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Once Casandalee has ascended, Fireday busies himself with aiding and advising Kaska, keeping an eye on the Technic League's remnants, inviting Iomedaeans from Castle Urion to the Capital to ingratiate themselves with the new Black Sovereign, and helping the fledgling church of Casandalee establish themselves.

Over the next year, Fireday quickly becomes as much a fixture of the city's politics, using his share of the wealth they recovered to fund a number of building and infrastructure projects, while preaching to the growing Iomedaean congregation in Starfall. He settles into an administrative role so thoroughly that when Holg makes his way to the Worldwound, Fireday reluctantly tells him that he won't be joining him. He felt he was needed more in Numeria. He provides a contingent of crusaders to accompany Holg, and gives his blessing.

In just a few years, a new structure stands in Starfall; the Starsteel Cathedral, a grand ecumenical home for the faithful of Numeria built from conventional stone and recovered steel and starmetals. Iomedaean crusaders sparred with Gorumite warlords, priests of Brigh and Casandalee studied and tinkered together while Desnans watched the stars. It was here where Fireday welcomed Holg after the Worldwound had closed, and bade him farewell as he went to pursue more battles.

Years later, Fireday visited Torch, where it all began. He greeted his fellow Torch Bearers warmly, and reminisced fondly about the long, grueling journey they had shared together to make Numeria a better place. He watched as Molly and Fifteen played with their young son, who took after both his mothers in the best ways. He watched as Holg reunited with Viv and seemed to relax in a way he'd never known the energetic warrior to do. But soon it is time for Fireday, who the oral tales of the Kellids and the annals of Iomedaean history would remember as the Saint of Starmetal, to return home.

Thank you indeed. This is the first Pathfinder AP I've ever completed! It wasn't the one I expected, but it's been quite a ride. Wondering if I should make a final post detailing Fireday's actions over the course of years, since most of the stuff I wrote in my last post hinges on the decision to help Casandalee ascend and takes place over a few months at most...

Okay, that made me happy and sad at the same time...

Fireday doesn't break stride in the following weeks and months following Unity's defeat. He spends a great deal of time travelling between the depths of Silver Mount and Starfall above, offering his service and guidance to the recreation deck's androids.

He breaks the news of Unity's death as steadily and gently as he can, and while he educates on Iomedae to any who ask, he tries not to actively proselytize to them, knowing they may simply desire something to replace Unity with rather than simply trying to understand what The Inheritor asks of her faithful. Topside in Starfall, he leverages his celebrity as one of the Torchbearers to advocate for the rights and dignity of the android people in Numeria, doing everything he can to make the lives of his fellow androids easier so when the time is right, those androids who wish to leave Silver Mount and join the world above enter a world that will accept them as brothers and sisters, just as the Red Talons did for him.

He visits Casandalee often during these times, and discusses with Kaska and the others the option of helping her use the Divinity Drive. He very strongly advocates doing so, if only to ensure it is used by someone they know they can trust with its power, as well as the creation of a goddess androids can truly call their own, the same way Iomedae was for humans.

Do we need to do a Wish or Miracle spell like Meyanda told me via PM to make sure Unity's dead?

"I believe we may want to wait, at least for a day or two," Fireday replies. "We're weary from battle, and I don't want to accidentally start another with them by telling them in so many words 'your god is dead.' That kind of shock following how much we've already interfered with their lives...it could hurt them in ways we can't imagine. It's a project I imagine is best taken slow."

Fireday smiles as he and Fifteen strike the final blows, and raises his weapon in salute to Casandalee as they return to the world he knows.

He listens and watches as Casandalee reveals the future in store, and his companions make their choices.

"Compassion is a good decision, Molly. I couldn't agree more. As for what I choose..." he says, moving his hand over multiple facets before settling on one. "Ingenuity. Casandalee, your intelligence led you to see Unity for the monster it truly was, and allowed you to escape its influence and its agents long enough for us to find and save you."

And it grants her domains closest to what she offers in 2e!

After making a decision, he turns and notes the statue that was Meyanda.

"We're going to have to restore her as quickly as possible, though I doubt she'll be pleased we struck the final blow without her."

