Moorluck wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
How does Blue's Clues make any sense? Blue talks in a mockery of squeaks. Yet the other animals talk, the mailbox talks, even the soap talks. Yet everyone accepts this as "normal".
And Steve is creepy.
Blue could talk just fine, until that night in the basement with Steve.... the things that sick-o did to that poor pup have scarred it for life.
So yeah, Steve is creepy.
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*Translation: "Steve is merely my puppet. The fool couldn't find his way out of a paper bag. I've been leaving clues to ultimate infernal power around his hovel for years. The idiot thinks it's some kind of game. I'd love to just rip his guts out, but the gates of Hell don't exactly open themselves, you know?"