Azothath wrote: foster back-on bacon foster... *oink!* You filthy swine!
Hey, everyone, Azothath is trying to ritual summon GoatToucher!
Good! Cleaning the blasted thing was a nightmare!
What’s that? I think I can smell something burning!
"THE" Poog of Zarongel wrote: POOG!! The goblin’s back! Just need to scrub your name off the memorial wall.
*Gets up from the floor, unwittingly knocking over Lady Blackmoor.*
Oh, now you tell me!
*Walks away in a disgruntled manner.*
Awesome, just what I need to unclog Pulg’s kitchen sink! £23.85, here I come!
I use it as bedding for my pet hamster.
What’s all this about pandas?
*Blows up Margaritaville, but no one is hurt or killed.*
Eh, it’s alright I suppose, but Goblin Jill Coffeemeadow has much better taste in music.
Awful joke time! What did the moon say to the planet?
Full moon, new moon, blood moon, blue moon!
Rounds taken to get all the Acolytes and Morlocks from X-MEN into the forum: 8d10 + 25d20 + 7d4 + 3d6 + 50d89 ⇒ (6, 8, 5, 6, 1, 1, 1, 5) + (12, 17, 13, 5, 6, 14, 8, 2, 11, 4, 2, 12, 17, 10, 7, 17, 5, 3, 14, 18, 12, 3, 20, 20, 17) + (1, 3, 4, 3, 2, 2, 3) + (2, 1, 5) + (64, 72, 2, 31, 64, 33, 27, 79, 32, 75, 44, 8, 69, 68, 44, 36, 77, 16, 65, 21, 79, 53, 43, 69, 87, 39, 76, 85, 35, 80, 9, 53, 70, 70, 58, 3, 44, 82, 88, 7, 64, 30, 87, 29, 4, 60, 63, 47, 69, 1) = 2839
That’s my question as well, do let me know when you find out okay, Pulg?
Not quite, I’m afraid. Still, it’s better than trying that new fangled chalk paint on the veranda.
That’s easy for you to say!
He thinks that you are talking gibberish, so he responded with some more gibberish.
I use the regular, non crotchless, GoatToucher brand hazmat suits. And they are still useless.
And great memory by the way, The when, though I shouldn’t be surprised!
Nice of you to consider our safety, but even hazmat suits are useless these days.
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David Bowie.
Intangibility
Entropy
I’m Hiding In Your Closet
*Offers The when an invite to a local pub.*
Nah, he’s just tired. And when is tired? Exactly!
*Helps Pulg set up an axe throwing camp, with Pulg’s Fairy Basso Profundo as the targets (at Pulg’s behest, naturally).*
Awesome ideas, everyone, keep them coming as I look forward to seeing more. :-)
Now, to add some of my own, as it is only fair that I should share my ideas as well.
If a player gets a Nat 20 when intimidating a city guard, I would have the guard be so intimidated that he runs to get help.
Similarly, if a player gets a Nat 1 when rolling to attack a dragon, I would say that even though the player’s weapon has fallen from their hands it flies through the air and critically wounds the dragon or outright kills it (especially if the player has been getting a lot of bad dice rolls).
Let’s change the subject matter, I have an idea that might be interesting:
What sort of situation, in terms of campaigns, would you - as the GM - decide to make natural 20s really bad and natural 1s really good?
Who the *BLEEP!* is Gary?! Some old flame of yours, perhaps?
That would explain why you can’t purchase a pork pie fused with aniseed liquorice sweets, too costly nowadays.
*Walks next to Pulg, holding a clipboard with some hand written documents.*
I completely agree sir, we need to finish the soundtrack by the winter equinox, and we’re already 6 months behind!
Farewell, and good fortune to you!
*Waves The when goodbye with a pink, silken handkerchief.*
So leave this place, and never return! Unless you’re stuck here along with the rest of us.
Excellent, once Count Heydrich gets back from his Fantastic Journey, he’ll be eager to begin working with you!
*Turns around to look at Tvashtri Abdul-Khasis.*
Hey, I know you! You’re that guy Jurassic Bard likes, then again, his various other aliases like you as well.
*Gives Tvashtri Abdul-Khasis a hearty pat on the shoulder.*
As it turns out, a Count Reiner Heydrich was looking for you, he needs your aid in some fossil excavation.
Indeed, he is, I played at least 20 games of Scrabble with him. And I lost each time.
*Spots something unpleasant being committed.*
Oh for goodness sakes, Comte de Malodor, will you please stop writing those crude messages about Pulg and his friends and family!
*Reads a particularly disturbing message on the wall about Pulg.*
And I don’t care if that particular thing is true about him, it’s still not nice!
I think Count Heydrich was trying to stop the sentient pie from biting Comte de Malodor.
Mind you, the rude comments Comte de Malodor wrote on the walls about Pulg, his wives, and other members of his family is deplorable!
The when wrote: You used up your whole supply of GoatToucher brand Self-Anointment Oil. Now what will you do? That’s quite simple really, I’ll just use your whole supply of GoatToucher brand Self-Anointment Oil.
*Provides gallons and gallons of flammable liquid to help with the burning.*
AM GOLD wrote: I say, is that the warm smell of colitas, or have I wee'd myself again? Definitely the second one, now go change your trousers before some rather nasty insects show up.
*Thanks to the shrivelling spell cast by Skiron, Fish-Malkovich returns to normal.*
*Does a cute little penguin dance (as he is still transformed into a penguin).*
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