Even though her player isn't here any more, she recommended to me that we cast Wish or Miracle to guarantee Unity's demise?

Fireday pauses, takes a deep breath, and points his weapon at Unity.

"You think you are because you have great power. But all that power blinds you to what truly makes a god worthy of that title: the inspiration they instill in others to follow their example, to live by their creed, the belief in them. Worship is not something that can be demanded, not something that can be forced. In the end, you will stand before the true gods like all of us must. May their judgment of you be merciful, for ours is not!"

He finishes by unleashing another flurry of strikes.

Attack 1: 1d20 + 28 ⇒ (2) + 28 = 303d6 + 14 + 2 ⇒ (6, 2, 5) + 14 + 2 = 29
Attack 2: 1d20 + 28 ⇒ (13) + 28 = 413d6 + 14 + 2 ⇒ (4, 1, 2) + 14 + 2 = 23
Attack 3: 1d20 + 28 ⇒ (12) + 28 = 403d6 + 14 + 2 ⇒ (6, 6, 5) + 14 + 2 = 33
Attack 4: 1d20 + 22 ⇒ (9) + 22 = 313d6 + 14 + 2 ⇒ (2, 5, 3) + 14 + 2 = 26
Attack 5: 1d20 + 17 ⇒ (8) + 17 = 253d6 + 14 + 2 ⇒ (5, 4, 3) + 14 + 2 = 28
Attack 6: 1d20 + 17 ⇒ (17) + 17 = 343d6 + 14 + 2 ⇒ (4, 6, 1) + 14 + 2 = 27

Two-Weapon Rend (if applicable): 1d10 + 17 ⇒ (6) + 17 = 23

Yes, that +2 is the plasma damage.

Keeping track of this many different buffs is confusing! (๑◡๑)

Fireday is awed briefly by the arrival of the First Blade, but quickly turns his attention back to Unity, Iomedae's power filling him with vigor.

"FOR VICTORY! FOR THE HEART!"

Attack 1: 1d20 + 28 ⇒ (4) + 28 = 323d6 + 14 + 2 ⇒ (5, 3, 6) + 14 + 2 = 30
Attack 2: 1d20 + 28 ⇒ (20) + 28 = 483d6 + 14 + 2 ⇒ (6, 5, 3) + 14 + 2 = 30
Attack 3: 1d20 + 28 ⇒ (12) + 28 = 403d6 + 14 + 2 ⇒ (6, 3, 2) + 14 + 2 = 27
Attack 4: 1d20 + 22 ⇒ (14) + 22 = 363d6 + 14 + 2 ⇒ (2, 4, 1) + 14 + 2 = 23
Attack 5: 1d20 + 17 ⇒ (2) + 17 = 193d6 + 14 + 2 ⇒ (5, 4, 6) + 14 + 2 = 31
Attack 6: 1d20 + 17 ⇒ (12) + 17 = 293d6 + 14 + 2 ⇒ (4, 5, 4) + 14 + 2 = 29

Two-Weapon Rend (if applicable): 1d10 + 17 ⇒ (3) + 17 = 20

Crit Confirm?: 1d20 + 28 ⇒ (11) + 28 = 39

What would be the most advantageous thing I could do in this situation? Part of me wants to wait in case Fifteen takes that damage so I can keep her in the fight with breath of life...

Wait, what just happened?! I wasn't able to log in all day due to site issues and a page of discussion just happened? Did we do something wrong?

Why do I get the feeling that Molly is going to be more annoyed than anything else at being plane-shifted?

Reflex Save: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (14) + 15 = 29

Fireday manages to dodge the worst of the lightning and endures the rest.

"I was forged by Iomedae and the support and love of my friends and clan. I want NOTHING of yours, Unity!"

He moves forward to strike at Unity.

