Gary the Grimple Gremlin's page

Look, I have too many business concerns to either ask questions or answer them on a regular basis. So Hunt's...proclivities, let's call them for lack of a better word are a welcome respite.

After all, these rats aren't going to move on their own!

*watches the entire stock of rats making a break for it*

Oh. I guess they will.

Excuse me...

*grabs rat net and mallet and leaves thread*

OK, I've got an order here for thirty one tap-dancing dire rats. Getting the clogs on them was something of a chore and procuring a big enough hot plate to get them to "tap-dance" was an absolute nightmare! But it's all in place.

...so who gets the bill?

{still smoldering slightly} So gremlins and goblins, I guess, sound off! How did you help sabotage the recent server maintenance?

I released a large number of rats and lice into the servers to chew through wires. Not sure how well it worked though...

Hmmm. I'm not sure how many rats and vermin or how much vomit I can muster on such short notice, but I will see what I can do!

Sableye wrote:

Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:

Sableye wrote:

DungeonmasterCal wrote:

What is best in life?

To trick your enemies, see them crush their belongings before you, and to hear the lamentations of their children!

Laminating children seems like a good way make them easier to keep clean and to cut down on the mess they make.

Oh wait, lamentations. Uh yeah, I don't know what that means.

No no, your version's juuuuuuust fine. Let's roll with that.

I agree with Sableye on this one. That was inspired, Hunt!

Indeed! Bravo!

I'm now thinking of establishing a line of laminated rats!

Do you have anything in cockroach?

Nope. Gary the Grimple Gremlin's Grab-bag deals solely in supplying gremlins and goblins with all their rat infestation needs.

You want Mike the Mite's Mighty Maggots, down the street and to the left.

Anybody need some discount rats? Right now we have a sale on: Buy ten rats and get a ratking, free!

Look, seriously, is anyone gonna pay for those rats? It's nearly been a whole year!!!

>:(

Gary the Grimple Gremlin wrote:

I have a bill here for 40 mangy rats at 100 Quatloos a piece delivered to one succubus named Rysky over the Christmas holidays. Would you be the succubus in question?

That depends, are they alive or dead?

How the heck would I know? They were delivered in allotments of 5 a day over 8 days, the last day being Christmas. I know they were alive when they were dropped off.

I have a bill here for 40 mangy rats at 100 Quatloos a piece delivered to one succubus named Rysky over the Christmas holidays. Would you be the succubus in question?