chokes on a flake*

JMD031 reassures all of the fishbowl that he remains in charge until the return of Mr. Fishy.

*pours flakes into bowl*

*chokes on a flake*

*tries to eat plastic castle in fishbowl*

*chokes on a pebble*

Did somebody say fish stick?

*bumps into wall of fishbowl*

*bumps into the side of his fishbowl*

*sizzles*

*pees*

*flops, but does not cook*
*starts to suffocate out of water*

*flops*

Jump here, fish! I'll help you!

*jumps into a bowl of breadcrumbs*

*bumps into the side of his fishbowl*

*gets caught on a stick*

*gets lost in his own fishbowl*

Fishstick bets on Mr T. Fishstick always bets on Mr T.

*bumps into the fishbowl*

*chokes on a pebble*

*gets trapped in the pie*

Come back to fishbowl, Little Fishy. Big Fishy feels strangely like he belongs here, except here is way too dry.

*twitches and flops back to fishbowl*

*twitches and flops on the ground*

*puts a party hat on upside-down*

*pees in the fishbowl*

*tail slaps nothing at all*

*falls upside down*

*squirms*

:::Drops a tendril in the fish bowel:::

Wonder what I can eat out of here...

Tasty worm!

*bumps into the wall of the fishtank*

Ow.

*nibbles on some birdseed*

*pees*

Freehold DM wrote:

In other news, I am STARVING and have no idea what to eat. Maybe sushi? Given that my wife took some money out of the account this morning to her nails with a friend, that may be a bit pricey right now... Mebbe a fish sandwich might be a more economical idea.

Is there a petshop nearby? Goldfish are cheap.

I'm cheap.

*bumps into the wall of his fishbowl*

*gets stuck in the skull*

I have an IQ of 300, because I only eat a SPECIAL breed of fish. They're called Fishsticks.

You ate my tail.

*gets stuck in the filter*

Is that oatmeal?

*finds a little leftover oatmeal and eats it*

Thanks!

*bumps into aquarium wall, but is protected by all his gear*

*helmet shifts over his eyes*

It's dark in here.

Aberzombie dearly wishes it would all stop. Just for a little while.

*looks at Aberzombie blankly*

...

*farts a little*

*chews on a pebble*

Ooh, is it a present?

It is no such thing! But it is lemon butter and garlic in a cast iron skillet.

Mmmm.

Butter.

I like oatmeal.

*tries to use a jump rope underwater*

I think it's broken...

*tries to eat the aquarium filter*

CourtFool wrote:

Yankee Poodle wrote:

Nah, he's not humping anything.

It is possible he is not capable of humping. I would not deny him honorary poodle status just because he is differently abled.

Well, he is capable of Bumping. That's close.

*bumps into the wall of the aquarium, but the helmet protects him from injury*

*drops pebbles into fishbowl to raise water level*

*swallows a pebble*

HACK!

HACK!

*swallows it again*

Oatmeal next time, please.

Fishstick wrote:

*swims around trying to catch his own tailfin*

*sneaks into the thread* Hi Fishstick! There's a game that both of us could enjoy. It's called "jump onto the sandwich bread". Do you see this bread that I'm holding? Jump out of your water and see if you can land onto the bread. It'll be fun!

I'm not supposed to talk to strangers.

*continues chasing tailfin*

*swims around trying to catch his own tailfin*

Those doggies look funny. They're all climbing on that skull.