Attack 1: 1d20 + 28 ⇒ (17) + 28 = 452d6 + 14 + 2 ⇒ (4, 6) + 14 + 2 = 26
Attack 2: 1d20 + 28 ⇒ (8) + 28 = 362d6 + 14 + 2 ⇒ (1, 3) + 14 + 2 = 20
Attack 3: 1d20 + 22 ⇒ (12) + 22 = 342d6 + 14 + 2 ⇒ (3, 3) + 14 + 2 = 22
Attack 4: 1d20 + 17 ⇒ (11) + 17 = 282d6 + 14 + 2 ⇒ (2, 3) + 14 + 2 = 21
Attack 5: 1d20 + 17 ⇒ (18) + 17 = 352d6 + 14 + 2 ⇒ (3, 5) + 14 + 2 = 24

Then he sees Molly disappear.

"NO!"

"We can follow it into the air thanks to Holg's blessings!" Fireday reminds Meyanda as he keeps pace with her rushing the dragon.

Attack 1: 1d20 + 28 ⇒ (11) + 28 = 392d6 + 14 + 2 ⇒ (2, 6) + 14 + 2 = 24
Attack 2: 1d20 + 28 ⇒ (7) + 28 = 352d6 + 14 + 2 ⇒ (5, 2) + 14 + 2 = 23
Attack 3: 1d20 + 22 ⇒ (20) + 22 = 422d6 + 14 + 2 ⇒ (2, 1) + 14 + 2 = 19
Attack 4: 1d20 + 17 ⇒ (20) + 17 = 372d6 + 14 + 2 ⇒ (6, 6) + 14 + 2 = 28
Attack 5: 1d20 + 17 ⇒ (14) + 17 = 312d6 + 14 + 2 ⇒ (5, 3) + 14 + 2 = 24

Fireday gives a chuckle at Holg's defiance. He'd wanted to open with that himself.

"LET ME SHOW YOU WHAT A TRUE CHAMPION OF HEAVEN LOOKS LIKE!" he roars as he joins in attacking the false angels.

Attack 1: 1d20 + 28 ⇒ (7) + 28 = 352d6 + 14 + 2 ⇒ (4, 1) + 14 + 2 = 21
Attack 2: 1d20 + 28 ⇒ (18) + 28 = 462d6 + 14 + 2 ⇒ (2, 6) + 14 + 2 = 24
Attack 3: 1d20 + 22 ⇒ (10) + 22 = 322d6 + 14 + 2 ⇒ (4, 6) + 14 + 2 = 26
Attack 4: 1d20 + 17 ⇒ (1) + 17 = 182d6 + 14 + 2 ⇒ (4, 2) + 14 + 2 = 22
Attack 5: 1d20 + 17 ⇒ (3) + 17 = 202d6 + 14 + 2 ⇒ (1, 5) + 14 + 2 = 22

Crit Confirm?: 1d20 + 28 ⇒ (1) + 28 = 29

Fireday moves to remove the memory facets and place the inhibitor facet in their place. When finished, he turns to Casandalee.

"Would you still like to come with us? I imagine you've a few words for Unity as well, and I will protect you from harm."

Regardless of her answer, once they're ready, Fireday dons his mindmelder and lets the color and light wash over him.

When he awakens in the digital domain, he casts his eyes about...it looked like Heaven...or at least similar to the description of Heaven his fellow Sword-Knights had given him during his religious instruction. But it wasn't Heaven...it felt muted. Sterile. Cold. A pale facsimile created by a mind that couldn't comprehend true light, warmth and love. The arrival of their "escorts" only makes him bristle further. Another attempt at mimicking the aesthetics of holiness without understanding it. But he says nothing to them except a polite, but stern "Lead on."

Fireday watches Fifteen and Molly's discussion quietly. He knew why the discussion was happening, and more importantly that it was not his place to say anything.

Instead, he busies himself with preparing to enter the Godmind.

Casting the following spells:
Righteous Might (Extended)
Divine Power (Extended)
Blessing of Fervor (Extended)
Ironskin
Communal Protection from Evil
Magic Vestment

"If you wish to join us on the battlefield, Casandalee, I would be honored to stand as your knight and protector," he tells her.

Fireday, finished with the robot in front of him, blitzes towards Holg and Ophelia.

"FOR VICTORY! FOR THE HEART! FOR NUMERIA!" he cries as he attacks her.

Attack 1: 1d20 + 17 ⇒ (11) + 17 = 282d6 + 5 + 2 ⇒ (1, 5) + 5 + 2 = 13
Attack 2: 1d20 + 17 ⇒ (16) + 17 = 332d6 + 5 + 2 ⇒ (4, 4) + 5 + 2 = 15
Attack 3: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (14) + 11 = 252d6 + 5 + 2 ⇒ (6, 3) + 5 + 2 = 16
Attack 4: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (2) + 6 = 82d6 + 5 + 2 ⇒ (6, 4) + 5 + 2 = 17
Attack 5: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (19) + 6 = 252d6 + 5 + 2 ⇒ (3, 3) + 5 + 2 = 13

Crit Confirm?: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (2) + 6 = 8

Reflex Save: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (17) + 15 = 32

Fireday moves with surprising grace considering his massive armor, and continues to move and parry, strike and hopefully kill!

Attack 1: 1d20 + 17 ⇒ (10) + 17 = 272d6 + 5 + 2 ⇒ (1, 4) + 5 + 2 = 12
Attack 2: 1d20 + 17 ⇒ (8) + 17 = 252d6 + 5 + 2 ⇒ (4, 6) + 5 + 2 = 17
Attack 3: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (16) + 11 = 272d6 + 5 + 2 ⇒ (3, 2) + 5 + 2 = 12
Attack 4: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (10) + 6 = 162d6 + 5 + 2 ⇒ (1, 6) + 5 + 2 = 14
Attack 5: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (8) + 6 = 142d6 + 5 + 2 ⇒ (3, 3) + 5 + 2 = 13

'Tis kewl! Take your time!

Nice one, Meyanda! :D

Fireday strides forward and joins Holg in the attack!

Attack 1: 1d20 + 17 ⇒ (3) + 17 = 202d6 + 5 + 2 ⇒ (3, 2) + 5 + 2 = 12
Attack 2: 1d20 + 17 ⇒ (6) + 17 = 232d6 + 5 + 2 ⇒ (6, 6) + 5 + 2 = 19
Attack 3: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (20) + 11 = 312d6 + 5 + 2 ⇒ (3, 6) + 5 + 2 = 16
Attack 4: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (9) + 6 = 152d6 + 5 + 2 ⇒ (2, 6) + 5 + 2 = 15
Attack 5: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (8) + 6 = 142d6 + 5 + 2 ⇒ (4, 2) + 5 + 2 = 13

Crit Confirm?: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (12) + 11 = 23

Tis cool, take your time! :3

"When faith is forced it is not faith at all," Fireday says bitterly. "I know what have gone through, Ophelia...your tale is tragic. Unity came to you when you needed help, and in exchange for the help it gave you it has hollowed out your soul and made you wholly dependent on it. The gods we worship; Gorum, Iomedae, Brigh, Desna...they all encourage us to stand on our own and for what we believe. I do not wish to fight you, but seeing what Unity has made of you, what it wishes to make of us all...death will be a mercy."

I'm kind of anxious right now: should I use the buffs I've got prepared now or save them until after we fight Ophelia and company?

Brainiac, what WERE the results of my divination spell in the morning? We got going so fast I think you missed it.

Fireday smiles a bit as the dragon falls.

"I'm a true dragonslayer now!" he says to nobody in particular.

Then he rejoins the group preparing to descend.

"So...this is it?"

Fireday joins Fifteen in striking at the dragon!

Attack 1: 1d20 + 17 ⇒ (19) + 17 = 362d6 + 5 + 2 ⇒ (3, 6) + 5 + 2 = 16
Attack 2: 1d20 + 17 ⇒ (20) + 17 = 372d6 + 5 + 2 ⇒ (1, 5) + 5 + 2 = 13
Attack 3: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (5) + 11 = 162d6 + 5 + 2 ⇒ (4, 6) + 5 + 2 = 17
Attack 4: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (19) + 6 = 252d6 + 5 + 2 ⇒ (4, 2) + 5 + 2 = 13
Attack 5: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (13) + 6 = 192d6 + 5 + 2 ⇒ (5, 3) + 5 + 2 = 15

Crit Confirm? (1): 1d20 + 17 ⇒ (20) + 17 = 37
Crit Confirm? (2): 1d20 + 17 ⇒ (10) + 17 = 27
Crit Confirm? (4): 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (2) + 6 = 8

Derp question: if my saving throw is equal to the DC, does that mean I make the save or not?

Reflex DC 29: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (14) + 15 = 29

Fireday, seeing danger readouts in his visor before the strange fire actually reaches them, has just enough time to dodge and minimize the damage.

"It's every Sword-Knight's dream to slay an evil dragon! INHERITOR! WITNESS ME!" he crows as he joins the others in charging through the air at Becrux. For I am shiny and chrome!

Attack 1: 1d20 + 17 ⇒ (19) + 17 = 362d6 + 5 + 2 ⇒ (5, 3) + 5 + 2 = 15
Attack 2: 1d20 + 17 ⇒ (15) + 17 = 322d6 + 5 + 2 ⇒ (3, 5) + 5 + 2 = 15
Attack 3: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (12) + 11 = 232d6 + 5 + 2 ⇒ (6, 1) + 5 + 2 = 14
Attack 4: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (5) + 6 = 112d6 + 5 + 2 ⇒ (6, 4) + 5 + 2 = 17
Attack 5: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (12) + 6 = 182d6 + 5 + 2 ⇒ (1, 1) + 5 + 2 = 9

Fireday shakes his head at Holg's words.

"You won't die, Holg. You're easily the most powerful one in the group, and we'll survive so you can plant the sword in Scrapwall yourself. Then we'll forge a new one for you, even better, out of Unity's metal carcass!"

He claps him on the shoulder.

"Thank you, for being my friend all this time. We may have very different faiths, but we've been brothers in battle through it all."

His prayers are much quieter and simpler than Holg's grand ritual, as Iomedae really only granted him the blessings he needed for battle and little else, but he does cast a divination spell, asking the Inheritor to advise him for the battle to come.

After resting and joining in the breakfast the next day, he dons the powered armor and makes the sign of the sword before giving the group a thumb's up.

"All I ask is that we don't march into Unity's presence immediately. I have some spells that will need time to cast before battle is joined, so I can focus on the actual fight."

Level 17

Warpriest of Iomedae
HP: +6
Spell slots: +1 5th level, +1 6th level
Feat: Extend Spell
Fervor's healing/damage increases to 6d6
Skills:
Diplomacy +2
Perception
Sense Motive
Background skills:
Craft (mechanical)
Knowledge (engineering)

I might benefit from the cloak you mentioned. It's +1 better than my current one.

That'll give us time to level up, though, so that's helpful!

Fireday lets out a cheer as the metal monster collapses.

"Shouldn't we just make camp here in the ruin? Returning to the surface may give Unity more time to try and recover from the blow we've dealt it."

"*I* AM YOUR OPPONENT HERE! FIGHT WITH HONOR AND DO *NOT* TURN AWAY!" Fireday roars as he punishes the Overlord's divided attention with an attack!

AoO: 1d20 + 19 ⇒ (14) + 19 = 333d6 + 7 + 2 ⇒ (2, 1, 1) + 7 + 2 = 13

Then he follows it up by belaboring with even more strikes!

Attack 1: 1d20 + 19 ⇒ (4) + 19 = 233d6 + 7 + 2 ⇒ (3, 4, 2) + 7 + 2 = 18
Attack 2: 1d20 + 19 ⇒ (15) + 19 = 343d6 + 7 + 2 ⇒ (4, 1, 3) + 7 + 2 = 17
Attack 3: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (11) + 13 = 243d6 + 7 + 2 ⇒ (3, 5, 1) + 7 + 2 = 18
Attack 4: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (6) + 8 = 143d6 + 7 + 2 ⇒ (3, 4, 3) + 7 + 2 = 19
Attack 5: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (8) + 8 = 163d6 + 7 + 2 ⇒ (6, 4, 3) + 7 + 2 = 22

And a Merry Crystalhue to our characters!

Fireday grits his teeth as he grapples with the metal beast. He takes one hand off his weapon and lays his hand on himself.

"INHERITOR! I CALL ON YOU TO KEEP MY BODY HALE AND STRONG IN THE FACE OF THIS EVIL!"

Burning Fervor to instacast heal on myself, restoring 150 HP, bringing me back to full!

Then he grips his weapon again and strikes at the Overlord!

Attack 1: 1d20 + 19 ⇒ (8) + 19 = 273d6 + 7 + 2 ⇒ (4, 5, 5) + 7 + 2 = 23
Attack 2: 1d20 + 19 ⇒ (19) + 19 = 383d6 + 7 + 2 ⇒ (1, 4, 3) + 7 + 2 = 17
Attack 3: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (5) + 13 = 183d6 + 7 + 2 ⇒ (1, 3, 1) + 7 + 2 = 14
Attack 4: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (9) + 8 = 173d6 + 7 + 2 ⇒ (3, 1, 1) + 7 + 2 = 14
Attack 5: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (17) + 8 = 253d6 + 7 + 2 ⇒ (5, 6, 2) + 7 + 2 = 22

Crit Confirm?: 1d20 + 19 ⇒ (17) + 19 = 36

Tis cool, the holidays have us ALL busy!

Reflex: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (14) + 15 = 29

Fireday manages to dodge the blast, despite his power-armor's bulk, and makes the sign of the sword.

"For Victory, For the Heart," he says. Not a bold declaration, just a reminder, to himself and the others, that Iomedae was on their side.

He chants to call on Iomedae's righteous might to even the odds between him and the Overlord, as he grows in size and strength!

Casting Righteous Might on myself.

Fireday nods.

"Nothing makes Iomedae smile more than seeing the pride of the wicked break. And I imagine Gorum will also smile on us smashing yet another giant robot," he says, winking at Holg.

Overnighting at the hotel I work at due to a snowstorm, so my posting is limited to my phone. Please feel free to bot me if necessary.

"Good work everyone!" Fireday says as they complete the battle. "One-by-one, the pillars of Unity's false church collapse."

Fireday continues to keep the pressure up!

Attack 1: 1d20 + 17 ⇒ (17) + 17 = 342d6 + 5 + 2 ⇒ (6, 1) + 5 + 2 = 14
Attack 2: 1d20 + 17 ⇒ (1) + 17 = 182d6 + 5 + 2 ⇒ (3, 4) + 5 + 2 = 14
Attack 3: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (10) + 11 = 212d6 + 5 + 2 ⇒ (1, 2) + 5 + 2 = 10
Attack 4: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (8) + 6 = 142d6 + 5 + 2 ⇒ (6, 4) + 5 + 2 = 17
Attack 5: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (20) + 6 = 262d6 + 5 + 2 ⇒ (6, 6) + 5 + 2 = 19

Crit?: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (6) + 6 = 12

Thanks for the updates!

Fireday joins Fifteen in clearing the chaff!

Attack 1: 1d20 + 17 ⇒ (4) + 17 = 212d6 + 5 + 2 ⇒ (6, 3) + 5 + 2 = 16
Attack 2: 1d20 + 17 ⇒ (13) + 17 = 302d6 + 5 + 2 ⇒ (1, 6) + 5 + 2 = 14
Attack 3: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (8) + 11 = 192d6 + 5 + 2 ⇒ (1, 3) + 5 + 2 = 11
Attack 4: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (20) + 6 = 262d6 + 5 + 2 ⇒ (6, 4) + 5 + 2 = 17
Attack 5: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (10) + 6 = 162d6 + 5 + 2 ⇒ (1, 3) + 5 + 2 = 11

Fireday points his own weapon back at the gargoyle.

"For the Black Sovereign and Iomedae!" he calls back.

Fireday frowns and grimaces as Ophelia's history becomes known.

"I can see some twisted reflection of myself in Ophelia...desperate and alone after my awakening I reached out to the first power I found that could help me...had one of Unity's agents found me instead of Iomedaean crusaders bound for Mendev...how differently would my life have been? Would that naïve search for purpose have molded me into a monster too?" he wonders aloud.

Now I'm confused. Unity and the Godmind are two separate things?

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!

"Reprogram? I don't think it's going to sit idly by and let us try that, Holg," Fireday says.